I like this icon. Check out the guy in the background. That's Pete, I hire him to make me look popular. I was going to make this another pathetic excuse for an update simply because I'm too exhausted from all this talking to write about it in my journal too. Don't you people know by now I reveal everything but my social security number but I'm sure ( Read more... )

I didn't steal your man, Kylie. I'm not like you O:-)

oops julian kidnapped me and he's not letting me online for a while. go see my movie on the 25th :-*

I haven't done a proper update in over a month and I figured the three people reading this deserved more than the occasional one liner and general madness (hi Jonny). So what have I been up to... it's been a really insane month actually and that's just the beginning. We finished in Canada some time ago and then I went to D.C. to speak at UN's ( Read more... )

I'm leaving and I took Jonny with me.

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Be nice to them.

My account ran out and I still have ten icons. Brad loves me so. Or it could be Damon's doing. I bet he threatened to beat him up and we all know Brad screams like a girl. Ouch, I just did a paragraph sounding very much like "hi I'm cute buy me an account now plz" and I hate them but I swear to god I didn't because I don't care because I still have ( Read more... )

Jonny and I got drunk and joined the local LJ groupie central, since that's exactly what we are. It really makes me feel better when professional band aids tells me he's not worth it and I realize I need to stop doing this to myself. You can't build your life on a dream and you can't trust rock stars. It's all so tragic. At least now I have someone ( Read more... )

Lost in the rapture of orgasmic pleasure. It must be a couple of million years ago since anyone managed to say that with a straight face. Which is really too bad, it makes for nice imagery. I blame cheap romance novels that never even make it as hardback copies sold in places where the only thing you want to get is a newspaper. This is a true story ( Read more... )

Tomorrow is my birthday. I was promised diamonds so it really doesn't matter if everyone else forgot about it. There's probably someone I should pick up at the airport but I'm not sure if he deserves it. Just kidding. Also, I'm in Canada pretending to be a pregnant girl ( Read more... )

I'm going to talk about Amanda Latona now since she seems to enjoy mentioning me a lot and I wouldn't want for her to think I don't return the favor. I used to understand why she obviously hated me, I mean I would too, if some sissy girl came along and stole half of my men but they don't like me anymore so now I assume it's just a hobby ( Read more... )