MASTER Fic List
Okay, this is the MASTER fic list, minus the Laurenverse fics, which can be found HERE. I post a fic that's not a Laurenverse fic, it'll be in this archive. Links, ratings, pairing, and a brief summary. Oh, and warnings (if there's nothing there, it means there are no warnings).
Alphabetical order, too!
FICS
Crossovers
Home Sweet Home
Bertie/Jeeves, very minor mystery pairing, G, Summary: All is made right, and Bertie is happy again.
Sequel to Not In Kansas Anymore
Just Passing Through
Gen, G, Summary: Bertie gets fashion ideas from a guy just passing through. (Characters: Jeeves, Bertie, Ninth Doctor)
Not In Kansas Anymore
Bertie/Jeeves, G, Summary: The Doctor's traveling again, with Bertie in tow, but the Doctor's forgotten that Bertie has never seen an alien before and doesn't remember that Bertie needs to take it slow.
Sequel to The Watch
The Watch
Bertie/Jeeves implied, G, Summary: Bertie always wondered about that watch of Jeeves'. There's a lot of odd stuff about that watch, and Bertie can't seem to stay away. Meanwhile, Jeeves seems not to know it's there.
Doctor Who
Mirror Fun
Ten/TenII, NC-17, Summary: Ten and Ten II sneak off for some fun.
Volcano
Ten/Jack, NC-17, Summary: Jack and the Doctor visit a volcano.
House
A Piece of Wood
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*). Except there's no ruler. Warnings: public!sex, voyeur
At The Window
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: The newest fellow finds something interesting at the morgue... and learns more than he had counted on. Warnings: DEATHFIC.
Clinic Duty
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: House orders a test on a patient just so that Wilson will come find him in the Clinic.
Cuffs
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 292. House/Wilson or Chase or OC -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner.
I'm collecting those bonus points now! Warnings: BDSM
Differential For A Turtleneck
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: Cameron is intrigued by House's turtleneck and the reasons behind it. She spies. Written for the houseonmywilson prompt: Coming Out (I guess it counts)
Evasion
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 066. House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.
Everybody Lies
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Sequel to Faces (can be found here). House loses his voice and Wilson helps out for a day. Or maybe not. Warnings: Rimming
Faces
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 024. House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him. Prequel Everybody Lies
Ghost Story
House/Wilson, PG-13, Summary: The interns have been cautioned about going near Dr. House, but one more... adventurous one tries anyway. Well. Lucky for him Wilson's around.
House Light
Cameron/Foreman, PG, Summary: Foreman knew it was only a matter of time before Cameron's wandering eye turned to him. This is from Stump The Writer (go ahead and play!!).
In Theory
House/Wilson, PG-13, Summary: House and Wilson argue about going to Boston. Prequel to A Piece of Wood. DO fic (dialogue-only). This is from Stump The Writer (go ahead and play!!).
Joking
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 020. House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke -- take it from there.
Mile High Club
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 014. House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane.
Need a Hand
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: "and there was that time in your bathroom while Julie thought we were washing our hands..." (from my fic, Clinic Duty). Well. The time in the bathroom when Julie thought House and Wilson were washing their hands. It's in the same universe as Clinic Duty, and you should all read Clinic Duty ANYWAY, but you don't HAVE to to understand this fic. They're... loosely connected.
On Her Knees
Cuddy/Vogler, House/Wilson mentioned, NC-17, Summary: If this is how her hospital stays running the way she wants it to, then so be it. Written partly for the cuddy_fest prompt: 34. Cuddy, /House or gen: you can't always get what you want...
This is ALSO from Stump the Writer
Payback
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 110. House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not?
Rain
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: It's raining. House gets ideas about what to do in the rain. Rain!sex.
Second Best
House/Wilson, PG, Amber can't stand being second best anymore. Not after, well, the events in House's Head. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR HOUSE'S HEAD (EP 4.15)!!
Smokescreen
House/Wilson, NC-17, Basically, porn. And more porn. House smokes, Wilson... well. PORN. Do I have to repeat this? Warnings: Smoking.
Stars
House/Wilson, PG, House deals with the aftermath. So does Wilson. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR WILSON'S HEART (EP 4.16)!! Major character death.
Top Reason Not To Sneak Into Your Boss' Home
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: "Things had been said. Dumb things, stupid things, and then outrageous claims and speculations. More drinks had been had and arguments had begun about those stupid speculations. Money had been quite literally thrown down on the table and more drinks had been drunk." Or, Chase breaks into House's home and finds out something he's probably better off not knowing.
Vintage Porn
House/Wilson, brief Wilson/OFC, NC-17, Summary: House finds out about Wilson's college days. Warnings: A very brief bit of het
How I Met Your Mother
No Closing Hour
Barney/Ted, NC-17, Summary: They're in the bar again, all alone, and they have another telepathic conversation. And then sex. Spoilers: S4
Jeeves & Worcester
The Cabin
Jeeves/Bertie, NC-17, Summary: Jeeves makes Bertie scream. Shameless smut. Warnings: rimming
Psych
Fairy Tale Endings
Shawn/Lassiter, G, Summary: When he says I love you, it makes all the difference in the world.
