:rides into Dol Amroth: Interesting. There are cameras everywhere. Is the whole city watched?

Imrahil, I've arrived.

To Imrahil Prince of Dol Amroth, Lord of Belfalas, Royalty of the Dúnedain Household my most gracious and heartfelt greetings upon you:

I seek an alliance of our households through the betrothal of our bloods. I offer you my youngest sibling, Theoredes, Lady of the Mark of Rohan and Prnicess of Calenardhon in marriage to your son, Amrothos. She ( Read more... )

I marched on Celemanwë a day or two ago, and took it easily enough. It was much too hard to wrap that shiny red bow around it, so I gave up on giving it to father for Father's Day. Then a spear caught the reflection from the sun, and suddenly I was daydreaming about walking down the aisle. Which is just ridiculous, as I'm the eldest in the line. I ( Read more... )

It has been far too long since I've had a battle to stir my blood. What good is being a shieldmaiden if you do not use your sword and shield then? After consulting Theoden's maps I have decided to travel to Celemanwë of South Gondor. I mean to claim it for my own and give it to my father as a Father's Day gift.

Theoredes! Pack the saddlebags. We're ( Read more... )

I've been looking over some maps I found, and I have noticed some changes to the land. It's interesting. I am forming a plan in my mind, and I may follow it through. :ponders: Theoredes is old enough to squire too. Perhaps it is time I rode as a shieldmaiden again. This will require more thought.

If it's not children it's dwarves! :uses a sword to knock one from the window: Pervy little peeping tom. I should set the dogs on them, but oddly enough they won't respond to my call. It's as if someone has won them away from me. I'm vexed.

There are suddenly huge amounts of children everywhere. I think I need to sit down. Oh! Well, as it appears I'm not a 'mean fucker' nor mean to children, I guess I got to stay a grown up. Lucky me. My reward for not drowning the little bastards in the toilet, is I get to play little old woman in the shoe. Right. Excellent. That policy of niceness ( Read more... )

I just noticed I forgot to mention Theoredes, my youngest sister. That makes me think. We are both... adrift it seems. :ponders further:

Eowyn has the king thing down, and Eomer has the 'shagging as I play-slay' pretty pat. Theodwyn's the druggy, and Theodred is cute as a button and dumb as a plant-- and still getting shagged. Theoden is our subtle fluffly evil, and Timulty is really evil. Theofallan is the scholar. What does that leave me? Right. :ponders:

I need to find my place ( Read more... )

I have returned, and my family is scattered like so much seed across a too large meadow. Theoredes, Theodwyn, Theoden, and Theofallan I've returned. Attend to me and give account of how you live.

I have been lonely without you, my dears.