I'm trying to empty my "Elizabeth-Haters and Canon-Rapers" folder. They make me sad.

I've also put the plot recap behind a cut, not because it's any longer than usual but because it's always long.

TITLE: Not All Treasure is Silver and Gold
CULPRIT: myheartxyourknife Don't tempt me.
SUMMARY: "WillOC - After Elizabeth is killed :(, Will and Jack ( Read more... )

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And here're my own contributions to the cause:


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So, I was reviewing commercial spots from the Super Bowl and something occured to me that had not before. I probably blocked it from my mind but ( Read more... )

Another from "Elizabeth-Haters and Canon-Rapers".

This fic broke. my. spirit. My poor, abused Commodore. I'll try to give you guys the other Sue I owe you later today, but, after this, I make no promises.

TITLE: A Black heart
CULPRIT: Piratey Elf
SUMMARY: "Lets just say Norrington has always had a daughter. And ever since his wife died he takes ( Read more... )

Did some of you guys review Catherine Swann, angsty sufferer of unnamed debilitating disease? The author now has up, in place of a first chapter a rant. I've added in some comments of my own.

( Isn't she old enough to realize that not everyone is going to adore her story? )

Many apologies for the lack of Sue yesterday. I would say that Catherine Swann and that scary-ass trollfic (which is, thankfully, gone now) broke me for a while, but my pain threshold is actually higher than that. In actuality, my computer is just a thing of evil that would not allow me to go online. Anyways, I'll do two Sues tommorow since it's a ( Read more... )

This Sue was sent in by rokeby_venus. I don't know whether to thank her or curse her. On second thought, I thank her for bringing it to my attention. I curse the Suethor for writing it in the first place.

TITLE: In Search of Freedom
CULPRIT: Fandonia
SUMMARY: "Elizabeth's cousin, Catherine Swann comes to Port Royal. Jack talks to Will about freedom, and about ( Read more... )

TITLE: The Fiercest Female Pirate
CULPRIT: Lady Pirate
SUMMARY: "Revenge is on her mind, the fiercest female pirate meets with Capt'n Jack Sparrow. Her crew was slaughtered and a pirate ship attacks. surprises are in store, first fic, RR PLEASE! JackOC...some humor is added"
BEST LINE: "Her green eyes glinted dangerously, shoving and kicking and ( Read more... )

So, I decided that on the two week anniversary of this journal I would do something special. I'm going to share a little secret. Someone might have picked up on it just by looking through the 14 previous Sues reported. A little something they have in common, you know, besides being obnoxious and needing to die. In case you didn't pick up on it... ( Read more... )

TITLE: Escape
CULPRIT: Lady Pirate
SUMMARY: "From the author who brought you The Fiercest Female Pirate, comes a tale of an abused girl following her destiny of a pirate! RR PLEASE, NOT A MARY-SUE! Just give it a chance" I'll probably be doing The Fiercest Female Pirate tommorow.
BEST LINE: Seriously? All of them. I can't choose.

THE VERDICT


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