I've been really concerned about my teeth for the last few days. More specifically, my gums. Don't ask me why ( Read more... )

So! It's been a really kee-razy week, so I'd best post all the fun-filled madness that's been going on around here, so all of you can know just how kee-razy it's been! Of course, all of you reading were probably there with me, calming me down and saying "you're not going to die...you're not going to die..." but my new therapist tells me it's ( Read more... )

Please please please please please, somebody answer this post:
Does anybody know a good internist and/or psychiatrist in New York City?
Preferably one who recognizes that somebody lacks insurance but will pay in cash?
Rapid answers appreciated!

OK, here's the deal: Do any New Yorkers who might chance to read this Live Journal today want to go to a movie with me tonight ( Read more... )

I had this crazy moment in my dream last night; OK, so I was hanging out with a few guys, and somebody said something about how we were having a 'sausage party' (which mirrors an identical conversation I had with in real life a few nights ago), and then I walked into a room of girls, and said "holy shit! Now I'm at the egg party ( Read more... )

Why must I continually work next to people with questionable personalities and music tastes ( Read more... )

Live Journal user elph8 (I have no fucking clue how to do links, so you're going to have to type it into your own browser if you want to see it) wrote a little poll about penis v. vagina- which is better? He wrote his own response (he's straight, but he likes penis- go figure!), articulating it with the acronyms THMP (The Human Male Penis) and ( Read more... )

Pregnancy has got to be the most vile, disgusting thing the human body can go through. More later.

I am still learning these things, and I tried out the "What Does Your Live Journal Name Mean?" meme, and when I typed in "totalvirility" as one word, it told me I was a sporting great, that I was dull, and that my favorite color was black, all 3 patently false. Typing it in as two words gave me a slightly more accurate reading of myself, that was ( Read more... )

I had a sudden revelation this afternoon:
Boris and Natasha Badenov didn't look Russian at all. They looked like Russian Jews.