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Oh, mice, I really am crap at this :( I've spent three weeks trying to find the time to update, but I've started maintaining another community (about the Romanian football team, of all things) and CIM seems to have taken up permanent residence in the "sometime next week" category. Accordingly, it's going on indefinite sabbatical. If someone else ( Read more... ) -
Chapter 64: A Rump In The Hay
Today’s slew of drivel features dreadful Weasley abuse and complete failure on the Britpicking front (more than usual, I mean). Also, ludicrously implausible plots and people with more than one arse.
Oh, and the worst alias ever: a Famous Rock Star called “Joe Sanoj”. Yes, dear, we can guess who that is.
Best New Word: Indubitably, “quidditchy”.
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Chapter 63: Up And Atom!
A lot of disturbing sexual content this week: Draco thrashing Hermione’s moth, Ron and Harry eloping with Molly, and Lily fathering James’s children. If you can get past that lot, however, this chapter’s a corker. (Although, wtf is it with that tree thing?)
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Chapter 62: The Oder Of The Phoenix
Crap Crossover Day strikes again! If anyone knows why someone thought Dean Thomas would make a good gangsta, feel free to let me know. Similarly, why Jareth from Labyrinth would make a good substitute for Ginny. At least there are pirates, though. Everything’s better with pirates.
Best New Word: “Blaisebrought”. Guess that’s near Middlesbrough.
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Chapter 61: The Minster of Magic
Hiya, kids. Today I have some funny fics for you! :D Which is good, because we also have THE WORST FIC EVER AAARGH AAARGH MAKE IT GO AWAY.
Urrgh. *Shakes self* Phew. I think I have shaken off its vile hold on me for the moment. Let me get the crevice tool for the vacuum cleaner so I can do all those crinkly bits in my brain.
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Best Of Chapters 41-60, Part 2
And a second dose of the shitty and the witty, thought I can’t say it’s any better than the first. Give yourselves a good pat on the back for putting up with this stuff - go on, you deserve it.
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Best Of Chapters 41-60, Part 1
Tremble in your boots, Suethors: all your worst crimes are about to be exposed to the world. Again.
Pleasingly, we have a lot more pictures and poems than last time. :D
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Chapter 60: The Marauders Had No Classes With Peter
Time for further speculation on the mystery of author profiles. Why do Suethors fill them with crap? Why do they not check any of the spelling therein? Why do they include quotes from “Ceciro”, whoever he is, and awful poems about abortion? I cannot answer any of these questions. I can only provide you with silly quotes to laugh at.
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Chapter 59: Pig Snot
Today’s object lesson is that dyslexic authors should make sure to get a competent proofreader, and the consequences of blithely ignoring said lesson make up this chapter’s main source of mirth. Each sentence goes on forever without making sense at any point. As my mother pointed out upon reading this, Gary Stu stands for Garrulous and Stupid.
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Chapter 58: Prefects Breasts
Ah, crossovers. They exist only to cause me pain, especially when the person/creature/thing writing them doesn’t realise that a paragraph should generally terminate in a punctuation mark. Incidentally, does anyone know the Latin for “stop using online translators”?
NB: now that Babb_Chronicles is once again ticking along nicely, I’m thinking of ( Read more... )