Bandom Fic Masterlist
Bandom Fic Masterlist
Here lies a (not entirely complete) list of what I've written in Bandom to date.
I've placed warnings on those I feel need it, but if you feel I've missed anything, please let me know, and I will add to the warnings listed.
Fall Out Boy
The Last Famous International Playboy
Gen, or Pete/Patrick
~6000 words
Rating: R
Warning! Contains disturbing images, psychpaths, and the murder of band people
In which Pete Wentz obtains fame as a serial killer and Patrick is the one sent in to talk to him
Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In The Corner
Pete/Patrick, with various minor pairings of other band boys
~3200 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg
In which many, many band boys are pregnant and attending Lamaze class.
Better With A Pen (But Alright In Bed Too)
Pete/Patrick
~4000 words
R/NC-17
In which Pete likes to draw on Patrick's skin.
Lost On The Boulevard At Night
Pete/John Mayer
~3300 words
NC-17
In which Pete’s man crush on John is reciprocated
And its sequel:
Dinner For Two Is A Lonely Sight
Pete/John Mayer/Patrick
~5400 words
NC-17
In which Patrick joins in the fun.
In Your Shoes, I Know It’s Strange
Pete/Ashlee
~4800 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Genderswap
In which Ashlee turns into a dude.
This Fic Will Be Enjoyable To Your Brainvoice
Pete/Ashlee, Pete/Everyone else (kind of)
~3200 words
PG-13
In which pregnancy has put Ashlee off sex, so she sends Pete off to get his kicks elsewhere.
A Boy Called Pete
Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Spencer
~3500 words
PG-13
Paddington Bear AU, in which Joe and Andy find Pete on a railway platform and take him home.
The One Where Pete Is A Stripper (or, I can't think of titles)
Pete/Patrick
~2600 words
R
In which it's Patrick's 21st birthday and Joe hires him a stripper
Panic(!) at the Disco
Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas
Gen, or Panic GSF
~6500 words
PG-13
In which Brendon is turned into a koala while on tour in Australia.
Practically Perfect In Every Way
Panic GSF, Pete/Patrick
~4700 words
PG-13
A Mary Poppins AU, with songs. In which Brendon, Spencer and Jon write an advert in search of a new bandmate, and Ryan Ross floats down from the sky holding his umbrella in answer.
Time To Get Out Of The Desert (And Into The Sun)
Ryan/Spencer
~3900 words
PG-13
In which Panic break up, and Ryan struggles to find himself
A/N- Written well before the actual break-up
Life in the Rock ('n' Roll) Pool
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
~5000 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg, of sorts.
In which boys are sea creatures, and Brendon the seahorse is left bare finned and pregnant
And its sequel:
Finding Emo
Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan, Pete/Patrick and various others.
~9000 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg, of sorts.
In which MikeyWay the clownfish runs away to the Reef, and a rescue party follows.
Hold With Those Who Favour Fire
Brendon/Spencer
~13000 words
PG-13
Warning! Wingfic. Angels and Demons. Also a scene which may be triggery to some people.
In which Spencer is half demon, struggles to control himself, and finds himself attracted to Brendon.
It’s Not Your Job To Be As Confused As Nigel
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Keltie, David/Nigel (Spinal Tap)
~1200 words
PG-13
In which Brendon and Spencer watch Spinal Tap, and there is jealousy.
Tastes Just Like Cherry Cola
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Jon
~10000 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Cross dressing
In which Spencer meets a girl at a club, who turns out to not be a girl after all
Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else To Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356
Brendon/Spencer
~2600 words
G
In which Pete tells his daughter, Pear, a story about when music was banned.
What Went Down From His Fooling Around
Brendon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Brendon/William, Spencer/William
~5500 words
R
In which Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. And William is a genie.
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon (Just Let Me Be The One You Carry Deep Inside You)
Brendon/Spencer, Brendon/Neil Diamond (unrequited)
~5300 words
PG-13
In which Brendon harbours a desire to be deflowered by Neil Diamond, and doesn’t understand why Spencer isn’t amused.
Ecstasy, Sky and the Sea
Brendon/Spencer
~1300 words
PG
In which Brendon and Spencer return home after surfing.
Get Up and Shake the Glitter Off Your Clothes (Now We’re Partner’s in Crime)
Brendon/Spencer
~41000 words
R
In which Brendon and Spencer wake up in Vegas, with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate.
