Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 2.2
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2.1
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When we last left the Iridescence's... well, it was two weeks ago and I am very sorry for not warning you all that there would be a delay, lol. I'm currently in the middle of a novel length fan fiction and when my muse strikes I just gotta go with it xD Just so you're forewarned, there will probably be a few more of these absences throughout the rest of this. Next time I will try to let you know before that happen though ^_^
Anyway, back to the legacy.
When we left the Iridescence's, Energy had just become heir and began her journey of becoming a Master Acrobat. Passion died during the ceremony of Energy's marriage to Karim (appropriately stealing attention for one last time) and a few days later Energy found out that she was pregnant.
We start 2.2 with Energy in the midst of labor.
Like a BAMF and a true rebel, Energy rides to the hospital on her motorcycle. She gives no fucks about what you think.
I, however, think that her water breaking might ruin that nice leather seat :/
Energy: STFU, I DO WHAT I WANT.
I know, dear.
A few very painful hours later, the two parents get a big surprise: twins! I think Energy's face pretty much sums up my reaction to that, lol. Karim, on the other hand, looks very pleased with what his little swimmers have done :P
From left to right: this is Hope, who is easily impressed and loves the heat, and Joy, who is friendly and a slob.
And this, ladies and gentleman, is just creepy. He's just chilling there like "Heyyyy, you wanna peice of this action? I KNOW YOU DO, BABY."
No, no, no. Get out of my house and back in the yard where you belong.
Energy: Now remember, in life there will be men who will want you to touch their shiny disco balls. If this happens, you are not obligated to do so.
Energy: Sometimes, there will even be people who will try to force you like the bastards of mankind that they are. In that case, you run.
Joy: RUN!
Energy: I'm glad we understand one another.
Meanwhile, Karim actually teaches Hope to run away from said evil people.
Karim: YOU'RE NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH, COME ON. DO YOU WANT THE PEDOPHILES TO GET YOU?!
Paranoid much? This is why you guys need to quit watching the news. I'm sure they'll be fine. Hopefully.
Hank is just wasting space at this point, so I keep sending him to the pond to fish lol.
Karim: Hey, what's that strange thing in the sky?
Oh no, not you too.
Karim: Ahhhh! WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK IS THIS SORCERY?!!
Apparently since Passion died, you're the next to constantly be abducted? Idk man, idk.
Karim: ...My ass hurts. This is so not cool.
It really isn't, I'm sorry. For abductions being "rare," they tend to happen to my sims quite a lot lol.
Joy: I AM DISPLEASED WITH HOW CLEANLY I AM UGHHHHHHH
Hope: I really don't appreciate being woken up, but wow my sister has such an impressively loud whine!
You're going to be so accommodating. I love it.
Um, Passion? You're dead. WTF ARE YOU DOING EATING THEIR FOOD? -__-
Passion: Waiting for Hank.
Waiting for...?
Hank: Why do I feel funny? Did I just defecate on myself?!
Hank: ...Oh :/
Sorry dude, shit happens.
...Bahaha. Shut up I think I'm funny.
Energy: NUUUU! WHY DID MY DAD LEAVE ME TO TAKE CARE OF THESE DAMN KIDS MYSELF?! I mean, he was a homosexuality enforcing bastard, but he fed and changed them sometimes. UGH.
They seem to be doing alright though, despite not having the extra help anymore.
Energy: That's right, the dog does smell like trash!
Karim: So, uh... now that we've taught the kids everything they need to know to embark on the next stage of life, whatdaya say we start working on another? Maybe a boy this time?
Energy: Look, I'm all for having sex with you, but I need to get back to my career. Don't you think two is enough?
Karim: Fine, maybe you're right... :[
At least she'll still give him a happy every now and then :P
So, apparently the dog wasn't getting enough attention, so he decided to gtfo.
Dalek: PEACE OUT, BITCHES.
Whatever.
Bad sushi again? lol
Energy: Shut up! You don't see me laughing at your pain, do you?!
Energy: ...Fuck. That bastard poked holes in the condoms, didn't he?
Probably.
Uh, Karim? What are you doing, dude?
Teri: MY OLD FLAME! MY FIRST LOVE! The voices told me you would be back, but I didn't dare believe!
Omg get out of there before she mounts you.
Oop, guess it's adult time for Karim! :D
WHY. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CHANGE THE HAIR THOUGH. GAME, YOU MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL.
Karim: I got swag.
Not with that haircut you don't.
Btw, with all the downtime from work that constant pregnancy is giving her, Energy has become quite the cook!
Energy: I'm a regular Suzie Homemaker, bitch. RECOGNIZE.
I wouldn't go that far.
Aww, look! A new one showed up! THE COLLECTION CONTINUES.
Anyway, Autumn decided to stop by one day. I was hoping she'd bring her daughter around, but she didn't :[ THE COUSINS MUST MINGLE, YOU GUYS.
Autumn: Wow, you're pregnant again? What are you doing; trying to build your own army or something?
Energy: If I was, the world would surely tremble at their feet. I'm just saying. My genes, after all.
Don't give her any ideas, omg.
Then Autumn just strolled right into the bathroom and broke the sink. WTG.
Energy: You know you owe me money for that now, right?
Autumn: *chokes on food* Excuse me?
Hey, you're rich. Don't be bitching.
Energy: UGH, I HATE THIS PART. THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE OMG.
...God damnit. Meh. This is Summer. She is brave and perceptive.
Summer: I am unhappy that I am not a boy.
ME TOO, HONEY. ME FUCKING TOO.
Oh Jesus they're multiplying.
Karim: Honey, you know I love you right? But I really want a boy. Maybe if we just--
Energy: You're walking a thin line. Just be happy I haven't left you yet after that last stunt you pulled.
Karim: You know what allows me to take care of you? Coffee, and lots of it. That's why Daddy doesn't sleep!
Karim: Sure, it'll probably kill me one day, but hey.
Summer: KILL! KILL ALL THE THINGS!
Karim: Uhhh...
I'm with you, dude. I'm a bit afraid of what she's gonna grow up to be, lol.
More holes in the condoms?
...Yup.
Energy: If he wasn't so damn attractive, I'd cut his dick off.
I feel you, honey.
Since Energy is constantly pregnant, I've had Karim do most of the parenting. After all, it is his fault that these little things are running around everywhere lol.
Oh yay!
Birthday sparkles!
Joy rolled couch potato and Hope rolled absent-minded.
Ah, bunk beds. You make my life easier.
Joy: So, I have a dilemma. I want to go see a movie, but I don't want to get off my ass. This is proving to be quite frustrating.
Hope: There's a movie out about flowers. Or... wait, maybe that wasn't it. What were we talking about? I think I need to pee.
Energy: Shush, children; can't you see I'm reading? The rudeness, I swear.
Joy: ALL HAIL ROCKY: LORD OF SAND.
That is one frightening little thing you got there, girl. Stop it. Make a castle like normal people.
OH GOD NOT THAT THING AGAIN. So deleting that shit if it becomes real -__-
Energy: Ugh, I am so tired of all this fucking labor. This better be a boy, this better be a damn boy or so help me...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Okay, I call some bullshit. I made Energy eat ten apples. TEN! This is so unfair :[ WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, GAME?! I'm running out of space to keep all of these offspring lol. I JUST WANT A BOY.
Ugh. Anyway, this is Gold. She is a loner and is eccentric.
Gold: I feel so unwanted.
It's not you that's unwanted, bb. It's just your other X chromosome lol. Siiiigh :/
The Legacy Continues Here