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The new and improved disclaimer on warnings: When I think something could trouble readers, I always point it out in the headers of the fic. No mention means no need for warnings. On general principle though, my fic is rather tame.
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Gen Featuring Gaeta
Other Gen
Het
Femmeslash
Slash
Fic That's More Complicated Than That
The Really Obscure
* = has been recced
Gen Featuring Gaeta
* "Fade Away": Sharon relishes the way she can make Gaeta flinch. Athena, Gaeta, Helo. ~3000 words, teen. This is a remix of "Limn" by rebelliousrose.
* "A Matter of Perspective": Gaeta and Dee drown their sorrows after Baltar's trial. Gen with some Gaeta/Hoshi, ~1400 words, teen, webisode spoilers.
BSG/James Bond ficlet: Born out of discussions about "Face of the Enemy", this is a crossover with BSG, James Bond and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, a movie I haven't actually seen. ~650 words, Crack!fic, Gaeta & M. Spoilers for "Face of the Enemy", teen.
* "Wings": Sometimes, in a situation like this, you have to help each other out. ~500 words, Tyrol & Gaeta, "Flight of the Phoenix", teen.
"To See The Stars": Gaeta gets mail. ~550 words. OC, Gaeta & Helo, mentions of Gaeta/Hoshi, futurefic, written after watching "The Oath", teen.
"The One Where Felix Gaeta Went To New Caprica To Get A Notebook But Ended Up Creating A Monster": See title for summary. This is just some all-out crack, co-written with millari when there was a little too much wine and far too much silliness. Helo, Gaeta, Baltar, ~1000 words, teen, no spoilers.
"A Tough Choice": In a world where Adama didn't survive the Fall, Gaius Baltar is accused of a crime he didn't commit. Co-written with millari. Baltar, Gaeta, Head!Six, ~2000 words, teen, no spoilers.
"Home": Felix Gaeta wakes up on a street of a foreign planet. He has a vague recollection of who he is, no idea how he got there, and there’s a woman following him around who he is pretty sure has tried to kill him once. Gaeta, Starbuck, Apollo, Athena, Boomer, Narcho, Cavil. Mostly gen with some Gaeta/Hoshi. WIP.
Part 1 - Part 2
"Message In A Bottle": Severus Snape receives a message from the future. It’s about Kara Thrace falling out of the sky. It's not about Felix Gaeta charming a jump drive, though God knows Tonks wishes it was. Crossover with Harry Potter. Snape, Tonks, Gaeta, Starbuck, amongst others. ~4500 words, teen, spoilers all the way up on both accounts.
"Chuck vs. The Cylon Attack (Or: Three Snapshots of an Occupation)": The Occupation would have gone just a little differently if Team Bartowski had been on New Caprica to help. Crossover with Chuck. Some talk of Chuck/Sarah. Chuck, Gaeta, Casey, Sarah, Cavil, New Caprican Resistance. ~1100 words, teen, BSG spoilers all the way up, vague Chuck S4 spoilers.
Good Faith: "Ships don't run on bloody Chinese takeout, you know." Crossover with Torchwood. Owen, Jack, Gaeta, Dee, Cottle, teen.
"Heaven And Earth, Horatio": "Ancient immortal floating in space." Duncan chuckled. "Your stories never fail to entertain." Crossover with Highlander the Series. Methos, Duncan, Gaeta. ~1000 words, teen.
