right, then.

[arwenundomiel]

ESTEL HAS AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD THAT IS ALSO GREASY AND SQUIRREL-FUCKER-Y.

whatever happens, i must make sure daddy never finds out about this. and the turkey, too, because he's a total shit-disturber and he'll just tell.

the fact that said child was conceived with a sexy lush WHO IS NOT THE UNDUMMY and the fact that estel DOES NOT DENY

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[childofelessar]

OME!!! I am soooo calling my baby Squirrel-fucker-y!!!

[arwenundomiel]

that's very nice, dear.

[boromirthereal]

Wake me from the dead when you guys figure this out. I will need to get drunk.

*oblivious yay!*

[lordof_imladris]

My precious Undummywummykins-- why art thou sad?

By the way-- if you give Ada #1 Estel's head on a silver platter as a betrothal present, we will both love you forever and ever and ever, even more than we already do. Just keep it in mind. :)

[annlarimer]

::makes you fresh hot cookies::

[arwenundomiel]

at least i am getting fresh, hot something. *sniffles* thanks, ms. ann.

[tar_miriel]

::Calling relations to incest-performance for hot Cookie-eating Undummy's entertainment::

[elrondhalfelven]

MS. ANN! MS. ANN! I slept with my...step-grandson or something! The wicked taint of incest has even reached myself, sort of! I need a Valium.

*buries face in your shoulder*

[kingelessar]

Oh sweetiekins, please don't be sad. I was young and foolish and Ada Elrond banished me from Imladris until I was all wrinkly and old and you wouldn't want me anymore!

Okay! If it makes you happy, they're all mine! Suzie and Betty and Marge and, um, uh, Hortense...and, er, ah...Batsheba...and, um, Pippy.

*pouts*

[gondorprincess]

My name isn't Bathsheba. ;_;

[arwenundomiel]

shushh! it's progess.

*springs up from bench*

[arwenundomiel]

OH ESTEL DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT???