LoM One Shots
An Ideal For Living - PG-13, Sam/Annie, 14,887 words (in 4 parts)
Warnings: angst, swearing, violence, blood
Spoilers: 2.08
Summary: A hostage crisis from two different points of view.
The Art of Being Lost and Found - R, 92,920 words (in 62 parts)
Warnings: angst, mild themes of suicide, mentions of abortion, mild violence
Spoilers: Set after 2.08
Summary: When the Guv goes missing, CID is saddled with an inept "interim" DCI. To find Gene, and the truth, Ray must team up with a hated enemy.
A/N: Link is to last chapter. All previous parts can be found there.
Bad Bounce - PG-13, vague Sam/Gene, 1919 words
Warnings: angst, bit of blood
Summary: An arrest doesn't go as planned.
Bad Woolf - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 734 words
Warnings: angst, elements of non-con
Summary: Dubious consent following the news of Harry Woolf's death.
Black Leather Jacket - R, Gene/OMC, implied Gene/Sam, 973 words
Warnings: brief sexual situations
Summary: Based on a prompt posted in the
Anon Pornfest II: Gene meets a teenaged rentboy who reminds him an awful lot of Sam. Reluctant!Gene.
Blame Game - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 1897 words
Summary: Sam and Gene stuck on the side of the road. That sort of thing can force men to talk.
A/N: For the 2010 LoM ficathon,
Blush - G, 655 words
Summary: Sam buys Gene's gift for Chris' housewarming...
Break Down - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 703
Warnings: angsty smut
Summary: Gene gives Sam a punishment *cough cough* for his own good. While Sam is not happy about it, he accepts that it is for his own good.
Burning - PG-13, 1819 words
Warnings: angst, swearing, racial slurs, blood
Spoilers: 2.03, 2.06
Summary: AU for 2.06. What if that last power cut hadn't happened until later?
Bushwhacked - G, 269 words
Summary: Ray. Chris. A badger.
By the End of the Week - PG-13, 1982 words
Warnings: angst, minor themes of suicide
Spoilers: 2.07
Summary: Sam's in charge. Ray needs a drink.
Chopped - PG-13, 999 words
Warnings: some bloody stuff
Summary: He watched helplessly as his friend was torn from his arms, and dragged across the field...
Coffin For Sam - R, vague Sam/Gene, 20,992 words (in 13 parts)
Warnings: angst, bit of blood
Spoilers: anything before 2.02
Summary: When Sam has only 36 hours to live, will Gene and the team be able to catch the perpetrator and save their DI before it's too late?
A/N: Based of the 'Starsky and Hutch' episode 'Coffin For Starsky.'
Come To Your Senses - R, 2327 words
Warnings: angst
Summary: Sam wakes up in hospital.
Damaged Goods - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 2011 words
Warnings: angst, sexual situations
Summary: Gene finds himself precariously injured after being kidnapped.
A/N: Followed by
Return to Sender. [The angst half of personal challenge between myself and
culf . Her happy half is
here.]
Day Trips - PG-13, mild Sam/Annie, 10,954 words
Warnings: swearing
Spoilers: 1.04, 1.05, 1.06, 2.04, 2.05
Summary: Set during 2.05. Chris gets some much needed help from an under-the-weather Sam during the Lamb Family kidnapping.
A/N: For the LoM 2007 Ficathon.
The Debriefing - NC-17, Sam/Morgan, Sam/Gene, 3132 words
Warnings: slight non-con, strong language, character death
Summary: Sam had some unfinished business in Hyde.
Definitely a Coincidence - PG-13, 2146 words
Summary: Sam and Gene are locked in a freezer. It's definitely just a coincidence.
Distance - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 6713 words
Warnings: angst, blood
Summary: After Sam is stabbed in the groin, Gene makes a decision regarding their "arrangement."
Ethereal - NC-17, 4249 words
Summary: Sam can never tell what's real and what's not, but dear God, he hopes this isn't real.
A/N: For the 2009 LoM ficathon.
Flight Risk - PG, 2764 words
Summary: Sam has a phobia.
Gene and the Sheep - PG-13, 1574 words
Warnings: angst
A/N: Follows
Sam and the Sheep,
Chopped, and
5 Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep.
Gene, Sam, and the Dirtiest Tree in Manchester - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 862 words
Summary: There's Sam. There's a tree. And now there's Gene.
A/N: Follows
Sam and the Tree Gray Matter - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 12,351 words (in 4 parts)
Warnings: angst, swearing
Spoilers: 2.08
Summary: Sam suffers a serious head injury when he's some place he's not supposed to be.
A/N: Co-created with
culf .
How Far - PG-13, 1144 words
Warnings: angst
Spoilers: 2.08
Summary: Ruth watches her son grow and fade.