Last Resort
Shawn/Lassiter one-sided/preslash, G, Summary: The news that Spencer finally got bored of Psych *does not hurt*. And you absolutely don't want him to stay. Even if you kinda do.
No, No Problem
Shawn/Lassiter, NC-17, Summary: Post-ep fic for 3.10. That conversation during lunch, between Jules and April, expanded upon. And after a couple of rough weeks, the wrap-up and subsequent fun is just what Lassy needs.
Torchwood
Visions
No pairing, G, Summary: Jack has visions telling him to open the Rift.
Spoilers: End of S1 of Torchwood, End of S2 for Doctor Who
Fic Commentaries
A Letter Home, Commentary
House/Wilson, R, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 042. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them.
With commentary, obviously. Original fic is here: A Letter Home
MSTs
Eyesex and Snuggling
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson, FIC: PG, MST: R. The fic is a sequel, so the MST is, too. Prequel can be found here
The Fatal Pastry
It features AIDS!pie. And Tritter makes a cameo. Eh, I'd slap a PG rating on this.
Frighteningly Predictable
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson, FIC: NC-17, MST: R. MST of benjimmy's fic Bitten, which can be found HERE. DONE WITH HIS PERMISSION!
In Lieu of the Cuddy's Thong Removal Challenge
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson. FIC: PG, MST: PG-13.
Coauthored
Animal Comparisons
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for get_house_laid prompt # 058. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. Warnings: Rimming.
Everything to Hide
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Foreman finds out. This is in deelaundry's Leave in Quiet verse, the prequel to Un-see (scroll down, it's the second fic in the post). Warnings: BDSM, bloodplay, waxplay, cutting, cock-ball torture (CBT), bondage, burning, asphyxiation.
Show Stopper
Co-written with benjimmy. House/WIlson, Cuddy (wanking), NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use. Warnings: voyeurism, female wanking.
Till Death Do Us Part.
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: House will always take care of Wilson. Warnings: linked here (I suggest not reading the warnings though).
Alphabetical order, too!
FICS
Crossovers
Home Sweet Home
Bertie/Jeeves, very minor mystery pairing, G, Summary: All is made right, and Bertie is happy again.
Sequel to Not In Kansas Anymore
Just Passing Through
Gen, G, Summary: Bertie gets fashion ideas from a guy just passing through. (Characters: Jeeves, Bertie, Ninth Doctor)
Not In Kansas Anymore
Bertie/Jeeves, G, Summary: The Doctor's traveling again, with Bertie in tow, but the Doctor's forgotten that Bertie has never seen an alien before and doesn't remember that Bertie needs to take it slow.
Sequel to The Watch
The Watch
Bertie/Jeeves implied, G, Summary: Bertie always wondered about that watch of Jeeves'. There's a lot of odd stuff about that watch, and Bertie can't seem to stay away. Meanwhile, Jeeves seems not to know it's there.
Doctor Who
Mirror Fun
Ten/TenII, NC-17, Summary: Ten and Ten II sneak off for some fun.
Volcano
Ten/Jack, NC-17, Summary: Jack and the Doctor visit a volcano.
House
A Piece of Wood
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*). Except there's no ruler. Warnings: public!sex, voyeur
At The Window
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: The newest fellow finds something interesting at the morgue... and learns more than he had counted on. Warnings: DEATHFIC.
Clinic Duty
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: House orders a test on a patient just so that Wilson will come find him in the Clinic.
Cuffs
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 292. House/Wilson or Chase or OC -- Most of the PPTH folk assume House is dominant (or just domineering), but his partner knows (or finds out) otherwise. Extra points for including Knows-More-About-BDSM-Than-He-Lets-On!Chase, even if he's not House's partner.
I'm collecting those bonus points now! Warnings: BDSM
Differential For A Turtleneck
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: Cameron is intrigued by House's turtleneck and the reasons behind it. She spies. Written for the houseonmywilson prompt: Coming Out (I guess it counts)
Evasion
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 066. House/Wilson -- Wilson is dropping hints. House appears oblivious. Wilson drops subtlety; House still appears oblivious... though he's not surprised when Wilson finally jumps him.
Everybody Lies
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Sequel to Faces (can be found here). House loses his voice and Wilson helps out for a day. Or maybe not. Warnings: Rimming
Faces
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 024. House/Wilson -- During a conference meeting, in which House gets pressed to attend, too, our doctor buddies get bored. Good for them that decades ago, they came up with their own discrete sign language, and even though Wilson acts as if he didn't notice, House knows he likes what he's got to tell him. Prequel Everybody Lies
Ghost Story
House/Wilson, PG-13, Summary: The interns have been cautioned about going near Dr. House, but one more... adventurous one tries anyway. Well. Lucky for him Wilson's around.
House Light
Cameron/Foreman, PG, Summary: Foreman knew it was only a matter of time before Cameron's wandering eye turned to him. This is from Stump The Writer (go ahead and play!!).
