OK, so I have this problem: I keep coming up with ideas for LJ posts, but then I figure "Wait, I can't write that, until I've written this other, bigger thing that I was going to write...at some point ( Read more... )

Happy September 11th everybody ( Read more... )

For years now, my hair has been a big issue. OK, so I have a very full head of hair, to put it mildly. In fact, I have a very, very thick head of very course hair that, untended to, will poof out of my head like a god damned pomeranian and keep going, further and further, until it has conquered the entire Eastern Seaboard within its soft, ( Read more... )

OK, I'm usually memeophobic, but this one's fucking awesome. Especially since it works in some LJ people I don't actually know all that well, such as my newest LJster, usmarinejock, who is very, very built. Heregoes!
My LiveJournal SitcomI Love totalvirility (UPN, 10:30): totalvirility (Cesar Romero) is allergic to klingrap (Kate Beckinsale)'s ( Read more... )

Paxil is really crazy, man. I just read through the possible side effects it can give you, and identified the one I am currently enjoying as "hypomania", which is like mania but less so, and everyone who writes about it says its loads of fun. I just wish I wasn't at work so I could go spazz out in Central Park ( Read more... )

Story of my blackout: I got stuck in the elevator after a cigarette break. I totally freaked out and smoked a cigarette. They brought the elevator back to the ground floor and I was separated from my bag which was at my desk and had my keys, wallet, toiletries and medications in it. I walked home. I went to Anthrochica and Constantina's and drank ( Read more... )

I am very very tired right now, and working for an asshole, and I need to keep awake. So hey all you LJ people who are somehow reading this posting sometime during the day of Friday, August 8. Let's have a conversation! On my Live Journal! To keep me awake, or to keep me throwing a chair through my 50th floor window and following it down with ( Read more... )

Dude, I'm fucked up on sleep depravation right now, and I can tell you that I much prefer drugs ( Read more... )

I got back a few days ago, and am sitting half-asleep at this shit temp job they keep sending me back to at a law firm located in the Met Life Building whose name I probably shouldn't say, but whose initials are Gibson, Dunn & Crutcher. I suspect this an evil law firm, but there's nothing really to back this up except for the fact that it only ( Read more... )

I have far more than 1 LJ entry's worth of story to tell, but I'm currently at my parents' house and have limited online time, so I'll start with the brief, easy stuff ( Read more... )