chubby honey bunny: letter of doom
chb: letter of doom
yunho/jaejoong
drama, humor, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
Jaejoong is positive that nothing could ruin his mood. But he has no idea how wrong he might be.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops
note: to avoid confusion, i'm going to be labeling every oneshot as past, present or future so you'd know when it is happening. past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
past
Jaejoong is positive that nothing could ruin his mood.
He's managed to get another interior designing gig, the models for the day didn't give him a hard time and Changmin assured him that he's booked for the entire month. On top of that, because the photoshoot ended a little late, his lovely boyfriend is already at home waiting for him. That's pretty much why Jaejoong thinks nothing could ruin his mood.
But he has no idea how wrong he might be.
Everytime Yunho gets home before he does, he usually gets welcomed by a warm embrace and a passionate kiss. But he gets none of that tonight. Furrowing his eyebrows, he finds his lover on the couch, his face buried in his hands.
"Yunho?" When the man in question looks up at him, he's surprised to see his tear-stained face. He drops his make up bag on the floor, not caring whether or not some of his things crack, and runs towards his obviously not happy lover. "Baby, what's wrong?" He envelopes him in a hug but Yunho pushes him away. "What..."
"I'm sorry." Yunho replies almost inaudibly. "I'm so sorry..."
"What are you sorry for, Yunho? I don't understand."
"I didn't mean for it to happen. I swear!"
Jaejoong suddenly feels sick to his stomach. He's heard those words before. In dramas, to be exact, when the male character cheats on his girlfriend with another woman. The thought got him trembling. He looks at Yunho, his large eyes already glassy. But he's Yunho! His Yunho. And his Yunho's not that type of guy.
Is he?
They've been together for more two years and not once has the man given him any reason to make him feel not secure with their relationship. Why would he look for someone else when Jaejoong's everything he could ask for? And maybe even more. Yunho told him so, so he has all the bragging rights.
"Why?" he finally asks, his lips quivering. He's afraid to ask, but he's even more afraid of the answer. Despite what bullshit he might have done, Yunho still looks at him like he's the most precious thing in the world and he already hates him for that. He's not supposed to make him feel that way when he's possibly made others feel the same way!
"I don't know! It just... happened. One moment I'm here alone trying to order takeout and the next moment, the thing was at the doorstep and came to me and..."
"C-came?" Yunho reaches out to wipe his tears away but he swats the offending hand away before it could even come in contact with his skin. "I thought I was the only one."
"Huh? You mean... the thing came to you too?"
Just when his brain thinks that it is an accusation, he snaps. "No, you fucking idiot! Unlike you and your cheating ass, I don't make anyone else cum because I'm a fucking one man man!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"How dare you ask me that, you dumbass. I hate you! But I hate myself more because no matter how much I try to hate you, I couldn't. Even when you shamelessly confessed how you cheated on me with... with a thing! You disrespectful son of a gun couldn't even use pronouns right. But I don't really want to know if it's a man or a woman."
"The fuck are you talking about, Kim Jaejoong? Who cheated on who because I have no idea what you're so mad about."
Jaejoong blinks, wiping his tears furiously with the back of his hand. He hears Yunho growl and then feels his hands on his face, gently wiping his tears. "You mean you did not cheat on me with a thing?"
"I'm not a douche to do that to you. It never even crossed my mind." Yunho sighs, pulling Jaejoong on his lap. "Love, next time please don't jump into conclusions. If I didn't notice that we were talking about two different things, we would be over and be depressed for the rest of our lives."
"The dramas got into my head and made me fear for the worst." he replies, burying his face on the taller man's neck. He runs a finger along the lump on his neck and then gives it a soft kiss. "I'm sorry. I love you."
Yunho snakes both arms around the still sulky man's waist. "And I love you just as much."
"What were you talking about anyway?"
"I don't know how you'll take it but..." Yunho trails off before pulling out a folded paper from his pocket and hands it to Jaejoong who almost drops the white sheet as soon as he reads Enlistment Notice on top.
He immediately crumples the letter and throws himself at his anxious boyfriend, wrapping his arms around his neck. Tears couldn't stop streaming down his cheeks, he shakes his head as he tightens his hold on him. "No! Nononononononono... no Yunnie, no! No no!"
Yunho pulls him closer, trying to calm him down by rubbing his back. "I know we promised we'd enlist together. I was sure that we were. I don't know what happened and I'm just as confused as you are."
"But next week?!" Jaejoong screams through Yunho's already drenched shirt.
