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Droppin' Some Mad Rhymes!
I've got a big car ( Read more... ) -
Woo-Hoo.
So, guess Phil took care of the whole lead paint thing. Which is definitely good. I guess anyways, Stan was going on about how it could ruin this company and I'm running it into the ground and some shit. Yeah. Don't really get it myself. I don't think he knows what he's saying. It's like old man talk from all the pills he has to take ( Read more... ) -
Another Entry from Awesome-X
Yes, it's true that I, Awesome-X, have assisted in saving Santa Claus. So yeah, guess that's another one for the books. The awesome books. I'm hoping that means I get a Christmas special next year or something. That'd be pretty cool. Aside from that, not much else is new. There's not all that many villains in my part of the town. I've already ( Read more... ) -
Lead paint...
So, apparently, according to Stan, some of the Crews toy line has been made with lead paint and now we're being sued ( Read more... ) -
Damn Kraft.
Seriously. Why is Easy-Mac not easier to make? Shouldn't the cheese be in the same package with the noodles? Actually shouldn't it already be on the noodles? That's the only way it'd be considered easy. Maybe I need to have my company make that ( Read more... ) -
Awesome-X here, Again.
Yeah. Hey guys. Awesome-X hasn't been around very much lately. Sorry about that. Kind of busy.Also dealing with a crisis back at Xcaliber. And by crisis, I mean I was overthrown. Which...pretty much sucks. Have to say though, I totally saw it coming. Hooper's got phenomenal benefits. And by benefits I mean those amazing tits! They're so perfect! ( Read more... ) -
Well, I guess it's official now.
So, you probably all know this already but Grace and I are through. First of all, she's been cheating on me with a leprechaun! Yeah I know, I didn't think they existed either. Guess I was wrong. And he's not even a fun one like the Lucky Charms dude! More like the ones from that movie with Jennifer Aniston. (Maybe I need some more shoes....And ( Read more... ) -
Cheapskates
So, I finished my little "party" and decided I wanted to get me some of that free candy ( Read more... ) -
I've been....busy.
So yeah, I haven't posted here in quite some time. I'm still having difficulties with this computer. Stan likes to turn it off to conserve energy or something. Stupid "Captain Stanet". Like one damn computer is going to make a difference in stopping the world from exploding ( Read more... )
