Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 2.5 / Part I
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When we last left the Iridescences, Hazard dabbled with the chemistry set and got a partner in crime to further his plans for world domination, Deceit spent a disproportionate amount of his time playing chess, Hope and Joy got boyfriends, Summer got a girlfriend, and Gold continued to be a horrible person and has now been deemed forever alone. During all this, Energy continued her mission of becoming a Master Acrobat and Karim got abducted. Again.
Originally I meant to do two entries, 2.5 and 2.6, but as I ended up playing until the end of generation two and the official poll results aren't posted until the end of this generation, I decided it would probably be better to just post the whole thing at once and just split it into two parts. That way you guys won't be left hanging :]
We start 2.5 with Energy, who is desperately trying to reach the top of her career before she gets old and doing contortions and whatnot would look a lot less hot and a whole lot more awkward.
Energy: I'm fucking impressive, I know.
Yes you are, dear. I'm so very proud of you.
Energy's athleticism isn't just going towards furthering her own career though. She decided to start training Hazard, as any Emperor of Evil would need to be fit in order to escape a SWAT team and the like.
Energy: Come on, don't be a pansy! Do you want to succeed in life or do you want to be a failure? Do you want to die at the hands of the U.S. Government?! Huh? ANSWER ME, BOY!
Hazard: I AM REGRETTING EVER ASKING YOU TO DO THIS OMG BITCH YOU BE CRAZY.
Meanwhile, Levi called up Hope and asked her to meet him down at the park. After a few wrong turns and forgetting not once, but twice what the hell she was supposed to be doing, she finally arrived.
Levi: So, I've been thinking... your genes are top notch, y'know? We'd make excellent children and I'd be a fool to let that go to waste.
Levi: So, despite the fact that I don't have a ring cause I'm a cheap bastard, I was wondering--
Hope: Wait, you need a ring?
Hope: I have a ring!
Levi: Omg, really? How?
Hope: It just ended up in my pocket somehow. Maybe I stole it, idk. But here, now you can propose properly! ... Cause that was where this was going, right?
Levi: Yes! Marry me, my love?
Hope: ...
Levi: Hope?
Hope: Wait, I'm confused. When did I come to the park?
Levi: Like ten minutes ago. So, marry me?
Hope: R U SERIOUS?! Omg, yes! THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED.
Hope: But wait, shouldn't I have the ring?
Levi: It looks better on me.
Hope: Oh, okay.
THEY'RE SO CUUUTTTE.
Apparently everyone else thought so too ^_^
Btw, this aggravated me to no end. Because the household was full they kept going through the ceremony and never actually got married -__- In the end I just kicked Hope out. Thankfully story progression was kind to them and they got married on their own, but now her last name is Pickering instead of Iridescence. Oh well.
... Uh, whatcha doing?
Joy: Looking for a goddamn apartment.
But why, boo? I was planning on getting you married first.
Joy: Because fuck you and your heir poll, that's why. I know how I fared in it and I am not pleased.
Oh, okay :[
Joy: So Dad, I found this wicked cool place to live and I want to move out ASAP because of reasons, but there's kind of the issue of, uh... money.
Karim: My god, child; don't beg. It's completely embarrassing. Besides, you know we're rich as fuck now so take ten grand and gtfo if you want, idc.
She literally took his money and ran, lol. I was really amused by this since she had a broom; but no, she would rather run. Atta girl.
Karim: Why am I sparkling?
Energy: Nuuu, I haven't mastered my craft yet! :[
THEY ARE ADORABLE ELDERS AND I LOVE IT. But yeah, kinda sad Energy didn't finish her LTW before aging. Oh well.
Gold: Bahaha, you guys are old! Fucking wrinkly ass sons-of-bitches, aren't you? THIS IS HILARIOUS LET ME LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN SOME MORE.
Deciet: OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET OLD AND DIE ONE DAY, AREN'T WE?!!
Gold: ...You're an idiot. Get out of my line of vision before I slap you.
Yeah, see? AWKWARD OLD LADY THINGS. But whatever, she's so close to achieving her LTW that it'd be stupid to stop now, no matter how ridiculous it looks lol.
To punish Gold for her bitchy nature, I forced her to wear this on Spooky Day.
Gold: FML.
The girls went trick-or-treating before the party their parents were going to hold that night and Summer opted to wear that god forsaken mask for whatever reason.
Summer: Give me all your candy or I'll kill your children.
Helpless Old Man: Hey now, take it easy...! Here, just... just have it all!
SUMMER. THAT IS NOT OKAY. What has Gold been teaching you? I don't condone this behavior. But bravo for wearing a mask so he wouldn't be able to give a proper description to the police.
However I do love how Gold is chilling in the back, giving no fucks to being recognized because she's a bad ass. LIKE A BOSS.
Hazard, however, probably should have worn a mask during his little escapade of mayhem.
Home Owner: DAFUQ DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, DUDE? I'M RIGHT HERE!
