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croozin Sep 01, 2008 00:30

I've been watching a lot of TV lately. A lot. Even more now that some moron here broke my DVD player. So, thanks for that Wendell. ...Fantastic. And I noticed that E! keeps airing Showgirls, so I finally broke down and watched it again because it's really not that bad when you don't pay attention to the dialog.

And I have to say this, what the hell ( Read more... )

Well this is crap.

croozin Jul 28, 2008 03:25

Bet everybody was wondering where I was.

Yeah, I was kind of in a hospital. And it smelled, really really bad in there. Plus I had to put up with the guy in the bed next to me coughing all night. And if that wasn't bad enough he left the TV on when he fell asleep. I heard E! News like 4 times. Did you know that Kim Kardashian likes one of the Jonas ( Read more... )

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croozin Jun 22, 2008 22:03

I decided to go to some local car show today. Y'know, spur of the moment kind of thing. 'Cause I like cars, I mean, who doesn't? Besides, I figured maybe there's a nice one I can buy or something. And then it turns out to be just a bunch of old guys who look like they're heading to a Jimmy Buffet concert! Sure, I enjoy looking at the cars, but you' ( Read more... )

car show, not working

Best Public Service Announcement Ever?

croozin Jun 05, 2008 19:44

((Warning: Not safe for work, children, or anybody that doesn't want to hear songs about vaginas and STDS. You've been warned.))

http://www.hostropolis.com/april/mp3/hervagina.mp3

Wow. I am going to categorize this one right under V.D. For very...descriptive. And, it's also actually pretty funny. I honestly don't think anything has made me laugh this ( Read more... )

std, public service announcement, barbershop quartet, v.d., vagina song

Who's loving your mama? I am.

croozin May 13, 2008 02:40

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I've got a late mother's day post here. Not like it's a holiday I can celebrate or anything. So you know...not really first on my list of priorities.

But man, they sure collected some of the hottest MILFs out there. The lyrics aren't bad either. Totally takes the "Your Mom" jokes to a whole new level. Plus that's probably like the only perk to ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HELL!

croozin May 02, 2008 00:31

I'm not just to be used as your "gay butt buddy" at will. If I wanted to do that I'd be like Sarah Jessica Parker and get a damn blown-up doll made! (A creepy one too. Is anybody else frightened of that thing? Needs to be used as a scarecrow.) Plus I can get tons of women anyways! Those movies I made...kind of misleading. Who would've thought a ( Read more... )

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croozin Apr 02, 2008 17:12

So, I think I've finally decided I want to settle down. Maybe start a family. I'm pretty sure I found the right girl and she's just completely changed my views on life. And she's gorgeous too! Plus she loves Fred Dryer too! In fact, she's actually got the Hunter DVDs!

So, you know, how can I go wrong? That's why I haven't been posting as much ( Read more... )

fred dryer, love, hunter, family

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croozin Mar 16, 2008 02:13

So, you may all be wondering why I don't care about that DVD everybody is talking about. Well you see, Xander Crews is fairly open when it comes to sex! And when I say sex, I mean things I like to masturbate to! And you know, with a chronic masturbator like myself, that's a lot of things! We're talking a total of 7 or 8 times a day. So you know, ( Read more... )

Boring Meeting

croozin Feb 10, 2008 17:37

Why yes, I did just spend an entire meeting playing a game called 'Butt Scan.' And I'm on the high score list. KAKOW ( Read more... )

Ha Ha! Suckers!

croozin Feb 07, 2008 00:37

So, I hear you all missed the Super Bowl ( Read more... )

hunter, super bowl, billionaire