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[obligatory drunken antics post;]
[ Over the course of the afternoon, Russia has called you, your neighbor, and your mother's sister's dog. 20 times each. Then ten more times just to make sure. Half of the messages are simply heavy breathing.
Five minutes of heavy breathing into the phone. On your answering machine. Now that he's drunk enough to completely knock out his ( Read more... ) -
[два́дцать во́семь]
Is there being anyone in town who is being ah-- what is word...? "Rocket Scientist"?
Something of Russia's has fallen out of the sky, so is needing to be put back now. Russia does not think can throw hard enough to make it all the way back up.
[If you catch Russia at his house, he's standing around his yard or in the street, squinting up at the sky ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
[There is a bout of loud patriotic throat-clearing a little humming of the Soviet Anthem while Russia sorts through all of these glorious papers he has recieved - ]
алло, Comrades! You are enjoying work and keeping very large mouths to opening and closing at minimum, Да?
One little child is asking Russia very nicely to help all of his new children ( Read more... ) -
[два́дцать семь]
Russia knows how difficult it must be for children to keep up with so many things when they are running about all over the place doing little children things, but should also remember the important dates! Can you be imagining how unkind it would be to forget a birthday celebration or a wedding or a holiday to honor our hard-working comrades or a ( Read more... ) -
[ танк 1.5: The танкening ]
[ Russia picks up the phone and starts to speak, before dropping the phone with a thunk as it hits the floor, still hanging by the cord. The voices are a little muffled at points, probably because Russia keeps trying to grab the phone and drops it again just as suddenly. ]
Hy! Sister, you are n#### yet!
Mr. Braginski, I must be getting home now. ( Read more... ) -
[танк]
[Okay Mayfield, you may suck and smell of Capitalism but at least you deliver SWEET ASS TANKS right on time because there is now one (1) TANK in the possession of one (1) Russia.
And this calls for one thing. Get smashed. Drive.
A) He is driving it (drunkenly) down the street. And by that I mean over your lawn.
B) He has spotted you on the sidewalk ( Read more... ) -
[THIS NEVER HAPPENED.]
[Filtered from Belarus]
...A comrade of Russia's was wondering if anyone in Mayfield town is knowing how to get divorce. -
[два́дцать шесть]
...Russia thinks Motherland should count too. Would like sunflowers and nice card.
[ Bring it, ladies. Do your worst. ]
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[двадцать пять]
[The first thing he feels is warmth.
The second (the dull ache in his chest), third (the raw feeling of a half-healed throat) and fourth (the still searing pain of the slowly closing gash in his leg) things all decide to hit him at once, just to make sure he didn't forget about them, because they're lonely and Russia never calls.
Before he even ( Read more... ) -
[двадцать четыре]
[ There's a long moment of just something metallic clinking lightly in the background - if you're in the house, he's putting what appears to be an automatic shotgun back together - before Russia begins speaking. His accent isn't nearly as thick as normal, though whether or not he's actually trying to disguise his voice is debatable. Maybe if you're ( Read more... )