Hazard: Fear not, little people. Your savior has arrived. Those eggs are a blessing bestowed upon you by your God, aka me - for when I reach ultimate power and the world is consumed with darkness, your house will now bypass my wrath. Mostly because I find you attractive.
...The dude cared not for his blessing.
Hazard: My wrath will consume him first now -__- And this pig.
Cop: Call me a pig again and I'll strangle you with those handcuffs, bucko.
Karim: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You are the son of a politician, you can't be acting this way! I have a very important party tonight that will allow me to scam more money out of the little people, and if you do not behave like a proper young man they won't pay! Do you want to be poor, do you!?
Hazard: Don't be preaching to me, Dad. Soon I will own this town and everyone in it; you included.
Karim: I AM THIS CLOSE TO SMACKING YOUR PRETTY FACE. Go to your room!
Hazard: Dafuq ever, man. Watch me care.
Later that night, at the party...
Karim made it his mission to become a walking innuendo. He succeeded.
FAIRY WINGS, YOU GUYS! FAIRY WINGS!!! :D I got rid of the no mosaic mod and replaced it with nrass's decensor mod, and now a bunch of animations I didn't have before are working. Mostly little things, but this right here made my day!
Anyway, this little picture of perfection seemed to catch Deceit's eye.
Deceit: Holy mother of hotness!
That would probably seem less creepy if he wasn't wearing a hockey mask, but no matter.
Deceit: So, uh... I like your wings. Do you maybe want to go out some time?
Kori: Call me tomorrow or don't bother calling at all. Understood?
Deceit: Yes, ma'am.
Meanwhile, look who snuck out of his bedroom window.
Hazard: Ah, good, you got my text.
Jebidiah: Are we dressed this way to rob that art museum you talked about last week?
Hazard: No, my little firefly. That isn't until phase two of Operation M.A.Y.H.E.M.
Jebidiah: M.A.Y.H.E.M.?
Hazard: "Men Against Your Happy Ending, Motherfuckers." Obviously. Anyway, I called you because I wanted to give you...
Hazard: This!
Jebidiah: Omg, you remembered!
Hazard: Of course. You've done such great work for me already, my little puppet. I did not wish for it to go unrewarded.
Jebidiah: Wow, you're perfect.
Hazard: I know.
And then Summer interrupted the party by aging up.
GOD YOU ARE SO PRETTY. She rolled party animal.
Deceit spent most of the party playing chess, because he's antisocial like that.
Deceit: Your moves are utter trash, old woman.
And yet she still won, lol.
Gold spends a ridiculous amount of her free time scaring everyone in the house.
Karim: OH GOD, I THINK MY HEART JUST STOPPED. Am I going to die?!!
Gold: Tehehehe.
You're not funny -__- I can't have him die yet, it's not his time. Stop it.
The next morning, the family trotted off to Summer's graduation. I'm unsure if Hope and Joy graduated with her as I wasn't paying much attention to it. You'll know why in a minute.
Hazard: Ohhh, perhaps if I bottle this green fairy I can sell her to bring people back to life after they die - like in Zelda! THAT WILL SURELY FUND MY PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION, RIGHT?! Maybe if I just...!
Hazard, no!
*game crashes*
GODDAMN YOU, CHILD. FAIRIES ARE NOT TO BE TOYED WITH. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
On a more serious note, every time I zoom in to take pictures at City Hall/Graduation, my game crashes right after. I have no idea why, but it's annoying -__- So I've started keeping my camera somewhere else while it goes on because no.
Anyway, the next night, Summer called up Krista and asked her to meet down at the beach.
AND HER WINGS SHOWED UP AND I AM HAPPY. But moving on...
Krista: What is it? You sounded so serious on the phone, is something wrong?
Summer: No, it's nothing like that. I just... I wanted to tell you that I... I um, well... I think you're perfect. And I really would like nothing better if you could spend the rest of your life with me.
Summer: So marry me and be mine forever?
Krista: EEP! Of course!!!
Meanwhile, it seems Deceit has been courting a fairy of his own down at the pond:
Deceit: I'm so glad you decided to meet me. You're like, the most perfect girl I've ever seen, you know?
Kori: You're really sweet. I guess I'll let you be my boyfriend for now, if you want. I might get bored of you later though, just so you're forewarned.
Deceit: That's cool. I respect honesty.
Aww! I love first kisses, they're so adorable.
Anyway, so I go back to the house and see Gold just chilling, drinking a mysterious glass of water that was left on the counter.
...And then I laughed hysterically.
Gold: Ugh, what stinks?!!
That would be you, dear. Courtesy of Hazard and his little chemistry set, lol.
Karim wasn't very pleased by his little stunt though and sent Hazard to time out, which made me laugh so fucking hard cause I'd never seen that before xD I had only ever seen the punishment where they have to clean or are grounded. Poor boy, that's so humiliating lol
And that is where we leave this entry off, but be sure to read part two!
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