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Presidential Commencement Address (Reinterpreted)
It's been a while since I've reinterpreted a presidential speech, and his address at the Naval Academy on May 30th was too good to resist.
For all of you snarky, wonderful people on my flist who have graduated this year from high school and college--this one's for you.
( The US Military: advancing the cause of liberty through force of arms, if necessary. ) -
Ten hours later...
I've finally caught up with my flist. Damn, you all were chatty this past week and a half. That's why I love you :)
Yay to new fic and other assorted wonderfulness. And hahahaha to whatever the hell Viggo's wearing here. I demand cracked out fic where Orlando has left him and Viggo turns to a life of figure skating to his own music to Get Over ( Read more... ) -
[FIC] You're Kind of a Slut, Stacey! (Baby-Sitters Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Muppets, oh God)
This is entirely fox1013's fault.
Title: You’re Kind of a Slut, Stacey! (639 words)
Genre: Written for the “Slightly More Than 24 Hours Crack Crossover Challenge” and I was given, well, Jack Sparrow (PotC), Stacey McGill (Baby-Sitters Club), and Animal (The Muppets). *shakes tiny fists of rage at fox1013*
Disclaimer: All power and glory to Bruckheimer, Ann M. ( Read more... ) -
[FIC] The Very Model of a Modern Metrosexual (Lotrips, 1200 words, worksafe)
Title: The Very Model of a Modern Metrosexual
Genre: Lotrips (Dom, Hannah)
Rating: So very worksafe
Disclaimer: So, so untrue. I don’t know the boys, I don’t know where Dom buys his eyeliner, I don’t make any money from this.
A/N: Takes place after Rings wrapped when Dom was crashed out at Elijah's place in LA. For cincodemaygirl, who gave me the plotbunny ( Read more... ) -
DC Folks for Kingdom of Heaven
Okay, the Georgetown Theater is showing KoH hourly. I'm going to see it Sunday at 2pm (and am fandango-ing tickets to be sure I get in).
Anyone up for coming with me? Or meeting for lunch beforehand, either in Dupont or Georgetown?
Trebuchets and Orlando Bloom! What's not to love? -
[FIC] Debauched (Lotrips, OB/SB)
Title: Debauched
Pairing: OB/SB
Rating: Eh, let's say R, what with the cursing and the boy-on-boy action.
Summary: Come on. After this story? The challenge to fill in the blanks was just hanging out there like a big slow-pitch softball.
Disclaimer: So, so, so not true. Also, if you know me in RL, I never wrote this.
A/N: Thanks, as always, to my ( Read more... ) -
All hail Benedict the Short-lived and Slightly Corrupt!
If he's anything like his predecessors with the name, that is...
( It's all about the Benedicts, baby ) -
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Waiting for a serviceman to arrive at the house--the window of time "between 10 and 2" is sooo not that helpful. ETA: Well, he's been and gone, but I've got this written up already...
So, who wants to play Movie Quote Tag (stolen shamelessly from trollprincessI'll give ten quotes. If you know what movie one of them's from, respond in a comment. If you're ( Read more... )