In the Line of Duty - PG, Sam/Gene, 730 words
Summary: Sam's having a little back trouble...
I'll Be Home For - R, Sam/Gene, 1298 words
Warnings: Character death
Summary: Classically, there are three Fates. Clotho, who spins the thread of life, Lachesis, who weaves it into whole cloth and Atropos, who cuts the thread when life is done.
In Touch - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 989 words
Summary: "Come now, Mr. Hunt, don't you think it's time you learned to share?"
Initiation - PG-13, 1128 words
Summary: Sam and Gene - hopelessly drunk
Instant Grounds - G, 756 words
Summary: Missing scene from 1x01. All Sam wants is a cup of coffee.
The Kubler-Ross Model - PG-13, 10,849 words (in 5 parts)
Warnings: mild swearing, mentions of self-harm, angst
Spoilers: massive for 2.08
Summary: Sam, who swears he's fine, goes undercover in a mental hospital.
Life Is Strange - PG-13, 5056 words, Sam/Gene
Summary: Sam. Fanboys. Hard.
A/N: Written for
2008 LoM Ficathon Little Bugs - R, 2584 words
Warnings: unintentional drug use, disturbing images
Summary: Sam runs into trouble when interviewing on a suspect on his own, against Gene's wishes.
Nauseous - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 2630 words
Summary: Sam doesn't feel well. He blames the curry.
Ninety Days - PG-13, 1290 words
Warnings: angst, mentions of self-harm
Summary: Can Sam keep a promise to himself?
No Particular Reason - PG, 1228 words
Summary: Gene finds out that Sam hasn't had a decent Christmas or birthday since he was four, so he takes him to a department store and lets him pick out anything he wants.
Not the Dark - PG-13, 1607 words
Warnings: angst, violence
Summary: Sammy Tyler had never been afraid of the dark.
Nothing to Worry About - G, vague Sam/Gene, 1278 words
Summary: It's New Year's Eve 1973 and Sam's a little worried...
On Second Thought - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 817 words
Summary: Gene gets shot. He has some frank thoughts on the matter.
One Little Mistake - NC-17, Sam/Gene, Sam/OMC, 4812 words
Warnings: angst, mild violence, sexual situations, swearing
Summary: After a heated, possible relationship ending argument with Gene, Sam allows his anger to consume him. But that one mistake surely won't cost him.
One Part Persuasion, Two Parts Subtext - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 570 words
Summary: "There's no way you got that out of a book."
Pain and Pity - R, implied Sam/Gene, 4562 words
Warnings: angst, themes of depression
Spoilers: major for 2.08
Summary: Missing scene for 2.08...
A/N: Written for the Remix Challenge at
1973flashfic .
Persuasion - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 784 words
Summary: Whilst having sex, Sam wants Gene to really hurt him. Gene is afraid to go so far but Sam can be very persuasive.
The Philanderer and the Thief - R, 20,000 words
Summary: Fed up with their constant bickering, Gene sends Sam and Ray out to a remote village to stop a local crime spree. Will they solve the case before they kill each other, or will someone else get there first?
A/N: Link goes to last part. Links to all previous parts can be found there.
Pieces - NC-17+, 6862 words
Warnings: rape, other sexual situations, massive angst
Summary: Gene is forced to watch his DI being abused.
A/N: The darkest thing I've written to date.
Pocket Change - R, 2236 words
Warnings: angst, swearing, discussion of sexual situations
Summary: A drunken, after-work discussion leads to Sam revealing a dark truth from his past.
Present For Sam - PG, 951 words
Summary: A mysterious package has been left on DI Tyler's desk.
A/N: Somewhat of a crack!meta!fic
Real Men - R, 913 words
Warnings: discussion of a sexual nature, angst
Summary: Gene and Sam share a little "man" talk that reveals more than Sam would like.
Return to Sender - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 2808 words
Warnings: Graphic sexual situations, angst
Summary: Sam is not happy with how Gene left things.
A/N: Sequel to
Damaged Goods.
Returning the Favor - R, 1337 words
Summary: Who can you count on for a quiet place to sober up?
Sam and the Sheep - PG, 2749 words
Summary: Does what it says on the tin.
A/N: The fluffiest thing I've written to date.
Sam and the Tree - R, 873 words
Summary: Sam is lonely. Very lonely. There's a tree...
Shifting Gears - PG-13, 700 words
Summary: Ray writes off the Cortina...
Slow Day - PG-13, 628 words
Summary: Some days life as a detective is a slow one. Others, it's most definitely not...
The Sky is Falling - PG-13, 5640 words
Summary: Seems like the sky is always falling around Sam Tyler.
So - PG, 2021 words
Summary: Sam finally takes Ryan to that football match.