"It's too soon, I know."
"C-can't I go with you?"
Yunho chuckles despite himself. "You know how it works."
"Then you and I both have to take the whole week off so we could spend time with each other. I'm not going to take no for an answer, Yunnie."
"You know I can't do that. I get paid this Friday and I--"
"Shut the fuck up Yunnieboo. What did I say?"
"That I shut the bleep up?"
"No, dimwit. The other thing. And don't fucking censor my curses."
"You're not going to take no for an answer."
"Exactly what I said."
"Are you going to be like this when I enlist for real?" This time, Yunho laughs as if everything's peachy. Jaejoong's head snaps up and Yunho grins. "That was a joke, babe. I just wanted to know how it'd be like when it happens. And it's very depressing."
Yunho isn't surprised when he feels Jaejoong's fists pounding his chest over and over. "That was a cruel joke! It made me feel weak all over. It's like something sucked out my soul. I felt so miserable knowing that you'd be away from me for two whole years."
He covers Jaejoong's hands with his and brings them up to his lips to press a soft kiss against it. "Blame Juwon! He was the mastermind. It wasn't that busy at work and we happened to talk about relationships and how our other halves would feel when we enlist so I thought about--"
"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I'm just really glad that it's not true and you're not cheating on me."
Oh Jaejoong, Yunho smiles, finally enveloping the previously devastated man in his arms and showers his face with his much deserved kisses. "But you're a man, baby. You're going to have to enter--"
"The only one who's doing the entering is you. And that is in me." A grin finally spreads across Jaejoong's face. "Last one to the bedroom will be handcuffed to the bed posts!"
Yunho could only shake his head, his smile not faltering. It's a given that he'll lose anyway. Handcuffed or not, he's going to give Jaejoong the best ride of his life.
Like he always does.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: /squeaks/ >O< !!! anyways, someone tell me if the past, present and future thing is even more confusing, okay? thank you :3 all prompts you've given me in the previous chapter will be used in the future, i promise you that. thank you for reading!
yunho/jaejoong
drama, humor, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
Jaejoong is positive that nothing could ruin his mood. But he has no idea how wrong he might be.
→ fatso | boyfriend over job | trouble in paradise | joongievator | hi, hello | lonely momo | mama | we could be in love | weekend parents | get some and then get dumped | okinawa baby (part i) | all grown up | okinawa baby (part ii) | weapon of bangs destruction | green-eyed monster | mother's day | dinner gone wrong | baby dildo | bonjour paris | check-ups and lollipops
note: to avoid confusion, i'm going to be labeling every oneshot as past, present or future so you'd know when it is happening. past is when yunho was a stud muffin until he found out about his condition. present is during the time when the couple minseok and yoosu and everyone else. future is three years after that, when minseok is already eight years old... and the years after that.
past
Jaejoong is positive that nothing could ruin his mood.
He's managed to get another interior designing gig, the models for the day didn't give him a hard time and Changmin assured him that he's booked for the entire month. On top of that, because the photoshoot ended a little late, his lovely boyfriend is already at home waiting for him. That's pretty much why Jaejoong thinks nothing could ruin his mood.
But he has no idea how wrong he might be.
Everytime Yunho gets home before he does, he usually gets welcomed by a warm embrace and a passionate kiss. But he gets none of that tonight. Furrowing his eyebrows, he finds his lover on the couch, his face buried in his hands.
"Yunho?" When the man in question looks up at him, he's surprised to see his tear-stained face. He drops his make up bag on the floor, not caring whether or not some of his things crack, and runs towards his obviously not happy lover. "Baby, what's wrong?" He envelopes him in a hug but Yunho pushes him away. "What..."
"I'm sorry." Yunho replies almost inaudibly. "I'm so sorry..."
"What are you sorry for, Yunho? I don't understand."
"I didn't mean for it to happen. I swear!"
Jaejoong suddenly feels sick to his stomach. He's heard those words before. In dramas, to be exact, when the male character cheats on his girlfriend with another woman. The thought got him trembling. He looks at Yunho, his large eyes already glassy. But he's Yunho! His Yunho. And his Yunho's not that type of guy.
Is he?
They've been together for more two years and not once has the man given him any reason to make him feel not secure with their relationship. Why would he look for someone else when Jaejoong's everything he could ask for? And maybe even more. Yunho told him so, so he has all the bragging rights.
