I'm going to begin a week of offspring!Sues tommorow today next Sue. So be ready for some of Jack and Random!Wench/Anamaria's many sons, a few of Will and Elizabeth's innumerable daughters, one or two of Jack's obnoxious illegitimate hellions, and maybe even the spawn of some other unfortunate canon character who must have cavorted with Satan ( Read more... )

Hmm. This journal has officially been around for one whole month (since yesterday even). *throws confetti*

Without further ado I give you Sue #32.

TITLE: Ladies Of The Caribbean
CULPRIT: TrinitySD
SUMMARY: "Elizabeth left Will for the commodore so he has decided to go on a trip with Jack. Jack has 4 new crew members, 3 of which are beautiful ( Read more... )

Late, but who's counting.

TITLE: The Price of Everything
CULPRIT: DarkRosaleen
SUMMARY: "A girl desperate to escape the place she's in and trained to seduce men. She is the key to Jack's finding the biggest treasure in the sea. Oh what should he do? NOT A MARY SUE! Revamped and will add more soon!"
BEST LINE: "Look luv, none of this has anything ( Read more... )

TITLE: A Different Destiny
CULPRIT: Evanjaleene
SUMMARY: "On further adventures, the Pearl picks up a cook, Riana, and her she invites her friend Melody, and her friends Will and Elizabeth, to take a vacation to the sea with them, fun, until Anna Maria is kidnapped! Lil romance, but no Mary-Sues, really!"
BEST LINE: "Riana had the sense of reality ( Read more... )

TITLE: Freedom in Love
CULPRIT: Uryviel
SUMMARY: "After 2 years, Captain Jack Sparrow has returned to Port Royal. During his stay, he meets a young woman whose one wish in life was to be free. Can Jack give her what she had so longed for? Read and find out. JackOC" Why do Suethors always ask these stupid questions with obvious answers in their ( Read more... )

I feel I've failed you all. I'm so ashamed.

A certain author by the name of Sparrow Quill has a long convoluted series of Sueage... and I just can't report it. It's too much ( Read more... )

Sometimes, when I play with the search feature at the Pit, I scare myself. Today is a good example. I give you All For a Bloody Thesis, which features one Ginny "Car" Weasley going back in time, presumably to frolic with Jack Sparrow. Car is short for "Carrot" and is a nickname given to her by "Draco Malfoy, her best friend, [who is] entirely and ( Read more... )

TITLE: Prophecy
CULPRIT: BluWine
SUMMARY: "WillOC:: Two different worlds, Two different times but pasts alike, marked with broken hearts and a vow against love but the Fates intervene & bring the 2 together to teach them that love can make you eternally happy if only they weren't so afraid of it" *vomits*
BEST LINE:"The Fates play cruel games on ( Read more... )

I'm very tired right now, so forgive me if my snark is sub-par. Another Sue for Will.

TITLE: Beyond the Dream
CULPRIT: Wills lil angel Never a good sign.
SUMMARY: "Caels is the daughter of a governor and one of the most highly respected women in St George. But it changes when her brother turns up after 5 years and her secret is revealed and who is ( Read more... )

This is very, very close to just being badfic. It is also, however, hilarious.

TITLE: Rebecca
CULPRIT: Kita chan
SUMMARY: "Jack lost the most important woman in his life a long time ago, to a slave ship. What happens when she reappears as someone else and doesn’t recognize him? Will he be heart broken forever? Or will she remember him? Not what ( Read more... )