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Though the solstice has come and gone, summertime has only just begun for me. With my undergraduate career being recently ended, I have returned to Huntsville and am able to enjoy my mornings in shirtless seclusion. I am also able to enjoy our daily paper, the Huntsville Times, and to wonder over its terribly worded headlines.

Saturday's:
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Daniel's DiseaseCause:genetic mutationSymptoms:vague paranoia, sneezing, hallucinationsCure:noneMaybe if my genes continue their mutation, I can pick up some rad mutant powers. And if you mutant genes are listening in, I'd like to request that my first rad mutant power be teleportation. 'Cause my car's in ( Read more... )

But you're straight-up wrong, John Mellencamp. I just haven't had a reason to go there yet.


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I. Spring RhythmDownshot from the banks of purple-crusted clouds ( Read more... )

For you have done what no other dude is dude enough to do ( Read more... )

Dare I question the all-knowing gods of marketing?


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Though it has been some time since I adopted my celebri-child name "Almond Joy," I've yet to fully embrace it. I don't like being called the full "Almond Joy," but AJ looks so lonely and malformed - like the leftover scraps of an aborted Indian name. So I tried to work with it, embellish it, make it more me. The result was my symbol -


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• When Carly Simon sang "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you," it really was about you.
  
  
• Network television, rather than being insulted by satire, now accepts it as a kind of pitch, e.g. Dave Chappelle's "Trading Spouses" has recently been realized by the ever tactful Fox.
  
  
• Sean Hannity's head has now grown larger than the whole ( Read more... )

The Bad

Misanthropy wouldn't be so tempting if not for some truly misguided anthropoids. Take Ms. Antisepticblood, for example. She's just your typical, misunderstood, Wiccan poetess who's usually scoping out Hot Topic for likeminded bisexuals when she isn't "weeping." From the black cauldron of her heart froths forth such utterances as:

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