The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chatper 2.1
warning: teen sexuality, shirtless boys, pseudo!vampires, not enough Gage, cuss!words
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Peanut: There we go. Now you're a suitable candidate for my daughter. /smug
Markus: Ok but, I had a shirt before...
Peanut: Yeeeaaa...shirts are overrated.
Markus: Uhm, excuse me? Madame sim!overlord? I was wondering if I could talk to you?
Anna: Le sigh. Fine, what do you want?
Markus: Uhm, Mrs. Mrmpfle stole my shirt, and she only gave me pants, and I'm tired. And I'm hungry, and there is something in my way so I can't get off the couch. And what if Freckles doesn't like me? What do I-
Anna: OMG GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE! I don't care!
Squishy: I know you're busy and all but. Uhm. We need to chat...
Anna: Why does everyone want to talk to me today?
Anna: ....oh.
Squishy: This is a serious problem.
I don't know how Squish got stuck standing outside his room in the middle of the air. He then ended up stuck in the walls of the kitchen, and under the house. I fixed it eventually.
Getting Squish out of the walls somehow fucked the other kids up and all three of them were awake at 4am. So to say sorry, I rewarded them with the breakfast of champions. Cake. It's all this family eats though, so really it wasn't much of a treat. :|
After school the boys got the opportunity to read some book to get an increase in school performance. I did not think that when I said "Read this book" that they would do it instantly. Sheesh guys! PRIORITIES!
Porkchop: Can't talk. Reading.
Peanut also got a similar opportunity but she had the common sense to at least have a seat.
Peanut: What can I say? They take after their father. He's not exactly a fountain of common sense.
What could an angry, butch, squatting, possible lesbian* mean?
FRECKLES TIME!
Freckles: Uhrm, how are those two things related? OMG! DID MARKUS HEAR YOU SAY THAT? *whispers* He's going to be my boyfriend you know! Did you see what my mum did to him? Unf. He's hot now.
Markus: I can hear you. And thank you. ;)
Markus invited Freckles into his home. Of course. Obviously. Why wouldn't he? She's awesome.
Freckles: Thank you.
Anna: You're welcome. *nods*
Markus: So, uhm, like, I was thinking...
Anna: That you could be nauseatingly cute? Yea. Done.
Freckles: Mhhmm?
Freckles pulls out all the stops when she flirts. The parted lips, the batted eyelashes, the demure head tilt, the giant fangs...
Markus: You're like, kind of really pretty, and other stuff. And I like, kind of have always had like, this maybe tiny huge crush on you for like, ever maybe, and I was kind of thinking, like, maybe, if you wanted to, I don't know, maybe like..want to uhm...
Markus: Be my girlfriend?
She said yes.
And now have some more nauseatingly cute spam of Freckles and Markus, because they are very cute. *pukes*
Okay I admit, I'm obsessed with this girl. She's kind of the shit.
Freckles: Uh. DUH! Everybody knows I'm awesome. God. Was that even in question?
*in case you're wondering, I say possible lesbian not due to gender stereotyping, but because Markus lives here with this woman, and another strange adult woman. I assume they are his mums.
Freckles: So like, you're Markus' mum right? But he has another mum. That blonde chick. How did you mix a baby up? Aren't you one egg extra and a little short on the sperm if you know what I'm saying? *wink wink*
Markus' Mum: *leaves abruptly*
Freckles: I wonder what her problem is. It's a valid question. If you're lucky. I'll show you a little something about biology later. ;)
Markus: *chokes*
Speaking of inappropriate conversations. I had Squishy call up some lady friends. Heir has yet to be decided (in the game) and I wanted to make sure he was prepared for all the babies he'd have to be making. That requires another sim, or an alien. I'M ALL FOR ALIENS!
Squishy: Heeeyyy baby. How's it going? I was just calling up to see how-
Squishy: It's Squishy. Squishy Mrmpfle? We have third period History together. We've been in the same grade for like, ever. Omg! My best friend, Dimitri, pushed you over once and made you eat dirt...yea. I'm the asshole that stood by laughing. Ok. I'll hang up now. Goodnight.
This can't be good....
Anna: Maybe you guys should like. Put clothes on again. You know? Leave room for Jesus or whatever it is people say...shit! Where is my poking stick! I feel like Peanut will be very upset by this.
