Sorry for the horrendously late Sue, everyone. To make up for it I will offer you two Sues today, the other comes later.

The author of this one would like to assure you that this is, in fact, not a Mary Sue. I have a folder containing about a score of "NOT A Mary Sue" Sues. She also has a "NOT A Mary Sue" Edward Scissorhands story. I'm very scared ( Read more... )

Double-Sue. Of the "I Want To Be With Orlando Will And Johnny Jack! To Hell With Canon!" variety.

Oh and I added "Plot" as a field since I always include it anyway.

TITLE: For Life, For Love
CULPRIT: Mistress Natalia Same name as Sue. Never a good sign.
SUMMARY: "Natalia and Sasha feel they are destined for lives neither of them wants. What ( Read more... )

TITLE: Ashes to Ashes
CULPRIT: Pirate Gyrl
SUMMARY: "After Will and Elizabeth are kidnapped by an unknown pirate, Ashleigh must go to Tortuga to find Captain Jack Sparrow in hopes that he will help her save them."
BEST LINE: "She ran at the first pirate, her swords held up in front of her. Without warning, her skirts tangled themselves around her ( Read more... )

First order of business, my new icon. In honor of reams and reams of anachronistic dialogue in Suefic I give you jivetalkin!Jack:


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I'm taking a rest from yesterday. This one is short, but still vile.

TITLE: To Have Sailed The Seven Seas
CULPRIT: Elle Knight
SUMMARY: "When Captain Ariel Truelove runs into an old friend, she must help him regain his memory with the aid of her sister and fight off a vengeful pirate captain and his lustful daughter. JackOC WillOC. Please read and ( Read more... )

After the boring!Sue yesterday, I thought I'd find you guys something truly awful. It's depressing how well I succeeded. This author has many other fics... most are also PotC Sues.

TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean: the Jewel of Deception
CULPRIT: DemonicLittleGirl Indeed.
SUMMARY: "COMPLETED! Warning! Dark content in later chapters! Jack goes in ( Read more... )

You know, there's so much fic that's just bad, I sometimes regret that I only report Suefic. Like this, for instance. I wanted it to be a parody, just for the sake of my faith in humanity. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be.

TITLE: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of Love
CULPRIT: Grace Leonhart
SUMMARY: "Jack left Port Royal happy and ( Read more... )

I'm working on an icon for you guys, in the tradition of the great In Character icons by ficbymarks.

( Unfortunately it's still too big )

This and this make me cry.

On to the Sue. Shameless and vile, it is. I also feel an overwhelming need to smack the author down for giving the Sue my middle name.

TITLE: A Pirate's Life for Me!
CULPRIT: Kelly-Bloom Lord, give me strength.
SUMMARY: "A year has gone by & Will longs for Adventure. Jack & the Pearl return to Port Royal & take on a ( Read more... )

Hee. I'm glad some of you guys enjoyed my mother's comments. Snarkiness is genetic, apparently.

Tonight, I was in the mood for something that tends to annoy me more than the average badfic. I give you one of the most noxious forms of Sue: the Puella Moderna.

TITLE: The Greatest Heaven Uhm... the fuck?
CULPRIT: captain-jill-loon
SUMMARY: "(JOC, ( Read more... )