( And so it continues... )

( For an update. What'd you think I meant? )

This will be the second time I write this. The first edition, which I honestly think was one of the funniest things I have written, was lost when Dustin unplugged the computer.

Sigh. I'll try and redo it from the scraps of my memory...
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( oo eeee ahh ooo *flings poo* )

( Let's see what's on TV, shall we? )

( Oh god what have i done there's so much blood everyw )

I know, I know, it's been a while. I have returned, however, with a brand new article, served up nice and piping hot, like a pizza from the oven. With extra pepperoni, fresh, melted che..um, just click the link.

( Click here for HOT YOUNG teens )

So, it's that time again, for campfires and fun in the sun! That's right, summertime! With the freedom that summer brings, also comes great responsibility, for nature is a harsh mistress, that's why I've decided to write up a small guide to:

( Surviving the great outdoors! )

We continue our look at the hidden truth behind some of our nation's holidays with this revealing look at:

( The True Story of Thanksgiving -or- Pass the Fuckin' Maize, Grandma )

Yep, still awake. But now, something more lighthearted than my last entry.

( The True Story of July 4th )

( Oh look an LJ cut. Neato )