"Like A Bird Without Wings": The day the Admiral forbade Lt. Gaeta to star in any more porn movies was a day of great sadness in the Fleet. Gaeta/everybody, ~600 words, adult. Crack.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"The Crazy Scientist" (~250 words, Gaeta, Baltar, teen, S1) -- "Officer of the Watch" (drabble, teen, slight s4.7 spoilers) -- "Justice" (~300 words, Helo, Gaeta, teen, "Crossroads") -- "Words" (~330 words, Tyrol, Gaeta, teen, post "Collaborators") -- "Misconceptions" (~270 words, Gaeta, Helo, adult, S3) -- "Treasures" (~350 words, Athena, Gaeta, Hera, teen, post "Rapture") -- "Beyond Doubt" (drabble, teen, New Caprica) -- "Glimpse" (drabble, Gaeta & Eight, teen, New Caprica) -- "Air Rage" (drabble, Gaeta & Baltar, teen, post New Caprica) -- "Lost Along The Way" (~500 words, Gaeta & Tigh, teen, S4) -- "Because It's My Birthday" (~340 words, Gaeta & Helo, teen, S1)
Other Gen
* "Stakes": It seems that the Cylons blew up all the porn in the attacks. ~1200 words, Chuckles, others, S1, teen.
A German rewrite of this fic is here: "Schlechte Karten".
And here's a slashy sequel: "Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip": Chuckles' porn has improved. Dee investigates. ~900 words, Dee, Gaeta, Gaeta/m, Chuckles/m, s1, teen.
* "How The Viper Jock Met The Choirboy (And It Didn't End In Tears)": "He'd hate her with a passion, he could tell." Tyrol & Starbuck friendship, no spoilers, ~1100 words, teen. Mentions of Tyrol/Boomer.
* "Tools of God": Everybody is a tool to Six. Head!Six, Athena, Baltar, Gina, ~1700 words, teen, set post "Resurrection Ship". This is a remix of "Eighteen Hours Later" by nicole_anell
* "Five Things Cavil Cherished About Killing Shelley Godfrey": Galactica reminds Cavil of the basestar he grew up on, especially when he's about to murder a Six. Cavil, Shelley Godfrey, Ellen Tigh. ~2000 words, adult. This is a remix of "Fidelity" by grey-sw.
Ficlet: "So this was what it was like to meet the in-laws." A snippet from an AU where Helo and Sharon run into a Cylon trap. Supposed to be set at the beginning of S3. Helo, some Cylons. No spoilers, ~500 words, adult for violence.
"Semantics": Twelve-year-old Gaius Baltar mixes business with pleasure. ~300 words, backstory spoilers for late s3, teen.
"The Honey Trap": "She did it! She wrote the code when I couldn't!" Crossover with Chuck. Baltar & Team Bartowski, ~650 words, teen.
Fifteen Helo Drabbles: Fifteen drabbles about Helo's life before the Fall, written for bsg-100 and reposted in chronological order. These are mostly pre-mini, gen, teen. Featuring Helo, Kara, Boomer, Gaeta and Athena, one-sided Helo/Gaeta, one-sided Helo/Boomer and Helo/OFC.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
BSG/Harry Potter drabble (ensemble, set after "Revelations," teen) -- "Holodecks" (Racetrack, Skulls, BSG/Star Trek crossover, drabble, teen) -- "Quiet Your Mind, Change Your Life" (Leoben, drabble, teen) -- Dexterity (Ellen Tigh, Lee Adama, drabble, teen) -- Late-night Disclosure (Hot Dog & pilots, drabble, teen)
Het
"Keeping Count": About to go on her date with Lee in “Sometimes A Great Notion”, Dee runs into Noel Allison, and everything changes. ~4000 words, Dee, Narcho, Lee, Billy, Pegasus Crew, Dee/Narcho, NC-17 for discussion of suicide and sex.
"Blind Men's Bluffs": It's Colonial Day, and everybody is trying to be somebody new. ~1400 words, Kara, Lee, Baltar, Boomer, Athena & various others, Kara/Lee, Ellen/Saul, teen. This is a remix of First Bluff by kag523.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"Private Lessons" (~300 words, Gaeta/Kat, S1, adult) -- * "Recapitulation" (~230 words, Gaeta/Dee, post "Guess What's Coming To Dinner", teen) -- "Another Life" (drabble, Gaeta/Dee, picture challenge, AU, teen) -- "A Night's Rest" (drabble, Kara/Lee/Zak, after watching "Daybreak Pt. 1", adult) -- "This Side of Right, Some Day" (~620 words, Lee & Gaeta, Kara/Lee, teen)
Femmeslash
"Off Duty In A Time Of War": Dee realized then and there that getting drunk had been a great idea. Drabble, Dee/D'Anna, S2, adult, for the prompt "D'Anna/anybody female."
