Are there any titles for women (along the lines of Miss & Mrs.) that aren't defined by her relationship to a man? I do not consider the frequently-used "Ms." to be a good substitute. "Ms." whines, "I wanted to find a title that didn't automatically declare me either an unwed daughter or a wife, but I lacked the creativity to invent anything ( Read more... )

Sorry if I've been bad about comments, or if it took me/is taking me awhile to add you back. My love is boundless but I am a space cadet. If it ever bugs you, say something. Although commenting about my craptacular inability to respond consistently and in a timely fashion to comments seems a little self-defeating...anyways. I have the best ( Read more... )

I finished the paper.

I started from scratch and did it all in 3 hours. Five pages. Three hours. I am nothing short of a motherfucking genius. Either that, or directly inspired by the ghost of Shakespeare and it's probably the latter.

The fellow on the Queen's right seems awfully happy about something...hmmm...


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I have finally found a paper that I just cannot write. Why, oh why did I EVER take a class called "Shakespeare Sonnets"? I despise writing about poems because, in my experience, professors have been far more subjective when it comes to grading. If they agree with my interpretation, I am brilliant and intuitive and here you are, A+. If they ( Read more... )

"Dear Valued Customer,

Thank you for contacting us at Walmart.com regarding women's
prescriptions for birth control. Your comments and concerns are very
important to us as we strive to meet your needs.

Wal-Mart does not carry emergency contraceptives. Our pharmacists may
decline to fill a prescription based on personal convictions. However ( Read more... )

I'm making cupcakes.

That was irrelevant. The (in)famous Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil monkeys originated in Japan. Specifically, on a wall of certain building in the Nikko shrine complex that houses a white horse.


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If I ever get married, do NOT let me wear a motherfucking tiara.

That is all.

It's Steak and a Blowjob Day!

I fucking hate that. On a better note, it's PI DAY! It's also White Day in Japan, if anyone cares, but only the men buy presents this time.

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