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TRANSFORMERS
+ Conceptions of the Self - Sam Witwicky, Transcast - R - Post 07 Movie - Multichapter
Sam wanted to hug his car. Was that weird? ~ PTSD, nightmares, body horror, other fun things and all that jazz. Not only is Samuel Witwicky turning into a robot, but he might just be hot for his car. Decepticons, rogue S7 agents, and new arrivals are only going to further confuse the situation.
NARUTO
+ Perfect - Sasuke, Naruto - G - Post Naruto I, Pre Naruto II - ONE-SHOT
And they called him genius. ~ Sasuke reflects on how Konoha saw him, and how Naruto saw him. [BringYourOwnSubtext]
+ Proud-Want-Slight - Team Seven - G - Naruto I - DRABBLES
Kakashi and his Team. It's all a matter of perspective. ("... he was proud of his 'children'") ("At first, she wants to be like that.") (" ... he is constantly aware of the little things")
+ Older Women - Tsunade, Naruto, Kakashi - PG - AU Post Naruto I - SNIPPIT
Tsunade didn't need this today. Maybe another day when she was drunk or something. She cursed her lack of sake, because clearly, that would help. ~ Naruto only asks for permission when he thinks it'll get him what he wants. [NaruKaka]
+ Slab of Stone - Team Seven - G - Post Naruto I - CRACK
"My slab of stone," Kakashi murmured possessively. ~ Mimicry may be flattery, but don't copy the Copy Cat. (The sort of thing Mei writes when she mocks the summaries on FF.Net.)
+ The Afterlife is Boring - Obito, Shisui - PG-13 - Naruto I - CRACK (Warning: Chan, Necro???)
"There you are, my cute little molestable dead relative!" ~ Obito checks up on Kakashi frequently, even if he has to run the risk of being trapped in a closet by Shisui. Because, um, Kakashi really needs checking on. Often. Totally. [ShiObi]
+ That Technique - Ibiki, Ebisu, Kakashi, Naruto - PG-13 - Post Naruto I - CRACK
So Kakashi might have been a laid-back guy, but when you get cornered by Ibiki, it's time to start panicking. ~ Ibiki wants something, Kakashi is a middleman, and Naruto knows it'll take a special jutsu. [IbiEbi, KakaNaru]
- Sequel: Ambushed - Kakashi, Naruto, Asuma, Kurenai, Tsunade - PG - Post NarutoI - CRACK
"I'll get you yet!" Naruto shouted, shaking his fist in some abstract direction before bounding to his feet and running off. ~ Some nuts are harder to crack. [NaruKaka, mentioned IbiEbi]
+ Not Much Use - Naruto, Shikamaru - PG-13 - AU, Post Naruto I - ONE-SHOT (Warning: Nondescriptive Char Death)
It's only a matter of time before the weapons of Konoha start showing their dented edges. ~ Naruto copes (or doesn't) with the loss of his precious people. He copes (or doesn't) just like all the nin of Konoha do.
+ Teachers - Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba - PG-13 - Post Naruto I AU - ONE-SHOT
'This means nothing' thundered in his ears as thick red slowly dripped down his skin, chest heaving for breath. ~ Naruto has wounds he likes to pick at. [Briefly vaguely Implied NaruKaka]
+ Like Father, Like Son - Kakashi, Naruto - PG - Naruto II - CRACK
"Well, the Yondaime was never sure why, but the first person to see you perform this technique pretty much has to become your romantic partner." ~ Kakashi passes on to Naruto the Yondaime's Ultimate Technique -- Gary Stu No Jutsu. [NaruKaka]
+ Uzumaki Naruto: Car Deviant - Naruto - R - Alternate Universe - MULTI-CHAPTER
[WIP] So maybe Sasuke's true love in life was computers. Naruto can sympathize, because even after two years, he's head-over-heels for cars. ~ Iruka assigns a project to Naruto and Sasuke, which only leads to a whole lot of trouble. Really, it's not Naruto's fault that Sasuke's insane dad is hot. [KakaNaru]
+ Under the Bridge - Konoha at Large, Sue - PG-13 - Post Naruto I AU - SueFic
(UtB chapters done in five seconds, with links to the true chapters.) The only thing interesting about Suzubashi Kameko is the spirit sealed under her ribs, but how interesting is that when it doesn't even do anything for her? And what place could she possibly find in Konoha?
+ Self-Insert!Sue-fic Crack - Konoha at large, Self-insert!Sues - PG-13 - Alternate Universe - CRACK (Warning: MPreg Implied)
Sue invasion. Contains backstory, list of images, and fics (some links broken). Orochimaru and Kabuto's daughter was raised by Gai and Lee, Neji and Naruto's daughter was raised by Sasuke, Itachi and OC!Hyuuga's daughter was raised by Orochimaru, and the day that Orochimaru invades Konoha, they're all three thrown into another universe where their 'fathers' are the same age as they are! Throw in some reject Hyuuga twins, a pair of missing nin on Konoha's outskirts, and you'll want to claw your face off, too!
Original Fiction
+ Lawyers - PG - ONE-SHOT CRACK
"Every time you call me at four in the morning, it's because you've done something, Jull," his lawyer said. ~ Julian calls his lawyer, Gary, about some miscommunication at a clothing store.
Harry Potter
+ That Mom Needs Therapy - PG - ONE-SHOT (Warning: Post-Partum Depression)
Original character family. Abricia loved her family, but there was a wolf in the fold and no one else seemed to notice.