"A Face Not Her Own (The Perpetrators, Victims and Bystanders Remix)": Helena had seen it coming, of course. 900 words, Cain/Gina, Hoshi/Fisk, teen but with a big warning for rape. This is a remix of "The Power In Hate" by lls-mutant.
Slash
* "Lilacs": Few people knew that Brendan Costanza had been filthy rich before the exodus. ~1000 words, Hot Dog/Gaeta, S1, teen.
* "How to live and love as an amputee, by Brendan Costanza": Felix is rather surprised when Hot Dog shows up at his bedside, bearing gifts. A story about living, loving and frakking (without any actual frakking) in the lives of Felix Gaeta and Brendan Costanza. Also, there's a war on. Gaeta/Hot Dog, spoilers up to 4.10, AU afterwards. Friendship & slash, teen. ~13000 words. Please mind that there's some discussion of suicide.
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
Missing Scene: "With Crime Comes Punishment": Helo and Brendan talk about Felix, teen, ~2500 words.
* Missing Scene: "Don't": Brendan doesn't need any porn. Written for the prompt Hot Dog/Gaeta, "porn" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~900 words, adult.
Drabble: "Hindsight": Some time after "How to live and love," sex happens. The prompt was "Hot Dog/Gaeta, first time topping," adult.
Future Fic: "Hit Or Miss": Roughly a year after the end of HTLAL, Brendan almost dies. The prompt was "Hot Dog/Gaeta, inappropriately timed, semi-public thank gods you're alive sex." 600 words, adult.
Prompt Ficlet: "Couldn't Ask For More": Helo wants to know why Hot Dog called in sick. Dee, Helo. ~280 words, teen.
(here's the story tag)
"Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip": Chuckles' porn has improved. Dee investigates. ~900 words, Dee, Gaeta, Gaeta/m, Chuckles/m, s1, teen.
* "Military Issue": Felix isn't happy with the current porn fad. He decides to do something about it. Written for the prompt Gaeta, "porn" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~650 words, adult, slightly cracky.
"Those Days Without Rain": Felix only ever runs into the Caprican when Jake isn't around. Crossover with Harry Potter. Gaeta/Sirius, Gaeta/Eight, ~2000 words, teen, mind the warnings.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"A Helping Hand" (~300 words, Gaeta/Helo, pre-mini, teen) -- "Parting of Ways" (~370 words, Gaeta/Helo, Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, Helo, S2, teen) -- "The Law Of Attraction" (~370 words, Gaeta/Baltar, Baltar, Gaeta, Head!Six, S1, teen) -- * "Conditional Perfect" (~550 words, some Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, teen) -- "Crescendo" (~350 words, Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, Baltar, Head!Six, prompt words "God loves you" & "crescendo", adult) -- "Need" (drabble, Gaeta/Baltar, Baltar, D'Anna, Gaeta, S3, adult, prompt "Gaeta/Baltar, four-poster bed, forgiveness") -- "Lab Protocol" (drabble, Gaeta/Baltar, adult, prompt "Gaeta/Baltar" and "We can't frak in here") -- * "Aftermath" (drabble, Gaeta/Billy, adult, winner of the 2nd bsg-kink drabble contest in the slash category, prompt was the pairing) -- "Just Swearwords" (~ 300 words, Gaeta/Hot Dog, adult, prompt "pegging and dirty talk in a foreign language")
Gen/Het/Slash/"It's complicated"
* "Back to Earth": The Cylons find the fleet just when all high-ranking personnel is off ship. Galactica's b-team has to execute a rescue mission but Gaeta is depressed, Helo feels guilty, something's going on with Sharon, and everybody knows the plan is suicide anyway. Gaeta/Helo, Sharon/Helo, Gaeta, Helo, Sharon, also featuring Dee, Zarek, Anders, Hot Dog, a bunch of Cylons and others. Mostly gen, PG-13, spoilers up to 4.10 "Revelations". ~20000 words.
