Over 300 pounds of carbon dioxide was produced to provide me with electricity last month.

Almost 0.0001 cubic feet of low level radioactive waste too.

There are squirrels everywhere here, so I have almost stopped noticing them. As I was walking into my building though, I found out I was oblivious to the true powers of the squirrel ( Read more... )

Theory, really:

Abstract:
Cockroaches can't be killed by poison, but they would prefer to get away from it.

Introduction:
An exterminator came to my door yesterday. He said my neighbor was having pest problems and asked if I was having any. I said no and he left.

Results:
Today I see two cockroaches scurrying around my apartment.

Discussion:I ( Read more... )

My sister chilling with Senator Hagel...  damned successful siblings making the rest of us look bad!


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For your listening pleasure.

The DMV is retarded. And they are thieves ( Read more... )

Not procrastinating is a waste of time. You can spend an entire day working on an assignment that isn't due for a week, or you can put it off until the night before and do it in 3-4 hours. Shouldn't be a hard choice.

Screw work, I'm going to watch Closer.

Learning how something works by pressing random buttons is not always a good thing.

For instance, one might decide to see what happens when they hold down the # key on their new phone, and that phone might become locked and demand a password, which one never set in the first place. Suddenly much digging for instruction manuals becomes necessary.

I have been given the name "Too Tall" by the crazy homeless guy who lives outside my apartment building.

He has also advised me, on several occasions, to keep my hands off all his pretty ladies. I haven't made any promises.

I made a new discovery today. Apparently, in Illinois, possibly in the entire midwest, they use different definitions for a haircut. I went in to a place and gave them the exact same instructions as I give to every barber in CA, but tacked on a warning that "I don't want it very short. I just look silly when my hair is too short ( Read more... )