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Fic: Wasta Est
Here is a thing.
Title: Wasta Est
Characters/Pairings: England, France, William the Conqueror, other OCs.
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Child abuse. allusions to slaughter and starvation.
Notes: Many thanks to girlfan1979 and elwon for brainstorming and things.
Summary: For an aph kink meme prompt. "Back in 1069-1070, William the Conqueror ordered for the destruction of ( Read more... ) -
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