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8
(here's the story tag)
* "Becoming A Parent In Seven Swift Steps": Tory Foster dies. Her children need fathers. Crack!fic. Tory/Gaeta, Hoshi/Gaeta, Hoshi, Gaeta, Cottle. Teen, spoilers for "Face of the Enemy" and "A Disquiet Follows My Soul." ~850 words.
* "Happily Ever After": Felix is promoted. The kids get suspicious. Sequel to "Becoming A Parent..." ~300 words, Felix, Louis, OC, teen. Still crack!fic.
"One Room Over": It's Bacchanalia on Galactica, but some people still aren't getting any. Dualla, Athena, Anders, Hot Dog, Gaeta, Hoshi, talk of Apollo. Some Gaeta/Hoshi, mentions of various other pairings. ~3400 words, teen. This is a remix of "Handjobs for the Holidays" by kappamaki33.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
* "Scientific Interest" (~300 words, Baltar/Six, Baltar/Gaeta, Baltar, Six, S1, adult) -- "Command" (drabble, Lee/Dee/Gaeta, Lee, adult, prompt was the pairing) -- "All The Different Needs" (drabble, Caprica/Baltar, Caprica/D'Anna, teen, for the prompt "D'Anna/anybody female") -- "No Borderlines Between Us" (~300 words, Gaeta, Gaeta/Helo/Athena, S3, adult)
Cracky RPF (yeah well, you know how I said "I tend to make exceptions for everything I claim I'll never write at some point"?)
His Way: Alessandro Juliani is visited by a hallucination of James Callis. He's rather mystified by that. Written for the prompt Alessandro Juliani/Head!James Callis, "that can't be you" & "what the hell" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~1000 words, teen.
Edited to add: COME VISIT MY NEW WEBSITE: www.patricia-penn.com
I'm not here anymore but I am now there, posting original fiction, usually for free. I would love for you to come over and follow me there!
The new and improved disclaimer on warnings: When I think something could trouble readers, I always point it out in the headers of the fic. No mention means no need for warnings. On general principle though, my fic is rather tame.
Jump To:
Gen Featuring Gaeta
Other Gen
Het
Femmeslash
Slash
Fic That's More Complicated Than That
The Really Obscure
* = has been recced
Gen Featuring Gaeta
* "Fade Away": Sharon relishes the way she can make Gaeta flinch. Athena, Gaeta, Helo. ~3000 words, teen. This is a remix of "Limn" by rebelliousrose.
* "A Matter of Perspective": Gaeta and Dee drown their sorrows after Baltar's trial. Gen with some Gaeta/Hoshi, ~1400 words, teen, webisode spoilers.
BSG/James Bond ficlet: Born out of discussions about "Face of the Enemy", this is a crossover with BSG, James Bond and Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, a movie I haven't actually seen. ~650 words, Crack!fic, Gaeta & M. Spoilers for "Face of the Enemy", teen.
* "Wings": Sometimes, in a situation like this, you have to help each other out. ~500 words, Tyrol & Gaeta, "Flight of the Phoenix", teen.
"To See The Stars": Gaeta gets mail. ~550 words. OC, Gaeta & Helo, mentions of Gaeta/Hoshi, futurefic, written after watching "The Oath", teen.
"The One Where Felix Gaeta Went To New Caprica To Get A Notebook But Ended Up Creating A Monster": See title for summary. This is just some all-out crack, co-written with millari when there was a little too much wine and far too much silliness. Helo, Gaeta, Baltar, ~1000 words, teen, no spoilers.
"A Tough Choice": In a world where Adama didn't survive the Fall, Gaius Baltar is accused of a crime he didn't commit. Co-written with millari. Baltar, Gaeta, Head!Six, ~2000 words, teen, no spoilers.
