Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 2.3
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When we last left the Iridescence family, Karim's hope of having a son were destroyed time and time again as Energy popped out four freaking girls: the fraternal twins, Hope and Joy, plus two others, Summer and Gold. Hank finally passed on to the great beyond, which was helpful since my god did they need space to keep all these offspring.
We start 2.3 with Karim apologizing for his behavior.
Karim: My love, I know that poking holes in all the condoms was wrong. In fact, I'm pretty sure that borders on reproductive abuse and I am very happy you have yet to report me to the authorities or, you know, beat the living crap out of me. But you must know I did it out of love and my intense need to have another male in this house because I'm starting to feel quite ganged up on by all of this estrogen.
Energy: I'm not going to lie: I thought about slicing your dick off and feeding it to the strays - though mostly so they would quit dying from starvation on the porch. But I do love you, and though my career is important to me, I want nothing more than to make you happy. So I guess, if it means that much to you, we can try one more time. BUT JUST ONE MORE TIME. Because I swear to god if I have any more than that I might just hack you into teeny tiny little pieces. As it stands already, I don't think my vagina will ever look the same :/
Karim: You're literally the best wife I could ever ask for.
Energy: And don't you fucking forget it. Now mount me like a steed and ride me towards that sunset, cowboy!
And so he did. Twice.
Karim: Yeah, I can feel it: that time we made a boy.
Energy: You mean this time I'm going to make sure we make a boy. *chows down on more apples*
That is legit all I fed her throughout her entire pregnancy, even though in the end it was unneeded because I decided to go another way: MASTER CONTROLLER. Cause seriously fuck having more girls, lol.
Mr. Dad is back in action, since I feel bad about putting Energy through all this crap time and time again lol. She gets to relax while Karim does all the hard work, because that's how it should be, damnit.
Oh good grief not another one :/
Energy: OH GOD MORNING SICKNESS BE DAMNED.
This is mainly why I feel bad for her, lol. Passion didn't have morning sickness even once during her pregnancies, yet Energy gets it every single time.
Energy: Okay little fetus, you better develop some male reproductive organs or I'm putting you up for adoption. Do you hear me? This isn't a joke!
I don't think threatening it is going to make any difference, but hey.
Karim: You, my little nuggetpie, should become an inventor. Why? Because we need one smart person in this family. Hope can't ever remember where she is or what she's doing, Joy is too lazy to ever amount to anything, and I don't really have high hopes for Summer since she spends half her life chewing on a creepy looking doll. So just... be a genius, alright?
Hope: Do you think if we ask real nice that Dad will buy us separate beds? Because half the time I can't remember if I have the top or the bottom bunk and then I stand there so long trying to figure it out that I pass out on the floor.
Joy: Seriously? Yours is the bottom bunk, pea brain! Which by the way I think is crap because it takes way too much energy for me to climb to the top everyday. We should switch. We're going to switch.
Hope: *sulks into cereal* But that'll just confuse me even more...
Joy: TOO BAD.
HOPE DOES THIS AUTONOMOUSLY ALL THE TIME GUYS IT'S SO CUTE. Even though sometimes she forgets she's just playing pretend.
Hope: Oh how I dream of my home, the far away castle I was so brutally taken from many years ago. Perhaps one day my captors will release me from this life and allow me to take my place amongst my royal peers, so I may rule the land once more.
Btw, I find it really appropriate that she ended up rolling the Lifetime Wish of Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous. Bahaha.
Idk what my obsession with capturing birthday sparkles is, since I never have a good caption for them other than OMG BIRTHDAY SPARKLES U GUISE! JHFJKSBFJSKF
Summer rolled vegetarian, which ended up making me laugh cause with my plan for her that is so stereotypically appropriate that I can't even xD She's such a little BAMF though, look at her :)
Anyway, Snowflake Day came and I decided they should probably throw a Gift Giving party, as some of the kids were old enough to actually unwrap them.
Btw, this is what Autumn's daughter Suzette looks like now. A little creepy, but hey; you can't win them all.
But of course, in the spirit of bad timing, Energy goes into labor.
And for some reason Karim flips out, even though he's never done that before.
Karim: OH GOD OH GOD, WHAT DO I DO?!
You've done this three times already! Chill.
Suzette: THERE'S A FUCKING BABY BEING BORN IN THIS HOUSE! HOLY SHIT I CAN'T HANDLE IT; I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT.
Omg, the hysteria in this family lol.
So randomly the whole birth fiasco cancelled everyone's desire to open presents, except Karim who was the only one able to actually properly react to the event. Thus, he opened like six different presents because apparently he decided that since everyone else lost interest they were now all his.
Also, I have no idea who that dude is that's giving Karim the stank eye. I did not invite him, he just showed up. Rude.
Probably not as rude as Karim leaving Energy to bring the babies back home herself while he basked in the glory of all his shiny new toys though.
Yes. You heard me right.
I said babies. Plural.
From left to right this is Hazard, who rolled evil and hates the outdoors and Deceit, who rolled brave and neurotic.
Six kids in total, guys. FML. That's far too much for me to handle, lol. It also seems to ruin everyone else's life, since now my attention is split so much that I'm unable to micro-manage.
Summer: THIS CHILD. IT NEEDS TO SHUT UP BEFORE I STRANGLE IT WITH MY SHOELACES.
I know it's hard sharing a room, bby. Just try to stay calm; she'll grow up before you know it and then you probably won't be woken up sixteen million times.
Deceit: *obnoxious wailing because fuck you that's why*
Hazard: Why does no one love me...?!