"Why?" he finally asks, his lips quivering. He's afraid to ask, but he's even more afraid of the answer. Despite what bullshit he might have done, Yunho still looks at him like he's the most precious thing in the world and he already hates him for that. He's not supposed to make him feel that way when he's possibly made others feel the same way!
"I don't know! It just... happened. One moment I'm here alone trying to order takeout and the next moment, the thing was at the doorstep and came to me and..."
"C-came?" Yunho reaches out to wipe his tears away but he swats the offending hand away before it could even come in contact with his skin. "I thought I was the only one."
"Huh? You mean... the thing came to you too?"
Just when his brain thinks that it is an accusation, he snaps. "No, you fucking idiot! Unlike you and your cheating ass, I don't make anyone else cum because I'm a fucking one man man!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"How dare you ask me that, you dumbass. I hate you! But I hate myself more because no matter how much I try to hate you, I couldn't. Even when you shamelessly confessed how you cheated on me with... with a thing! You disrespectful son of a gun couldn't even use pronouns right. But I don't really want to know if it's a man or a woman."
"The fuck are you talking about, Kim Jaejoong? Who cheated on who because I have no idea what you're so mad about."
Jaejoong blinks, wiping his tears furiously with the back of his hand. He hears Yunho growl and then feels his hands on his face, gently wiping his tears. "You mean you did not cheat on me with a thing?"
"I'm not a douche to do that to you. It never even crossed my mind." Yunho sighs, pulling Jaejoong on his lap. "Love, next time please don't jump into conclusions. If I didn't notice that we were talking about two different things, we would be over and be depressed for the rest of our lives."
"The dramas got into my head and made me fear for the worst." he replies, burying his face on the taller man's neck. He runs a finger along the lump on his neck and then gives it a soft kiss. "I'm sorry. I love you."
Yunho snakes both arms around the still sulky man's waist. "And I love you just as much."
"What were you talking about anyway?"
"I don't know how you'll take it but..." Yunho trails off before pulling out a folded paper from his pocket and hands it to Jaejoong who almost drops the white sheet as soon as he reads Enlistment Notice on top.
He immediately crumples the letter and throws himself at his anxious boyfriend, wrapping his arms around his neck. Tears couldn't stop streaming down his cheeks, he shakes his head as he tightens his hold on him. "No! Nononononononono... no Yunnie, no! No no!"
Yunho pulls him closer, trying to calm him down by rubbing his back. "I know we promised we'd enlist together. I was sure that we were. I don't know what happened and I'm just as confused as you are."
"But next week?!" Jaejoong screams through Yunho's already drenched shirt.
"It's too soon, I know."
"C-can't I go with you?"
Yunho chuckles despite himself. "You know how it works."
"Then you and I both have to take the whole week off so we could spend time with each other. I'm not going to take no for an answer, Yunnie."
"You know I can't do that. I get paid this Friday and I--"
"Shut the fuck up Yunnieboo. What did I say?"
"That I shut the bleep up?"
"No, dimwit. The other thing. And don't fucking censor my curses."
"You're not going to take no for an answer."
"Exactly what I said."
"Are you going to be like this when I enlist for real?" This time, Yunho laughs as if everything's peachy. Jaejoong's head snaps up and Yunho grins. "That was a joke, babe. I just wanted to know how it'd be like when it happens. And it's very depressing."
Yunho isn't surprised when he feels Jaejoong's fists pounding his chest over and over. "That was a cruel joke! It made me feel weak all over. It's like something sucked out my soul. I felt so miserable knowing that you'd be away from me for two whole years."
He covers Jaejoong's hands with his and brings them up to his lips to press a soft kiss against it. "Blame Juwon! He was the mastermind. It wasn't that busy at work and we happened to talk about relationships and how our other halves would feel when we enlist so I thought about--"
"Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I'm just really glad that it's not true and you're not cheating on me."
Oh Jaejoong, Yunho smiles, finally enveloping the previously devastated man in his arms and showers his face with his much deserved kisses. "But you're a man, baby. You're going to have to enter--"
"The only one who's doing the entering is you. And that is in me." A grin finally spreads across Jaejoong's face. "Last one to the bedroom will be handcuffed to the bed posts!"
Yunho could only shake his head, his smile not faltering. It's a given that he'll lose anyway. Handcuffed or not, he's going to give Jaejoong the best ride of his life.
Like he always does.
☆☆☆☆☆
a/n: /squeaks/ >O< !!! anyways, someone tell me if the past, present and future thing is even more confusing, okay? thank you :3 all prompts you've given me in the previous chapter will be used in the future, i promise you that. thank you for reading!