"Home": Felix Gaeta wakes up on a street of a foreign planet. He has a vague recollection of who he is, no idea how he got there, and there’s a woman following him around who he is pretty sure has tried to kill him once. Gaeta, Starbuck, Apollo, Athena, Boomer, Narcho, Cavil. Mostly gen with some Gaeta/Hoshi. WIP.
Part 1 - Part 2
"Message In A Bottle": Severus Snape receives a message from the future. It’s about Kara Thrace falling out of the sky. It's not about Felix Gaeta charming a jump drive, though God knows Tonks wishes it was. Crossover with Harry Potter. Snape, Tonks, Gaeta, Starbuck, amongst others. ~4500 words, teen, spoilers all the way up on both accounts.
"Chuck vs. The Cylon Attack (Or: Three Snapshots of an Occupation)": The Occupation would have gone just a little differently if Team Bartowski had been on New Caprica to help. Crossover with Chuck. Some talk of Chuck/Sarah. Chuck, Gaeta, Casey, Sarah, Cavil, New Caprican Resistance. ~1100 words, teen, BSG spoilers all the way up, vague Chuck S4 spoilers.
Good Faith: "Ships don't run on bloody Chinese takeout, you know." Crossover with Torchwood. Owen, Jack, Gaeta, Dee, Cottle, teen.
"Heaven And Earth, Horatio": "Ancient immortal floating in space." Duncan chuckled. "Your stories never fail to entertain." Crossover with Highlander the Series. Methos, Duncan, Gaeta. ~1000 words, teen.
"Like A Bird Without Wings": The day the Admiral forbade Lt. Gaeta to star in any more porn movies was a day of great sadness in the Fleet. Gaeta/everybody, ~600 words, adult. Crack.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"The Crazy Scientist" (~250 words, Gaeta, Baltar, teen, S1) -- "Officer of the Watch" (drabble, teen, slight s4.7 spoilers) -- "Justice" (~300 words, Helo, Gaeta, teen, "Crossroads") -- "Words" (~330 words, Tyrol, Gaeta, teen, post "Collaborators") -- "Misconceptions" (~270 words, Gaeta, Helo, adult, S3) -- "Treasures" (~350 words, Athena, Gaeta, Hera, teen, post "Rapture") -- "Beyond Doubt" (drabble, teen, New Caprica) -- "Glimpse" (drabble, Gaeta & Eight, teen, New Caprica) -- "Air Rage" (drabble, Gaeta & Baltar, teen, post New Caprica) -- "Lost Along The Way" (~500 words, Gaeta & Tigh, teen, S4) -- "Because It's My Birthday" (~340 words, Gaeta & Helo, teen, S1)
Other Gen
* "Stakes": It seems that the Cylons blew up all the porn in the attacks. ~1200 words, Chuckles, others, S1, teen.
A German rewrite of this fic is here: "Schlechte Karten".
And here's a slashy sequel: "Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip": Chuckles' porn has improved. Dee investigates. ~900 words, Dee, Gaeta, Gaeta/m, Chuckles/m, s1, teen.
* "How The Viper Jock Met The Choirboy (And It Didn't End In Tears)": "He'd hate her with a passion, he could tell." Tyrol & Starbuck friendship, no spoilers, ~1100 words, teen. Mentions of Tyrol/Boomer.
* "Tools of God": Everybody is a tool to Six. Head!Six, Athena, Baltar, Gina, ~1700 words, teen, set post "Resurrection Ship". This is a remix of "Eighteen Hours Later" by nicole_anell
* "Five Things Cavil Cherished About Killing Shelley Godfrey": Galactica reminds Cavil of the basestar he grew up on, especially when he's about to murder a Six. Cavil, Shelley Godfrey, Ellen Tigh. ~2000 words, adult. This is a remix of "Fidelity" by grey-sw.
Ficlet: "So this was what it was like to meet the in-laws." A snippet from an AU where Helo and Sharon run into a Cylon trap. Supposed to be set at the beginning of S3. Helo, some Cylons. No spoilers, ~500 words, adult for violence.
"Semantics": Twelve-year-old Gaius Baltar mixes business with pleasure. ~300 words, backstory spoilers for late s3, teen.