Energy: Why the hell are you home in the middle of the day? Don't you know we send you off to school for six hours a day solely because we don't feel like dealing with you?!
Hope: I thought I was at school! STOP YELLING OMG, I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I'M STUPID :[
This poor little thing; she's always so utterly perplexed about what the hell is happening around her lol. It's not her fault that she was born flawed.
Literally love these kids to bits though. Also check out how pimp Summer looks in her prince costume. She knows she owns this shit.
Of course Karim spoils the boys rotten with attention, as they're the only things he has wanted in like forever.
UGH STOP BEING SO ADORABLE WHEN I CAN'T HUG YOU THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN.
Finally it's the oldest twins' birthday. I need them to help around the house with the millions of toddlers, lol.
They invited this guy, who's outfit amused me so much I had to take a picture. Did you dress yourself in the dark, dear? Cause oh my god.
Hope rolled schmoozer and Joy rolled good sense of humor and has the lifetime wish to Become a Creature-Robot Cross Breeder. Also wow, it's crazy how much she looks like--
Joy: Ugh, it's so frustrating that everyone's been all "Omg, you look so much like your dad - blah blah blah. LIKE I DON'T FREAKING KNOW THAT ALREADY, JESUS. I don't get people's obsession!"
...Sorry :/
Seriously though, it's the female Karim lol
Ugh, more came. Apparently the oldest twins were the only ones who's relatives deemed unfit to own such creepy toys.
Btw, I got a pop up that Autumn had another baby so I went and stalked her to find out what it looked like. This is Corrinna and apparently Autumn is not too pleased about birthing her cause omg look at that face, lol.
Anyway, as the twins were now old enough to get their freak on have cute teenage relationships, I let Hope throw a slumber party with the sole intent of meeting potential mates. They got to work on this task straight away.
Hope: So yeah, I have a little brother. Two, actually. Or maybe three, I keep forgetting. Anyway, I mix them all up but I think the one I'm currently thinking of is named Hazard. Wait, or maybe...
Joy: I LIKE SUSHI. WELL, ALL FOOD, BUT MOSTLY SUSHI.
Levi: Didn't you mom say the other one was Hazard?
Hope: Idk. Sometimes I just flip a coin to decided which one is which.
Joy: SUSHI THOUGH. SUSHI!
...Omg stoooopppppp.
Another useless picture of birthday sparkles, lol.
Gold rolled mean-spirited and pretty much now hates everything that moves. Probably because she felt unwanted as a toddler, idk lol. She also wants to become the CEO of a Mega-Corporation, but I'm not sure how she plans to pull that off when she has no finesse to speak of.
Joy: I really don't understand why we have to do homework when none of us will ever amount to anything and will probably end up working at Burger King.
Truer words have never been spoken. I fear the day any of you becomes heir, lol.
Speaking of work, Energy's gone back to being a bad ass acrobat! Although aging into an adult seems to have fucked up the nice outfit I put together for her -___- Meh, I'll fix it later. Oh she's at career level eight now, by the way. So close to achieving perfection with at least one of my sims! /dance of excitement
I'm pretty sure this is Hazard's fault.
Prom time! Hope won prom queen and came back with a romantic entanglement with the same ugly dude that crashed their gift giving party. Ugh. I chose to ignore that, lol. Joy on the other hand, got into three fights and was rejected for a dance twice, yet still managed to come home with a romantic interest of her own. Though he is not the cream of the crop, he's better than Mr. Eyebrows so I allowed it. You will meet said boy later on.
But for now, let's all bear witness to the kind of person Gold really is.
Gold: You're not fooling anyone, you know! The whole school knows what you are. Why don't you just admit it, huh? Why don't you just prance around in those ugly boy clothes of yours and tell everyone that you're a huge fag!
Summer: What...? People are... they're saying that?
Gold: Obviously. Just take a look at yourself, you big lesbo! Everyone's bored with your little act, just come out the closet already!
She seriously picks on Summer autonomously. But that's fine, because if Gold becomes heir I've decided that since she's such a raging bitch that she'll never find love and will have to bear heirs via a sperm donor at the hospital. FOREVER ALONE.
Gold: LIKE I CARE. God, I hate everyone! Just leave me alone!!
But whatever. Once again Summer proves just how bad ass she is by having the best birthday sparkles picture to date.
And wow, she also looks a lot like Karim. Dominant genes much? She rolled snob, because DAMN RIGHT SHE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
Anyway, I thought it was about time that Joy meet up with her future baby maker, so I had her call him up.
Joy: Hi, Omar? I don't usually do things like this - leave my couch, that is - but you make me smile and therefor I've deemed you worthy of the effort that getting off my ass requires. Meet me at the park?
Omar: Omg, I can't believe you called me. I was so scared you wouldn't like me, cause you're like... the prettiest girl in school and I have a large nose and an unflattering haircut.
Joy: Well, everyone knows you're a genius and since I'm doomed to be forever lazy I thought it might be pertinent to have someone around who can do all the things and make all the cash, you know? So, I was thinking...
And then suddenly, the sun went down, the full moon rose high in the sky and all hell broke loose.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WTF, GAME. They were in the middle of something! -__-
Also I have no idea how zombies work, I seriously thought they were like some race of the undead, yet suddenly Omar changed into one? Idk, idk.
But I suppose that's fine and I can just deal with them later, cause omg twin birthdays!
Also this is one scary ass transition. Wtg, kid.
Oh god how perfect are they?! Deceit rolled hates the outdoors and Hazard rolled easily impressed.
And so, we end this update with a picture that holds no purpose other than to see the clusterfuck of offspring that Energy and Karim produced, lol.
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