The Yarns, Wisteria 4

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Last times with the Yarns
1. Scuba: [ 1], [ 2], [ 3], [ 4], [ 5], [ 6]
2. Wisteria [ 1], [ 2], [ 3]





Ebony and Ash went out to the bowling alley ...



They're not so good at the bowling part though.





They met some new people to argue with.



Back at home Ash makes a rare visit to the telescope.



And their picture gets hung on the wall :) Ahh sibling love.



The ghost of Scuba now makes regular appearances, and reenacts his death with great enthusiasm.



Ash meets *more* people to argue with. (To be honest, she started it when she came over and yelled at him.)



Wisteria and Chandler still get their pixel-y on. But have no fear, there will be no more babies for them!



Wisteria: Oh my, I feel tingley in my toes!



Wisteria: And an ache in my back! *grows old*



*confetti poof*



In the next room...
Chandler: Whooooaaa....



Chandler: *sparkle poof*



*grows old*



Speaking of poofs...





Ash: *scowls*

Yes, Ash has learned the fine art of teleporting. And scowling. It's very important.



Scuba continues his visits by haunting his favorite bathtub.



And scaring his son-in-law.



Ash rages on, even in public places.
Ash: Rahhh! STUPID TOYS!



The store owner is not amused and gives Ash a good talking-to.



Which only encourages Ash to rage further, first throwing water in his face.



Ash: *grumble grumble* Can't stomp toys ... don't throw water *grumble grumble* I'LL SHOW YOU! *stomps flowers*



Back at home...
Wisteria: This sink! I've fixed it so many times! STOP leaking already!!



Apparently even sims who Know Everything yell at the sink when it leaks ^.^



Ash: Hullo beautiful doggy, hi there *pats head*
While he doesn't get a long with other people, he loves the neighborhood dogs that come by!



And just for kicks, a picture of Ash looking happy :)

Wisteria and Chandler Dance Spam:






/spam



Ebony gets a visit from the social bunny. And has lots of fun punching him. Big Bunny Punching Bag, anyone?!



Wisteria maximizes *another* hobby.



Chef: Congratulations on being maximally enthusiastic about cuisine!!
Wisteria: Why thank you!



Ebony and a school friend were chatting in the kitchen.
Ebony: *whisper whisper* Take over the world *whisper*
Boy from school: *whispers back excitedly*



...
Be afraid. Be very afraid.



Ash: I'm not having fun! This paper airplane isn't fun! I'm NOT having fun!



And he kisses a random boy from school, just to see what it would be like. (Or, also just because at that moment he didn't have the "first kiss" want. But then this boosted their relationship and made them best friends, which he did want *face palm*)



Wisteria burned the macaroni and cheese.



Ash: Wow sister, what is that?!
Ebony: Shut up. Make your own if you don't want it.



Which he did, then promptly burned.



Posing for the camera, but not looking at the camera. Typical Ebony and Ash, lol.



Wait for it ...



Wait for it .... !



*grows up*



Ebony: I'm so cool, oh yeah!



Ebony: WAhhhhh! I'm so unhappy!
Ebony has her first grown up aspiration failure as a result of growing up badly and tanking out her aspiration meter. This warrants a visit from the crazy doctor!







Ebony: *sings* I feel happy, oh so happy!!!



Ebony: No really, I do.

It didn't last long.









Ash continues befriending all the neighborhood dogs.







And Ebony tends to their fruit trees. They do not produce much fruit this season and are frequently bug infested.



Chandler: Ooh, time for work. It's getting harder to do this!
(And yes, it is still dark outside. He has to go to work in the middle of the night, poor Chandler!)



Ebony: I burned it, I burned it! That's it! I burned it!!



Chandler comes home from work and promptly starts doing Tai Chi. I have no idea where he learned to do Tai Chi. He's never been on vacation!



Ash: I can't believe I'm back here. I hate this store. I hate these people. I hate this line. *grumble grumble*
Sorry Ash, somebody had to go get the groceries!! lol



The kids were interested in competing in a cooking contest, so Wisteria took them to Sue's Secret Kitchen for a little competitive fun.



Wisteria brought her burnt toaster pastries. Ash brought his Macaroni and cheese (not burnt!), and Wisteria grabbed some salmon she had cooked.



Food Judge: Hmmmm *takes notes*



Wisteria wins!



Sorry love *pats*



On that note, Ebony strikes out on her own.
Wisteria: Goodbye Ebony. *waves*



And that leaves Ash, our black generation heir. While Ash has a high relationship with his mother, he had a big fat ZERO relationship with his father, remarkable considering they live in the same house! That makes him the heir. YAY ASH! (Stop your sniveling, dear).



Oh, and Chandler made it to the top of his career! He's now the Hand of Poseidon. And look, he's actually happy about it, finally!!!

Next time on the Yarns: The true power of Ash's grouchy ways ... Coming to a LJ near you! XD

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