A/N- written for bandombigbang 2009
The Cab
Make Good On All The Nasty Tricks You Pull
Cash/Johnson
~1600 words
R
In which Johnson tires of Cash’s antics.
Every So Often Expect Things To Get Hectic (Or Technically Difficult)
Cab GSF, Cash/Singer, Ian/Marshall
~3500 words
R/NC-17
In which The Cab all bone.
Forget About The Sunshine When It’s Gone (Show Me Something True)
Singer/Ian, Singer/Cash (unrequited)
~7700
R
Warning! Futurefic
In which Ian is getting a divorce, and Alex is there to pick up the pieces.
May I Admire You Again Today? (or, Love’s a Bitch, Duckie)
Johnson/Marshall, Cash/Deleon, Johnson/Cash
~24000 words
PG-13
Warning! High school AU
In which there is a prom, Cash and Deleon are dating, Johnson is in love with his best friend, Marshall is just pleased Johnson agreed to go to prom with him, and Ian is just quietly awesome.
I’d Be Your Lover, If You Were There
Cash/Alex, hints of Cash/Alex/Ian
~1900 words
R
In which Alex gets his tattoo and they send Ian photographic evidence of what he’s missing.
Step One: Cut A Hole In A Box
Cash/Ian
~2500 words
R
In which Cash puts his dick in a box.
Trouser Party Rabbit- fun for the whole Decaydance family
Cash/Deleon, Brendon/Spencer, others
~3100 words
PG-13
In which Gabe suggests his favourite party game at the Cab’s first Decaydance party, and groping ensues.
The Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through the Taco Bell Drive-Thru)
Cash/Deleon
~1800 words
PG-13
In which Alex is so hungry, he’d punch a child for Taco Bell.
Multi-band fic
Don't Care About The Presents (Underneath The Christmas Tree)
Brendon/Bob Bryar, Ryan/Spencer, Pete/Patrick
PG
In which Bob is Santa’s apprentice.
Let Me See Your Moves
Jon/Patrick
~10000 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Could be read as dubcon, although it’s not intended to be that way
In which Patrick likes Spencer, and Jon offers to teach Patrick everything he knows as an excuse to spend time together.
Makes Me Feel Much Taller Than You Are
William Beckett/Tom Conrad, Tom/Sean Van Vleet
~2700
PG-13
In which William goes to see Empires play.
I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It
Johnson/Brendon/Spencer, Cash/Singer, Ian/Marshall
~4500 words
R/NC-17
In which this is a prequel to Every So Often Expect Things To Get Hectic (Or Technically Difficult)
I Bet If I Suggested A Game Of Quidditch He’d Come In His Pants
Brendon/Joe, others
~4600 words
PG-13
In which Brendon meets Joe while LARPing, but Joe doesn’t want his friends to know.
Make a Mess, Steal a Kiss
Jersey/Alex (Hey Monday), Cash/his band (The Cab)
~3000 words
PG-13
In which the suggestion of some stage gay to spice up Hey Monday’s set proves to be very successful.
Smells Like Turpentine (looks like Indian ink)
Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Spencer, Cash/Deleon, Ryan/Jon, All American Rejects GSF
~4600 words
PG-13
In which there are five times that using love potion backfires
The Hours Everyone Else Throws Away, or Nick and Tyson’s Infinite Playlist
Nick/Tyson, Nick/Gabe, Tyson/Ryan
~29000 words
R
A Nick and Norah AU. In which the boys search New York for music, and love.
A/N- written for bandombigbang 2009
Crossover fic
Spencer Never Sees It Coming
Crossover with SGA
Ryan/Ronon, McKay/Sheppard, brendon/Spencer
~2700 words
PG-13
In which Spencer does not like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.
None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! Or, Ryan Ross: Band-Aid
Crossover with SGA
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Ronon, McKay/Sheppard
~3500 words
R
Band AU of SGA wherein Team Sheppard are in a band called We Can Name It Later, and Ryan drags Spencer and Brendon to see them play.
Here lies a (not entirely complete) list of what I've written in Bandom to date.
I've placed warnings on those I feel need it, but if you feel I've missed anything, please let me know, and I will add to the warnings listed.