Sounds Crashing into Silence - PG-13, 2365 words
Summary: Sam listens carefully to the noises around him. There are certain things he doesn't want to hear.
Sweat - PG-13, 2367 words
Summary: Being handcuffed to the inside of a car on a very hot summer's day, is not what Sam would call "having a good day."
That Discussion - PG, 1658 words
Summary: Sam really doesn't want a big fuss. So why do people keep bringing it up?
Therapy - PG-13, 1750 words
Warnings: angst
Summary: Sam struggles with his physical therapy, though it's not like he deserves any therapy anyway. Set during the 2006 portion of 2.08.
This is Nothing to Celebrate - PG, 1113 words
Summary: Gene has Sam guess what special day it is.
A/N: Written for my first anniversary of being in the LoM fandom.
To Be a Good DI - R, Sam/Gene, 5779 words
Summary: Harry Woolf needs to speak to Sam one more time, to teach him about being a good DI.
Too Many Women - PG, 646 words
Spoilers: 2.04
Summary: It just couldn’t be good for him, the poor, little love. Surrounded by all women, all the time?
A/N: For the 'Minor Characters Challenge' at
1973flashfic .
When You Were Young - PG-13, 12,753 words
Warnings: angst, mild swearing
Summary: Sam has an accident, in 1973, that renders him with the mentality of a 4 year old. Will Gene be able to cope?
LoM Five Things/Times Fics
4 Times Sam Had Ice Cream... - PG-13, 1819 words
5 Most Memorable Cars Gene Has Driven - PG-13, 906 words
5 Presents Sam Bought For Gene - PG, implied Sam/Gene, 917 words
5 Things Annie Never Told Sam - PG-13, Annie/Sam, 694 words
5 Things Sam and Gene Bought Together... - PG, Sam/Gene, 1062 words
5 Things Sam Never Thought He Would Hear - PG-13, 916 words
5 Things That Made Gene Cry (and the One Time Sam Comforted Him) - PG-13, 1875 words
5 Thoughts Gene Never Thought He'd Have About Sam Tyler - R, Sam/Gene, 1160 words
5 Times Chris Saved the Day (and the One Time They Noticed) - PG, 1555 words
5 Times Gene Almost Said the L-Word - PG-13, Sam/Gene, Gene/Missus, 1097 words
5 Times Gene Hunt Believed in God - PG-13, 1101 words
5 Times Gene Hunt Saw Sam Tyler After 1981 - PG-13, 1392 words
Warnings: assumes character's death as mentioned in A2A 1.01
5 Times Gene Saved Sam - R, Sam/Gene, 1781 words
5 Times Gene Was Sam's Slut - NC-17, Sam/Gene, 2282 words
5 Times Gene Wondered What They Were Really Up To in Hyde - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 803 words
5 Times Ivanhoe Stopped Sam From Doing Something Stupid - PG-13, 1423 words
5 Times Ray Appreciated Sam - PG-13, 1883 words
Warnings: considers info from A2A 1.01 as canon
5 Times Ray Got Thumped, and Probably Didn't Deserve It - PG-13, 385 words
5 Times Sam's Arse Was Grabbed Anonymously - PG-13, 1643 words
5 Times Sam Cried - R, 2074 words
5 Times Sam and/or Gene Got Involved in Little Sammy's Life - PG-13, 2116 words
5 Times Sam Got Slapped in the Face - PG-13, 796 words
Warnings: mild sexual situations, mild angst, bit of blood
5 Times Sam Knew Gene Loved Him... - PG-13, Sam/Gene, 1447 words
5 Times Sam Missed Not Living in 2006 Anymore - PG-13, 828 words
Warnings: mentions of abuse, small amount of blood
5 Times Sam Moved House - PG-13, 1828 words
5 Times Sam Survived the Whump... - R, 3826 words
Warnings: character death
5 Times Sam Tyler Fell in Love - PG, 1238 words
5 Times Sam Was Truly Alone - PG-13, 1877 words
Warnings: character death, angst
5 Times Shaun Wished Sam Spoke Sheep - G, 1249 words
5 Times Young Sam Tyler Felt Himself Being Watched - PG-13, 2050 words
LoM AU Series - Meat Crossovers
Meat was a 1994 TV film which featured John Simm playing a rent boy neamed Cecil.
Three Months - NC-17, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2686 words
Warnings: heavy swearing, sexual situations, angst, mention of character death
Summary: Three months on the game and Cecil had seen it all. Then he met that Man.
Options - R, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2558 words
Warnings: mentions of character death, swearing
Summary: His pimp in jail and his friends gone, Cecil has nowhere to turn.
Change - PG-13, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2139 words
Warnings: mild swearing, mild angst
Summary: For Cecil, work just isn't what it used to be.