Freckles: Baby, you know Anna is watching in horrified fascination. Now let me show you a little something about biology.
Anna: Oh shut up! You don't even know anything.
So like, the autonomous woohooer thing may have had plans that I didn't. Because like, I prefer my sims take their relationships, ah who am I kidding. I love them together. Who else would just have sex in the bed of their boyfriend's lesbian mums and then get up and start gossiping? Only Freckles ♥
Freckles: Omg! Lyke, did you hear? Kendra Stephenson like, totally came to school with a hickie yesterday. Yea, and you know what? I heard that Becki Jones was like "Kendra, I bet you so won't let creepy garbage guy make out with you." And Kendra was all "Bitch please! I will so let creepy garbage guy make out with me. Hello! I'm a total slut." And I was all like. "Pfft. Like we didn't know that." Okay so like, maybe it didn't totally go down like that but whatever! You know what I'm saying?
Markus: Uh huh. Sure. Great. Can we have sex again?
Freckles: I said: You. Know. What. I'm. Saying?
Porkchop: Something feels very wrong.
Anna: I don't know what that could be... :|
GERRY! ♥
Porkchop: She did something didn't she. *glares*
Freckles: Taking time out to admire how gorgeous I am?
Anna: Basically *shrug*
Squishy: What about me? You've been neglecting me Anna.
Anna: Aw Squish! You know I love you for all time b. All. TIme. ;D
It was at this point that Freckles won the heir poll. So I gave her room a little bit of a makeover. Also, I figured Markus would be sleeping over a lot more often.
Anna: Do you like it?
Freckles: OMG I LOVE IT! OMG! WHY AM I GETTING THIS? OMG! WHO DIED? OOOOMMMG I LOVE IT!
Anna: Well, I have good news. You're heir!
[insert incomprehensible squealing here]
I don't think an update can pass without a shot of Gage collecting.
He still prances gleefully to every little precious gem. It warms my heart really.
Freckles called Markus to invite him over to see her new room but he didn't pick up his phone.
Freckles: Huh. He will rue this day.
Peanut has advanced enough to earn the police car! Fuck! She is so badass!
Since she's a full fledged awesome police officer now, she decided she should head back to the community grow-op where Gage's life was threatened all those years ago.
Peanut: I'm going to get to the bottom of this criminal activity!
This house is familiar...
Holy shit that's Markus' house! OMG HIS MUMS ARE DRUG PUSHERS!
Squishy So, about that awkward conversation last night. I just wanted to clear the air. I'm not a total asshole.
Ginger: *cough* My mouth still tastes like dirt.
Squishy: We were in grade 3. What? You can't forgive me for being friends with a guy who was a dick? You know he's like, the town thug now. I keep hearing news about him beating up band geeks and stealing old ladies' purses.
Ginger: Well then why are you still friends with him?
Squishy: *shrug* He always has money. So. You got a boyfriend?
Freckles has a hobby. Fashion design. Fitting yes?
Porkchop is still inventing stuff. He really seems to enjoy it. Which makes me happy. Don't tell anyone but, I've developed a soft spot for him. *shifty eyes* Keep that shit on the dl though mmkay? Thanks guys. ;)
Peanut: Hello Madame. I was wondering if I could come in for a moment?
Markus: Okay, keep calm, this is totally coincidental. Totally not a big deal at all.
Markus: Omg! They're talking about seeds! OMG IT'S A CODE! SHE KNOWS! RUN MARKUS RUUUNNN!!!
When we left Squishy, he was tactlessly asking Ginger (who, btw, is not named Ginger. She just happens to be ginger-esque. In the hair I mean. She's a ginga ninja) if she was single.
Ginger: Omg! Why do you want to know? You just told me you hung around with your dirtbag friend cause he has money. Money he probably got from robbing old woman! Why would I want to date you?
Squishy: Because I'm fucking adorable. That's why. God! You suck Ginger.
He then hurled himself into the pool. A touch dramatic I think.
Squishy: I need to drown my sorrows and we have no alcohol in this damned town.
Meanwhile, at home, Peanut was taking her detecting skills to the next level.
Peanut: Let's see. View hidden files...
Well, that's it for this week. (day) So so so soooooo sorry that this took so long for me to get up. I fail at life. I know this. You know this. Let's all pretend I don't and be friends. ;D