Fall Out Boy
The Last Famous International Playboy
Gen, or Pete/Patrick
~6000 words
Rating: R
Warning! Contains disturbing images, psychpaths, and the murder of band people
In which Pete Wentz obtains fame as a serial killer and Patrick is the one sent in to talk to him
Nobody Puts (Patrick Stump’s) Baby (Daddy) In The Corner
Pete/Patrick, with various minor pairings of other band boys
~3200 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg
In which many, many band boys are pregnant and attending Lamaze class.
Better With A Pen (But Alright In Bed Too)
Pete/Patrick
~4000 words
R/NC-17
In which Pete likes to draw on Patrick's skin.
Lost On The Boulevard At Night
Pete/John Mayer
~3300 words
NC-17
In which Pete’s man crush on John is reciprocated
And its sequel:
Dinner For Two Is A Lonely Sight
Pete/John Mayer/Patrick
~5400 words
NC-17
In which Patrick joins in the fun.
In Your Shoes, I Know It’s Strange
Pete/Ashlee
~4800 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Genderswap
In which Ashlee turns into a dude.
This Fic Will Be Enjoyable To Your Brainvoice
Pete/Ashlee, Pete/Everyone else (kind of)
~3200 words
PG-13
In which pregnancy has put Ashlee off sex, so she sends Pete off to get his kicks elsewhere.
A Boy Called Pete
Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Spencer
~3500 words
PG-13
Paddington Bear AU, in which Joe and Andy find Pete on a railway platform and take him home.
The One Where Pete Is A Stripper (or, I can't think of titles)
Pete/Patrick
~2600 words
R
In which it's Patrick's 21st birthday and Joe hires him a stripper
Panic(!) at the Disco
Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas
Gen, or Panic GSF
~6500 words
PG-13
In which Brendon is turned into a koala while on tour in Australia.
Practically Perfect In Every Way
Panic GSF, Pete/Patrick
~4700 words
PG-13
A Mary Poppins AU, with songs. In which Brendon, Spencer and Jon write an advert in search of a new bandmate, and Ryan Ross floats down from the sky holding his umbrella in answer.
Time To Get Out Of The Desert (And Into The Sun)
Ryan/Spencer
~3900 words
PG-13
In which Panic break up, and Ryan struggles to find himself
A/N- Written well before the actual break-up
Life in the Rock ('n' Roll) Pool
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
~5000 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg, of sorts.
In which boys are sea creatures, and Brendon the seahorse is left bare finned and pregnant
And its sequel:
Finding Emo
Brendon/Spencer, Jon/Ryan, Pete/Patrick and various others.
~9000 words
PG-13
Warning! MPreg, of sorts.
In which MikeyWay the clownfish runs away to the Reef, and a rescue party follows.
Hold With Those Who Favour Fire
Brendon/Spencer
~13000 words
PG-13
Warning! Wingfic. Angels and Demons. Also a scene which may be triggery to some people.
In which Spencer is half demon, struggles to control himself, and finds himself attracted to Brendon.
It’s Not Your Job To Be As Confused As Nigel
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Keltie, David/Nigel (Spinal Tap)
~1200 words
PG-13
In which Brendon and Spencer watch Spinal Tap, and there is jealousy.
Tastes Just Like Cherry Cola
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Spencer, Ryan/Jon
~10000 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Cross dressing
In which Spencer meets a girl at a club, who turns out to not be a girl after all
Don’t Worry If It’s Not Good Enough (For Anyone Else To Hear) or Pear Wentz’s Bedtime Story #1356
Brendon/Spencer
~2600 words
G
In which Pete tells his daughter, Pear, a story about when music was banned.
What Went Down From His Fooling Around
Brendon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, Brendon/William, Spencer/William
~5500 words
R
In which Brendon’s wish backfires and he turns into Spencer’s drum kit. And William is a genie.
Girl, You’ll Be A Woman Soon (Just Let Me Be The One You Carry Deep Inside You)
Brendon/Spencer, Brendon/Neil Diamond (unrequited)
~5300 words
PG-13
In which Brendon harbours a desire to be deflowered by Neil Diamond, and doesn’t understand why Spencer isn’t amused.
Ecstasy, Sky and the Sea
Brendon/Spencer
~1300 words
PG
In which Brendon and Spencer return home after surfing.
