The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 19, "Giving Birth is Totally Not My Favorite ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 18, "Baby"

CHRISTOPHEREveryone reacted immediately, leaping up and rushing around, trying to figure out what to do. Frig screeched and wailed as more goo and slime streamed from every imaginable fold. The floor quickly flooded with the stuff. Frig's screams and everyone's ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 17, "Driving"

CHRISTOPHER"Don't put your feet up on the dashboard," Jessica chastised me ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 16, "Lessons"

CHRISTOPHERThis town has seriously misjudged the alien threat in our midst. Everyone's just accepted these creepy, slime-covered dorks as friendly, benign, safe, even. The whole display at the wedding, the entire audience practically crying out for alien rights, ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 15, "Bitchiness"

CHRISTOPHERSo there I was, willingly trapped in that house again. By now, Frig was practically interchangeable with a regular Zmeephish-Quian, and it made me feel numb inside. Like I was immune. Immune to aliens. Whatever happened after the stupid baby, I ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 14, "Binary"

HECTOR 2.0RUN PROGRAM: NARRATE TOUCHING STORY ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 13, "Distractions"

CHRISTOPHER

"What the heck are you doing?" I shouted, my voice echoing off of the kitchen walls ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 12, "Eating"

CHRISTOPHERThe days passed like water droplets through a very small hole. One that only allowed water droplets to pass through it at an extremely slow rate. My heart felt as though it were slowly freezing, little by little, into a cold stone of apathy. If I couldn ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 11, "Worry"

KLAXIE"I don't even know why you would bother to get involved in that sort of business!" Mr. Leader snapped at me. He was going totally bazonkers, for serious, man. "We were just supposed to make the girl a girl-slave so that the Blobbersons would leave us alone ( Read more... )

The Most Incredible Work of Literature in the Entire Cosmos

Chapter 10, "Sadface"

CHRISTOPHERXlormp was kind enough to let me take Frig off to her bedroom to talk about The Plan. Granted, it was a plan full of more holes than a book by Louis Sachar, but I figured I'd take what I could get because when would I get a chance like this again? Frig ( Read more... )