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-famicom-
What ho! Another strange land to traverse in my never-ending quest to return home. Ah, sweet patricepamelapattypearlPenelope. And... Tele- Teller- How the heck do you pronounce this? Whatever. Wife and Son Guy, I'll be home to see you soon! Just gotta figure out why I wanted to come here again.
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-epoch-
*sniffle*
*sniffsniffle*
*SNIIIIIIIIIFLE*
St-strong, Red Mage.
Strong.
*pathetic sniffle*
[[2% spent on being the last of the Red Mages.]]
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-arcadia-
Looks like it's finally time.
Attention party members! Our first campaign has started! Our quest: to catch as many turkeys as possible and gorge ourselves on their rich, juicy XP! And, uh, meat, if you're into that sort of thing.
I'd like to get us all gathered together for a mass hunt- you know, for safety. For all we know, these could be Level 15 ( Read more... ) -
-magnavox-
My equipment...
My stats...
OH SWEET MOTHER OF MAGIC, I'M WHOLE AGAIN!
If anyone needs me, I'll be level-grinding against bears for about a year. Or two. Or twenty.
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-fairchild-
AAAAAAAAAUGH!
STR- 3
DEX- 2
STA- 3
INT- 2
WIS- 3
CON- 1
CHA- 13
My stats are back to DEFAULT!? And my equipment is gone! Not so much as a girdle to protect me! NOOOOOOOO!
Wait a minute... This has happened before. I'd been poisoned by a foul witch! With, uh, nightmare poison! So this, this is just another nightmare. All I have to do is wake up.
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-odyssey-
Alright, that does it. I've had it up to here with the glitches in this game! Just yesterday, I sat through a random encounter where the bandit clearly had no concept of turn limitations. After I tried to restart, my hard-earned gold was gone! Admins, you'd better fix the problems with this place right now, or I'll suffocate myself. See, I'm doing ( Read more... ) -
-intellivision-
Alright, this is just getting ridiculous now.
I've explored this pitiful bundle of bits called "Memento Eden" thoroughly, but this is the smallest world map I've ever seen! This has got to be some kind of intro level. Any minute now the ferry from the war-ridden mainland will show up, or I'll be beamed into space.
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Aaaaany minute now.
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-atari-
Hmm...
[[OOC: Currently, anyone wandering around the town center will find a young man wandering around with a piece of paper stuck to his face. He is somehow managing to avoid bumping into anything, and is talking to himself with apparent disregard for anyone else.]]
Hmm, still nothing. No plot synopsis, either... Must be one of these new 4th ( Read more... )