Get Up and Shake the Glitter Off Your Clothes (Now We’re Partner’s in Crime)
Brendon/Spencer
~41000 words
R
In which Brendon and Spencer wake up in Vegas, with hangovers, no recollection of the night before and a marriage certificate.
A/N- written for bandombigbang 2009
The Cab
Make Good On All The Nasty Tricks You Pull
Cash/Johnson
~1600 words
R
In which Johnson tires of Cash’s antics.
Every So Often Expect Things To Get Hectic (Or Technically Difficult)
Cab GSF, Cash/Singer, Ian/Marshall
~3500 words
R/NC-17
In which The Cab all bone.
Forget About The Sunshine When It’s Gone (Show Me Something True)
Singer/Ian, Singer/Cash (unrequited)
~7700
R
Warning! Futurefic
In which Ian is getting a divorce, and Alex is there to pick up the pieces.
May I Admire You Again Today? (or, Love’s a Bitch, Duckie)
Johnson/Marshall, Cash/Deleon, Johnson/Cash
~24000 words
PG-13
Warning! High school AU
In which there is a prom, Cash and Deleon are dating, Johnson is in love with his best friend, Marshall is just pleased Johnson agreed to go to prom with him, and Ian is just quietly awesome.
I’d Be Your Lover, If You Were There
Cash/Alex, hints of Cash/Alex/Ian
~1900 words
R
In which Alex gets his tattoo and they send Ian photographic evidence of what he’s missing.
Step One: Cut A Hole In A Box
Cash/Ian
~2500 words
R
In which Cash puts his dick in a box.
Trouser Party Rabbit- fun for the whole Decaydance family
Cash/Deleon, Brendon/Spencer, others
~3100 words
PG-13
In which Gabe suggests his favourite party game at the Cab’s first Decaydance party, and groping ensues.
The Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through the Taco Bell Drive-Thru)
Cash/Deleon
~1800 words
PG-13
In which Alex is so hungry, he’d punch a child for Taco Bell.
Multi-band fic
Don't Care About The Presents (Underneath The Christmas Tree)
Brendon/Bob Bryar, Ryan/Spencer, Pete/Patrick
PG
In which Bob is Santa’s apprentice.
Let Me See Your Moves
Jon/Patrick
~10000 words
R/NC-17
Warning! Could be read as dubcon, although it’s not intended to be that way
In which Patrick likes Spencer, and Jon offers to teach Patrick everything he knows as an excuse to spend time together.
Makes Me Feel Much Taller Than You Are
William Beckett/Tom Conrad, Tom/Sean Van Vleet
~2700
PG-13
In which William goes to see Empires play.
I’m Sorry I Can’t Help Asking It
Johnson/Brendon/Spencer, Cash/Singer, Ian/Marshall
~4500 words
R/NC-17
In which this is a prequel to Every So Often Expect Things To Get Hectic (Or Technically Difficult)
I Bet If I Suggested A Game Of Quidditch He’d Come In His Pants
Brendon/Joe, others
~4600 words
PG-13
In which Brendon meets Joe while LARPing, but Joe doesn’t want his friends to know.
Make a Mess, Steal a Kiss
Jersey/Alex (Hey Monday), Cash/his band (The Cab)
~3000 words
PG-13
In which the suggestion of some stage gay to spice up Hey Monday’s set proves to be very successful.
Smells Like Turpentine (looks like Indian ink)
Pete/Patrick, Brendon/Spencer, Cash/Deleon, Ryan/Jon, All American Rejects GSF
~4600 words
PG-13
In which there are five times that using love potion backfires
The Hours Everyone Else Throws Away, or Nick and Tyson’s Infinite Playlist
Nick/Tyson, Nick/Gabe, Tyson/Ryan
~29000 words
R
A Nick and Norah AU. In which the boys search New York for music, and love.
A/N- written for bandombigbang 2009
Crossover fic
Spencer Never Sees It Coming
Crossover with SGA
Ryan/Ronon, McKay/Sheppard, brendon/Spencer
~2700 words
PG-13
In which Spencer does not like Ryan’s new boyfriend very much.
None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak! Or, Ryan Ross: Band-Aid
Crossover with SGA
Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Ronon, McKay/Sheppard
~3500 words
R
Band AU of SGA wherein Team Sheppard are in a band called We Can Name It Later, and Ryan drags Spencer and Brendon to see them play.