In Theory
House/Wilson, PG-13, Summary: House and Wilson argue about going to Boston. Prequel to A Piece of Wood. DO fic (dialogue-only). This is from Stump The Writer (go ahead and play!!).
Joking
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 020. House/Wilson -- House surprise kisses/jumps/molests Wilson in the hospital, who is very surprised, House tries to pass it off as a joke -- take it from there.
Mile High Club
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 014. House/Wilson -- sex in an airplane.
Need a Hand
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: "and there was that time in your bathroom while Julie thought we were washing our hands..." (from my fic, Clinic Duty). Well. The time in the bathroom when Julie thought House and Wilson were washing their hands. It's in the same universe as Clinic Duty, and you should all read Clinic Duty ANYWAY, but you don't HAVE to to understand this fic. They're... loosely connected.
On Her Knees
Cuddy/Vogler, House/Wilson mentioned, NC-17, Summary: If this is how her hospital stays running the way she wants it to, then so be it. Written partly for the cuddy_fest prompt: 34. Cuddy, /House or gen: you can't always get what you want...
This is ALSO from Stump the Writer
Payback
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 110. House/Wilson -- Wilson under House's new desk giving lil' Greg a great big kiss. Do they get caught or not?
Rain
House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: It's raining. House gets ideas about what to do in the rain. Rain!sex.
Second Best
House/Wilson, PG, Amber can't stand being second best anymore. Not after, well, the events in House's Head. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR HOUSE'S HEAD (EP 4.15)!!
Smokescreen
House/Wilson, NC-17, Basically, porn. And more porn. House smokes, Wilson... well. PORN. Do I have to repeat this? Warnings: Smoking.
Stars
House/Wilson, PG, House deals with the aftermath. So does Wilson. MAJOR SPOILERS FOR WILSON'S HEART (EP 4.16)!! Major character death.
Top Reason Not To Sneak Into Your Boss' Home
House/Wilson, PG, Summary: "Things had been said. Dumb things, stupid things, and then outrageous claims and speculations. More drinks had been had and arguments had begun about those stupid speculations. Money had been quite literally thrown down on the table and more drinks had been drunk." Or, Chase breaks into House's home and finds out something he's probably better off not knowing.
Vintage Porn
House/Wilson, brief Wilson/OFC, NC-17, Summary: House finds out about Wilson's college days. Warnings: A very brief bit of het
How I Met Your Mother
No Closing Hour
Barney/Ted, NC-17, Summary: They're in the bar again, all alone, and they have another telepathic conversation. And then sex. Spoilers: S4
Jeeves & Worcester
The Cabin
Jeeves/Bertie, NC-17, Summary: Jeeves makes Bertie scream. Shameless smut. Warnings: rimming
Psych
Fairy Tale Endings
Shawn/Lassiter, G, Summary: When he says I love you, it makes all the difference in the world.
Last Resort
Shawn/Lassiter one-sided/preslash, G, Summary: The news that Spencer finally got bored of Psych *does not hurt*. And you absolutely don't want him to stay. Even if you kinda do.
No, No Problem
Shawn/Lassiter, NC-17, Summary: Post-ep fic for 3.10. That conversation during lunch, between Jules and April, expanded upon. And after a couple of rough weeks, the wrap-up and subsequent fun is just what Lassy needs.
Torchwood
Visions
No pairing, G, Summary: Jack has visions telling him to open the Rift.
Spoilers: End of S1 of Torchwood, End of S2 for Doctor Who
Fic Commentaries
A Letter Home, Commentary
House/Wilson, R, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 042. House/Wilson -- Wilson's parents find out, not in the way Wilson would have liked to tell them.
With commentary, obviously. Original fic is here: A Letter Home
MSTs
Eyesex and Snuggling
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson, FIC: PG, MST: R. The fic is a sequel, so the MST is, too. Prequel can be found here
The Fatal Pastry
It features AIDS!pie. And Tritter makes a cameo. Eh, I'd slap a PG rating on this.
Frighteningly Predictable
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson, FIC: NC-17, MST: R. MST of benjimmy's fic Bitten, which can be found HERE. DONE WITH HIS PERMISSION!
In Lieu of the Cuddy's Thong Removal Challenge
FIC: House/Wilson, MST: House/Wilson. FIC: PG, MST: PG-13.
Coauthored
Animal Comparisons
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Written for get_house_laid prompt # 058. House/Wilson -- House isn't leaving Wilson alone no matter what does, so he tries to ignore House and read an article all the way through foreplay, the sexual act itself, climax and afterglow. Warnings: Rimming.
Everything to Hide
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: Foreman finds out. This is in deelaundry's Leave in Quiet verse, the prequel to Un-see (scroll down, it's the second fic in the post). Warnings: BDSM, bloodplay, waxplay, cutting, cock-ball torture (CBT), bondage, burning, asphyxiation.
Show Stopper
Co-written with benjimmy. House/WIlson, Cuddy (wanking), NC-17, Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use. Warnings: voyeurism, female wanking.
Till Death Do Us Part.
Co-written with benjimmy. House/Wilson, NC-17, Summary: House will always take care of Wilson. Warnings: linked here (I suggest not reading the warnings though).