The Yarns, Ash 1

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We start off with another birthday!





Ash too gets a prompt visit from the awesome doctor. Wisteria looks on in confusion.



Ash: Heeeey, I'm feeling better now!



Ash: Thanks doctor! *shakes hand heartily*



Wisteria and Chandler are still as happy as ever.



And the house gets a little remodeling, since Ash is now in charge.





He heads out on the town, to meet some new folks. He argues with this old lady.



Ash: *rubs hands together delightedly* Yeees, I would love to go tease her!



Tease.



Annoy.



Romance a mop.



Rinse.



Repeat.



Ash is out to make a name for himself, and 20 enemies to boot. Only once he's made 20 (simultaneous) enemies can he pursue what he *really* wants -- 20 simultaneous lovers.



So, on with the poking! And fighting!





And slapping!



ooopffhh ... that looks painful!



Back at home, Wisteria threw a party. Then burned the dinner. And then the guests blocked the door so the fireman couldn't make it through!



Finally though, the fire(wo)man made it through and the fire was put out.



Ash argued with the guests. Do you recognize this one?



How about now? True 'nuff!



Ash meets Wang - whose eyes glow.



And Wisteria invites the Garden Club over and applies for membership.



The club comes to check out their property, and the status of their plants.



(haha, it's winter so there are no weeds and the fruit trees are dormant!)



They're accepted! (But no perfect score, which means no wishing well yet, bummer.)



Ash: You love me Moppy, don't you? *dances around kitchen with mop*



Ash: Wooooooe is meeeee! No one loves me! Wooooooooe!



Doctor: Cheer up buckaroo! Hows about you call the matchmaker and get yourself a date?



Ash: Brilliant! Well done doctor! I believe I will! *sings*



Me: *makes sure he doesn't actually want a date so as not to break Black rules :D*



Ash: I hope she's pretty! I hope-a hope-a hope-a!!!



And out of the sky falls Ellie Alliuto. Ash tries to kiss her.



It does not go over well.



Later on in the midst of night... look who shows up!



Ash: Hullo Wang! *pets*
Wang: *noms*



Ash: Wha- hey! Ow! *scowls*



Wisteria: Did that wolf just bite you, son?
Ash: Uh...yes?
Wisteria: I think I know what happened! I read about this once in a book. A wolf bit a man and then the next night ...
Ash: *stares blankly as his mother prattles on*



Ash heads out to the local ice skating rink. He finds some people to argue with.



(Doesn't he look almost calm and dignified here?! lol!)





That night, Ash feels a burning sensation all over his body just after dark.



It overwhelms his entire self.



O_O!!



A nice howl, and then he's off!



A night on the town! A little photo booth picture...



A little arguing ....



And then as dawn breaks...
Ash: *breaths deeply* Now what am I doing here? And why do I feel so grouchy?!



Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Scuba is taking every opportunity to scare his son in law.



Even when he's making pancakes late one night.



Grim Reaper:Uh huh, I see. Hmm.



Me: Scuba, are you happy back there?! This is all your fault!!

Chandler is saved, his family pleads for his soul and wins! He lives another day!



During the day, Ash continues painting and his arts and crafts hobby interest.



But once it's night and he's transformed ...



He's full of insults and arguments for everyone.



(And he enjoys it too!)



He even gets into some serious fights.



oooh, he lost that one.







oooh, and that one!





But not this one, this was a successful 'savage,' now there's another werewolf in town!



But even werewolves can be unhappy :(



And even purple cow bedsheets won't stop the Grim Reaper from coming back for you. Goodbye Chandler, we'll miss you!

Next time with the Yarns: More insults, more fights! And ... could it be? Love?!?! Stay tuned!

Last times with the Yarns
1. Scuba: [ 1], [ 2], [ 3], [ 4], [ 5], [ 6]
2. Wisteria [ 1], [ 2], [ 3], [ 4]

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