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Totally Hawt Potter Love - Chapter four
Disclaimer and Author’s note: All names that you recognize belong to J.K Rowling. Their personalities, however, belong to all of those lovely Planks out there who can’t write for shit. I don’t think I need to state that this is a parody any longer, so sit back, relax, undo your top buttons, stick you hands in your pants (if you’re parody’d or even ( Read more... ) -
More Chewing Out of Fangirls!
Hello Again!
The other night, my friend and I were poking through the dark depths of ff.net in order to find stories to mock. It was there that we came across an out-of-canon Aboosive!James fic so disturbing, that I decided to write a letter from dear Prongs, to the fangirls. Here is the result. Hope you all enjoy!
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Lily Chews Out Fangirls!
Hello Everyone!
I love this communtiy. I also love Lily Evans. However, there are so many terrible stories about her, that I've completely given up on finding good Marauder fics. But I was very bored, so I started thinking about how amusing it would be if Lily were to write to the fangirls.
Here is the result. Enjoy! If no one is amused, I at ( Read more... ) -
Okay, yes, it HAS been a while, but..
We've been working on it a LOT, and we recruited some new sporkers as well!
So, sporking with me are: ( Read more... ) -
Totally Hawt Potter Love - Part three
Part three! This is all for now! There is a Remus/Sirius sex scene that I credit totally to cgn and her infinite awesomeness.
Disclaimer and Author’s note: Any name you recognize belongs to J.K Rowling. Just in case you missed the last two author’s notes, this is a god damned parody. If somebody reviews and tells me that I’m a terrible, clichéd ( Read more... ) -
Totally Hawt Potter Love - Part two
And Bam! Part two of parody.
Author’s note and disclaimer. This is a parody, I repeat, a parody. And any name you recognize belongs to Rowling.
In the last chapter… “You’re right, Remus, this idea is cruel and horrible, but I’ll do it anyway,” said James. “Hey, I’ll use that girl I just bumped into earlier!” He ran off to find Lily and shag her ( Read more... ) -
Totally Hawt Potter Love
So I wrote a parody fic, and I've got three of five chapters finished. I though I'd post them here for your enjoyment, sports fans!
Author’s note and disclaimer: This is a parody. If anyone dares to think that I would ever write this tosh and call it serious fiction, they’re barking. Please do enjoy, and be kind enough to review at the end because I ( Read more... ) -
RAANNNTTTT
Hey! I'm new to all of this, I joined a little while ago so I could read some of these stories for a laugh. I honestly thought I would feel too bad to rant about a story but this was just a little too much even for me. Its called My Girl by Gina2 (fanfiction.net) I was looking for a nice Lily/James fic but this was definitely NOT IT ( Read more... ) -
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Hey everyone!
So out of morbid curiosity, I looked up the story The Marauders and a Seasonal Storm. Despite my urge to vomit, I realized that this story wa indeed begging to be sporked. Be nice, as this is my first one, and if you want to add your own variations, don't hesitate.
Much obscenity, so if you don't have a twisted sense of humor, stay ( Read more... ) -
In which Lily is like Paula Radcliffe (she probably even pees on the road, too)
Well, hello there! I haven't posted on this community in such a long time, which is not acceptable. As a co-mod, I should be ashamed of myself *hangs head*. But! (I like the use of the exclamation mark there) this does not mean that I have forgotten my hatred of all bad fics! I most definitely still despise them with a burning passion.
I have a ( Read more... )