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So... I was tagged to do this, and I never back down from a challenge. However, there are two things I most certainly don't do. Specifically, I don't tag other folks to do memes (I give you all permission to tag yourselves), and I don't post poorly written meme instructions on my journal. With that in mind, I fixed the grammar of the below ( Read more... ) -
Viva La Hipster
It's old now, but Time Out New York (hereafter referred to as TONY) had a campaign last week against, of all people, hipsters. "The hipster must die" the article read, as if people (even self-described "sort of hipster-ish myself" people) haven't been saying this since Pulp released Different Class in 1995. Probably earlier than that, even ( Read more... ) -
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So, my doctor just called my cell phone to ask if I was circumcised or not.
That's so weird.
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He had a bad day
"Tell everyone that this is for anybody who eva said anything bad about me, see I do have feelings too. Blame the people who were horrible and injust 2 me. This is because of them, I am human just like them. I hope they rot in hell 4 what they made me do. They know who they are. None of you blame urself mum, dad, Sam and the rest of my family. ( Read more... ) -
Shut up, just shut up
I was having a conversation (argument, really) with my friend about Final Fantasy 3, so maybe it was my own fault.
The whole time, I was saying things that he was disagreeing with and he was talking about things that are blatantly not present in Final Fantasy 3 (crazy shit like gusts of wind that prevent you taking your airship to some nonexistent ( Read more... ) -
Well, I am in fashion
So, I'm still temping. And I'm still in women's fashion ( Read more... ) -
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So I've been thinking about making myself sexier. I mean, I don't think I'm unattractive (I've often said that if I had a time machine, I would go back in time like a day and have sex with myself until I created a time paradox and sent the universe plummeting towards disaster), but I feel like I could really use an extra little oomph to get me to ( Read more... ) -
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RuPaul has a new movie coming out (I know, I thought he was dead too). It's called Starrbooty after a character (not a pirate, I'm told, despite the extra "r." Shame) he created way back in the 80's. You'll notice, by the way, my use of that word "he" I don't do that fucking with pronouns thing. The man is in drag; he's not a transexual and ( Read more... ) -
Funniest Porn Dialogue Ever
This dialogue taken directly from the first scene of the movie "Leather Night" takes place between two leather clad gentlement. Man A has on a leather vest (open to expose two piereced nipples) and leather chaps (crotch-less to expose his pierced flacid penis). Man B has on a studded harness and leather chaps. He is also wearing a studded ( Read more... ) -
The only time I feel the pain now...
...is when my roommate catches me singing "9 to 5."
So I bought a copy of Karaoke Revolution, the CMT version.
I don't know why I did it. I really don't. I was a fool. A damn fool. I guess I sort of assumed that it would have more Dwight Yoakam than it does. In fact, I naturally assumed that it would have his entire catalogue, three songs by ( Read more... )