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[EVENT - WHAT YOU WISH FOR]
[If you could see inside Russia's house, the Superpower is currently stretching the phone cord as far as it goes, reaching across the room to attempt to hold down a record that spins incessantly no matter what he attempts.
Ah, do any comrades know how to stop recor-- [There's a crash as he slips and hits the floor, and over the phone comes the ( Read more... ) -
[APRIL FOOL'S EVENT | 4th WALL DAY]
...Ah. Recording device has run out of room.
Can stop calls for moment while Russia is replacing tape, Да? -
[двадцать три]
[LOUD THROAT CLEARING okay hey this is totally legit speech starting practice okay? okay.]
Russia had thought children had more sense than this? ...Very sad.
Russia hopes comrades know that they do not have to listen to the weak bile of lies that falsely elected "President" is spewing. Can really trust the words of nation that Mayfield itself ( Read more... ) -
[двадцать один]
Ah-- is very embarrassing for it to be out on display like this.
Has anyone seen a heart that is not belonging to them? Could perhaps return to Russia now, окей?
[Awkward throat clearing okay here we go.] ...Please do not be getting it dirty. Is difficult to wash. -
[один DRONE]
[I hope you were having a good morning because
YOU JUST GOT WOKEN UP AT SOME UNGODLY 8 AM HOUR
BY AN ENORMOUS EXPLOSION
a nation and his dog stand proudly in the middle of Mitchell Road among the remains of a certain Unmentionable Statue. BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE EXPLOSIVES IT IS CLEARLY THE BEST IDEA TO USE THEM ALL AT ONCE. There is also a crater in ( Read more... ) -
[двадцать]
[ Hey
Hey
Hey, Mitchell Road! Who remembers the Wooden Curtain? Because if you don't, then better prepare for a blast from your crazy-Commie-neighbor-past because it's baaaaaaack. 1444 Mitchell Road is now currently being barricaded by a lovely show of broken fence posts and sheet metal.
If you can still see inside, you'll notice Russia's lawn is ( Read more... ) -
[Valentine's Day Event (this doesn't even deserve a number)]
[ITP: Learn the dangers of nervous eating from Russia.
Learn them.
ON ALL OF YOUR PHONES.]
Even though is foolish holiday of idiotic Capitalists who are wishing to twist pennies from the mangled hearts of hard-working proletariat, has inspired Russia! Will be giving heart away~! Ah-- not literally. For some reason has stopped falling out like it has ( Read more... ) -
девятнадцать
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We made a truce.
Sovetskiy Soyuz and The United States of Idiot America if you are still unable to recognize obscenely loud voice.
Right! Me and Russia.
Anyway, we're not fighting anymore. And our allies aren't fighting anymore either. Even if there's somebody you really think is a big fat jerk, it's important from now on to still try ( Read more... ) -
[восемнадцать]
[--A crashing sound as something breaks against a wall and the phone falls off the hook.
After a moment of confused noise, Russia grabs it and starts shouting into it - mostly it's unintelligible snippets of garbled Russian and broken English, having worked himself into a enormous panic smashing the inside of the house to bits so sorry family )8
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