R & R - PG-13, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2028 words
Warnings: mild swearing, probably angst
Summary: Even rent boys need some rest and relaxation.
Bend and Stretch - PG-13, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2649 words
Warnings: swearing, angst
Summary: Physio can't fix everything.
Bed Rest - R, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2353 words
Warnings: angst, and a little bit of sexy business
Summary: Lying in bed all day, makes Cecil a very bored boy.
Now Hiring - NC-17, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2446 words
Summary: Cecil's fully recovered. Now if he only needn't work for a living...
Fearless - R, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2172 words
Summary: Cecil has nothing to be scared of.
Ownership - R, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2584 words
Summary: Cecil has a good job, a good man, and a good life. Nothing could ruin all that.
Problems - R, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 2699 words
Summary: Cecil hated Sam Tyler.
Spare - PG-13, implied Sam/Gene, Gene/Cecil, 3869 words
Summary: Cecil wasn’t sure what he was meant to believe, only that he did.
LoM AU Series - The Kept Man
Unknown White Male - NC-17, Sam/Warren, 7612 words
Warnings: graphic sexual situations, non-con, angst
Summary: AU. Sam woke up with amnesia when he landed in 1973, able to only remember his name, and ended up in the grasp of Stephen Warren. This is how it happened.
A/N: Prequel to
The Kept Man.
The Kept Man - R, Sam/Warren, Sam/Gene, 74,954 words (in 40 parts)
Warnings: angst, sexual situations, swearing
Spoilers: 1.04, 1.05, 1.07, 2.08
Summary: AU. Sam woke up with amnesia when he landed in 1973, able to only remember his name, and ended up in the grasp of Stephen Warren. When he and Gene Hunt finally cross paths it starts a chain of events that will either save Sam or damn him.
A/N: From an idea by
talcat given via
culf .
Epilogue - PG, implied Sam/Gene, 448 words
LoM AU Series - Steady As She Goes
Steady As She Goes - R, mild Sam/Annie, Sam/Maya, Gene/Missus, Sam/OC, 147,169 words (in 86 parts)
Warnings: angst, swearing, violence, violent imagery, minor drug use, mild sexual situations, self-harm
Spoilers: Everything.
Summary: After an accidental shooting at the station, Gene struggles to keep his team from tearing themselves apart while his and Sam's friendship is pushed to the limits.
SASG One shots in chronological order...
All the Lost Souls - R, 1685 words
Warnings: angst, swearing
Summary: Sam Tyler never made it to Shenley Hospital.
Auld Lang Syne - PG-13, 1806 words
Warnings: mild swearing, mild angst
Summary: Gene's going to be a father.
Not Since - PG, 1461 words
Summary: It's 1981, and Gene has just been to the scene of a coach crash...
End of the Road: Part 1 - PG-13, 1436 words
Warnings: mild swearing, angst
Summary: Gene Hunt never goes off duty.
End of the Road: Part 2 - PG-13, 1400 words
Warnings: character death, angst, mild swearing
Summary: Gene Hunt never goes off duty.
Bygones - PG-13, Sam/OC, 6848 words
Warnings: angst
Summary: In order to move on with his future, Sam must first confront his past.
Fickle Thing, Happiness - PG-13, Sam/OC, 5785 words
Warnings: angst
Summary: Why can't life be simple, neat, and contained? Why does time-traveling have to make things so complicated?
Turn and Face the Strain - PG-13, Sam/OC, 8469 words
Summary: The world looks slightly different through Margaret Hunt's eyes.
BBC!Sherlock fics
Assistance - R, 19,960
Summary: AU. Slavery exists in the modern world. John belongs to Moriarty, that is until events beyond his control thrust him into the life of the world's only consulting detective.
Five Times John Got a New Scar - PG-13, 2178 words
Summary: Five times John got a new scar (and one time he got one across his heart.)
Sheffield - PG-13, 4816 words
Summary: Sherlock and John head to Sheffield for a case, but John has other things on his mind.
Snow Falling on London - PG, Sherlock/John, 1500 words
Summary: London is about to be buried in snow, and Sherlock is most definitely not ill, no matter what John says.
A/N: For the
221b_slash_fest 2010 Secret Santa exchange.
A Study in Kidnapping - PG-13, 3617 words
Summary: Moriarty kidnaps John. John's not too happy about it.
A Study in Rescue - PG-13, 5683 words
Summary: Moriarty kidnaps John. Sherlock's not too happy about it.
A/N: A companion fic to "A Study in Kidnapping."
"Something is wrong," Snoopy said to Woodstock as he sat at his typewriter one day. "I've been writing for such a long time, and I'm not famous yet. I think it's time to write something really important. I just wish I could think of something really important."