Hiromichi Shinohara, who dominated the skies above China and Russia. 11 planes shot down in one day???

Tomorrow's reason to get up and not stab myself 47 times in the torso is Little Boots' "Remedy".

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Because sugary, upbeat dance music is as good a reason as any to keep going.

Why does anyone ever let me have or manage money? I've no idea what I'm doing. How I'm not starving and homeless is a frikkin' miracle.

HI THERE, KNASTYMIKE HERE.

AH MAN, BILLY MAYS IS DEAD. IN HONOR OF ONE OF THE GREATEST SHILLS OF OUR TIME, THIS POST IS IN ALL-CAPS. I'M GONNA GO DO SOME LAUNDRY WITH OXI-CLEAN BLEACH ALTERNATIVE. IT CLEANS THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR GARMENTS!

Emily and Joey know how I feel about the future.

John knows how I feel about the present.

( Blah blah blah, my life is a tragedy, blah blah blah. )

( A different way of thinking about things. )

It's kind of sad when Garfield Minus Garfield starts to resemble your own life.

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( Wherein I fail. )

This just in: everything sucks, I am so stressed that I can feel my muscles tense up at times (especially my jaw), and existence can suck my ass. Details when I catch a fucking break.

How it echoes his own heartbeat and the distance he has sailed