"The Honey Trap": "She did it! She wrote the code when I couldn't!" Crossover with Chuck. Baltar & Team Bartowski, ~650 words, teen.
Fifteen Helo Drabbles: Fifteen drabbles about Helo's life before the Fall, written for bsg-100 and reposted in chronological order. These are mostly pre-mini, gen, teen. Featuring Helo, Kara, Boomer, Gaeta and Athena, one-sided Helo/Gaeta, one-sided Helo/Boomer and Helo/OFC.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
BSG/Harry Potter drabble (ensemble, set after "Revelations," teen) -- "Holodecks" (Racetrack, Skulls, BSG/Star Trek crossover, drabble, teen) -- "Quiet Your Mind, Change Your Life" (Leoben, drabble, teen) -- Dexterity (Ellen Tigh, Lee Adama, drabble, teen) -- Late-night Disclosure (Hot Dog & pilots, drabble, teen)
Het
"Keeping Count": About to go on her date with Lee in “Sometimes A Great Notion”, Dee runs into Noel Allison, and everything changes. ~4000 words, Dee, Narcho, Lee, Billy, Pegasus Crew, Dee/Narcho, NC-17 for discussion of suicide and sex.
"Blind Men's Bluffs": It's Colonial Day, and everybody is trying to be somebody new. ~1400 words, Kara, Lee, Baltar, Boomer, Athena & various others, Kara/Lee, Ellen/Saul, teen. This is a remix of First Bluff by kag523.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"Private Lessons" (~300 words, Gaeta/Kat, S1, adult) -- * "Recapitulation" (~230 words, Gaeta/Dee, post "Guess What's Coming To Dinner", teen) -- "Another Life" (drabble, Gaeta/Dee, picture challenge, AU, teen) -- "A Night's Rest" (drabble, Kara/Lee/Zak, after watching "Daybreak Pt. 1", adult) -- "This Side of Right, Some Day" (~620 words, Lee & Gaeta, Kara/Lee, teen)
Femmeslash
"Off Duty In A Time Of War": Dee realized then and there that getting drunk had been a great idea. Drabble, Dee/D'Anna, S2, adult, for the prompt "D'Anna/anybody female."
"A Face Not Her Own (The Perpetrators, Victims and Bystanders Remix)": Helena had seen it coming, of course. 900 words, Cain/Gina, Hoshi/Fisk, teen but with a big warning for rape. This is a remix of "The Power In Hate" by lls-mutant.
Slash
* "Lilacs": Few people knew that Brendan Costanza had been filthy rich before the exodus. ~1000 words, Hot Dog/Gaeta, S1, teen.
* "How to live and love as an amputee, by Brendan Costanza": Felix is rather surprised when Hot Dog shows up at his bedside, bearing gifts. A story about living, loving and frakking (without any actual frakking) in the lives of Felix Gaeta and Brendan Costanza. Also, there's a war on. Gaeta/Hot Dog, spoilers up to 4.10, AU afterwards. Friendship & slash, teen. ~13000 words. Please mind that there's some discussion of suicide.
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
Missing Scene: "With Crime Comes Punishment": Helo and Brendan talk about Felix, teen, ~2500 words.
* Missing Scene: "Don't": Brendan doesn't need any porn. Written for the prompt Hot Dog/Gaeta, "porn" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~900 words, adult.
Drabble: "Hindsight": Some time after "How to live and love," sex happens. The prompt was "Hot Dog/Gaeta, first time topping," adult.
Future Fic: "Hit Or Miss": Roughly a year after the end of HTLAL, Brendan almost dies. The prompt was "Hot Dog/Gaeta, inappropriately timed, semi-public thank gods you're alive sex." 600 words, adult.
Prompt Ficlet: "Couldn't Ask For More": Helo wants to know why Hot Dog called in sick. Dee, Helo. ~280 words, teen.
(here's the story tag)
"Dualla's Daily Dose Of Gossip": Chuckles' porn has improved. Dee investigates. ~900 words, Dee, Gaeta, Gaeta/m, Chuckles/m, s1, teen.
* "Military Issue": Felix isn't happy with the current porn fad. He decides to do something about it. Written for the prompt Gaeta, "porn" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~650 words, adult, slightly cracky.
"Those Days Without Rain": Felix only ever runs into the Caprican when Jake isn't around. Crossover with Harry Potter. Gaeta/Sirius, Gaeta/Eight, ~2000 words, teen, mind the warnings.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
"A Helping Hand" (~300 words, Gaeta/Helo, pre-mini, teen) -- "Parting of Ways" (~370 words, Gaeta/Helo, Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, Helo, S2, teen) -- "The Law Of Attraction" (~370 words, Gaeta/Baltar, Baltar, Gaeta, Head!Six, S1, teen) -- * "Conditional Perfect" (~550 words, some Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, teen) -- "Crescendo" (~350 words, Gaeta/Baltar, Gaeta, Baltar, Head!Six, prompt words "God loves you" & "crescendo", adult) -- "Need" (drabble, Gaeta/Baltar, Baltar, D'Anna, Gaeta, S3, adult, prompt "Gaeta/Baltar, four-poster bed, forgiveness") -- "Lab Protocol" (drabble, Gaeta/Baltar, adult, prompt "Gaeta/Baltar" and "We can't frak in here") -- * "Aftermath" (drabble, Gaeta/Billy, adult, winner of the 2nd bsg-kink drabble contest in the slash category, prompt was the pairing) -- "Just Swearwords" (~ 300 words, Gaeta/Hot Dog, adult, prompt "pegging and dirty talk in a foreign language")
Gen/Het/Slash/"It's complicated"
* "Back to Earth": The Cylons find the fleet just when all high-ranking personnel is off ship. Galactica's b-team has to execute a rescue mission but Gaeta is depressed, Helo feels guilty, something's going on with Sharon, and everybody knows the plan is suicide anyway. Gaeta/Helo, Sharon/Helo, Gaeta, Helo, Sharon, also featuring Dee, Zarek, Anders, Hot Dog, a bunch of Cylons and others. Mostly gen, PG-13, spoilers up to 4.10 "Revelations". ~20000 words.
Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7 - Chapter 8
(here's the story tag)
* "Becoming A Parent In Seven Swift Steps": Tory Foster dies. Her children need fathers. Crack!fic. Tory/Gaeta, Hoshi/Gaeta, Hoshi, Gaeta, Cottle. Teen, spoilers for "Face of the Enemy" and "A Disquiet Follows My Soul." ~850 words.
* "Happily Ever After": Felix is promoted. The kids get suspicious. Sequel to "Becoming A Parent..." ~300 words, Felix, Louis, OC, teen. Still crack!fic.
"One Room Over": It's Bacchanalia on Galactica, but some people still aren't getting any. Dualla, Athena, Anders, Hot Dog, Gaeta, Hoshi, talk of Apollo. Some Gaeta/Hoshi, mentions of various other pairings. ~3400 words, teen. This is a remix of "Handjobs for the Holidays" by kappamaki33.
Drabbles & Ficlets:
* "Scientific Interest" (~300 words, Baltar/Six, Baltar/Gaeta, Baltar, Six, S1, adult) -- "Command" (drabble, Lee/Dee/Gaeta, Lee, adult, prompt was the pairing) -- "All The Different Needs" (drabble, Caprica/Baltar, Caprica/D'Anna, teen, for the prompt "D'Anna/anybody female") -- "No Borderlines Between Us" (~300 words, Gaeta, Gaeta/Helo/Athena, S3, adult)
Cracky RPF (yeah well, you know how I said "I tend to make exceptions for everything I claim I'll never write at some point"?)
His Way: Alessandro Juliani is visited by a hallucination of James Callis. He's rather mystified by that. Written for the prompt Alessandro Juliani/Head!James Callis, "that can't be you" & "what the hell" in the bsg_pornbattle, ~1000 words, teen.