Skippy Fic Masterpost, A-I
All right, all! Here's our alphabetized masterlist A- K and L-Z, which I'll keep updated to the best of my abilities!
Abort Mission by mistressteacup - Kevin decides to finally do something about his crush.
About A Girl by anon
+ Waste These Words (sequel, WIP?)
The Academy by
akire_yta - “If you find it hard to install a sense of discipline in your child, you’ll find it reassuring to enroll him or her in a military boarding school.” Mike’s been expelled from every school in the district. But he still can’t believe his father actually sent him here.
Accidentally I Do by Melanie (
laniew1) - “I got married to Mike Carden,” Kevin says.
“I asked you, like four times, if you were sure,” Nick says.
+ What Happens In Vegas (companion) - Mike Carden, the unlikeliest fanboy.
A dead mammoth by
kalimai - Mike and Kevin haven't gotten too far in the bedroom yet and Mike assumes Kevin is a virgin until Kevin's ex-boyfriend Zac (Efron) shows up and Mike finds out that Kevin is actually somewhat of a sex kitten. Minus the sex kitten part. Sorry!
A General Teenage Love Thing by
akire_yta - Kevin was the good boy. He didn’t secretly join bands, hang with the bad crowd, or have a smoking hot boyfriend. Good boys don’t do things like that. Except when they do.
All I Want for Christmas by solar_cat - Kevin and Mike have a not-quite-perfect Christmas.
All I Want For Christmas Is You by la_fours - Kevin brings Mike home for Christmas and Mike has plans to become part of the family.
A Most Practical Plan by
solar_cat - Kevin has a surprise for Mike.
And Everything Nice by chalcopyrite - At a loose end after his divorce, Kevin learns how to use the oven. But dinner isn't all he cooks up!
And I Say It's All Right by skoosiepants - The day after his divorce is finalized, Kevin stretches out of a depressed stupor masquerading as sleep and realizes he has a tail. That he’s, apparently, turned into a cat overnight. If the bathroom mirror can be believed, he’s turned into a ridiculous looking cat, with thick, short black fur and a white mustache.
Kevin mrrows at his reflection, jumps off the sink and goes back to bed.
And We Can't Stop Singing by
mayqueen517 - "Looks like you're really gonna get to meet the label," Mike says, snickering as Kevin feels the first moment of unease flit through him. This might be bad.
An Otter Named Noodle by
jade8624 - Kevin begins to get presents from a secret admirer and he fails as a detective, William likes to give cryptic hints, Nick is paranoid but still supportive, Joe wants Kevin to play hard to get, Mike is a book club ninja guitarist. And there may be an otter named Noodle.
A Plan by
kira_snugz - Mike Carden was a man in need of a plan.
Apple of One's Eye by sparrowsverse - When Mike Carden fell overboard from his cruise ship, he hadn’t expected to be rescued by a sea serpent.
Are You Curious And Communicative? by
kalimai - Nobody really knows how or when their relationship started.
Bad Vibrations by solar_cat - In which there is lots of sex, a concert, and a remote-controlled, vibrating butt plug. Yes, this is exactly what you think it is.
BB Good by ttlytrashed - Kevin has 'issues'. At least, thats what the therapist says. Mike on the other hand, Mike just likes a cute boy, nice relationships, and someone to call him daddy.
Because Kevin Is Totally a Girl by mistressteacup- Mike Carden has a crush
Become Like They Are by
akire_yta - The Jonas Brothers are ghosts. The Academy Is… come to stay in the house they haunt as they prepare for their next album.
Being Human by sparrowsverse - Kevin remembered how he first met Sean, it had just been after Mike...well, after Mike. He wasn’t sure how he had arrived in Chicago, but he was in kitten form and couldn’t get out. One of the sucky things about being a shape shifter, emotions affected his shape shifting. And because he was so depressed, his morphogenetic field decided being a kitten would help him be less depressed.
It hadn't really. So a kitten he'd remained.
Between the Aces by sparrowsverse and akire_yta - Kevin was never sure of his place in life. Confused by thoughts that clashed with what he was taught, he starts to dream of a man in a bowler hat who might be able to help. With the suite of Hearts his calling cards, this strange young man who affects Kevin's every moment might hold the answers that Kevin is searching for. Otherwise known as the magical circus AU
Blindsided by
ohourheartsbeat and
mizubyte - Mike meets Kevin randomly, at a starbucks or something, and they start dating... but Mike has NO IDEA who Kevin really is. (chatfic)
Blink (And You'll Miss It) by gemmi999 - Wherein Kevin Jonas moves to Lima, Ohio to stay with his aunt and uncle. When he gets there he finds out his cousin Quinn has been kicked out because she got pregnant, one of the more popular past-times of the "in" crowd is to throw slushies on people, and Mike Carden is an asshole (even if he lets Kevin cry all over him). Plus? He kind of really misses his brothers.
The Blowfish of Love by rinkinkirs - The story of how girl!Kevin is platonically adopted by Pete (& Gabe) and sneak-dates Mike.
Book Learning in the Chord of Life by sparrowsverse - Kevin Lucas discovers college life isn’t as cracked up as it should be, but the way of the Cobra and a few new friends help him out while he tries to figure out who he is.
The Book of Love Is Long and Boring by
neqs - Kevin hated Valentine’s Day. He loathed it with a passion he usually reserved for blue cheese, reality TV, and people who made fun of other people in a mean way. A college AU.
Boys Kissing on Wet Grass by toscasprayer - Kevin was abused for a little while by his baseball coach, until Snr put a stop to it. Kevin also likes wearing a purity ring, because it makes him feel safe. Then he meets Mike. Bonus Gabilliam.
Boys On The Radio by akire_yta - Every Saturday night, every teenager in town tuned into Radio Freedom. Mike’s their biggest fan, and that was before he met their star DJ. Otherwise known as the pirate-radio AU.
Break The Sky by akire_yta - Mike Carden is a student without a scholarship who needs to find a way to fund his studies, fast. When William suggests Mike try out for the coed cheerleading squad, the Northeastern University Cobras, Mike mans up and lands his first sober back tuck in years. Kevin Jonas and Nic Anderson are two star college cheerleaders who have transferred to the Cobras after a mysterious scandal had them leaving their last school right before the National competition they were a shoo-in to win. Mike may have only scraped his way onto the team by the skin of his teeth, but with Kevin as his room mate, maybe he can master the stag tuck, the pom-pom wielding, and the insults from every other athlete department on campus. And maybe Kevin can learn how to be a real boy (who likes boys) beyond the limits of the life he left behind. [college cheerleading AU]
Breathing’s Just a Rhythm by
mywholecry - "Word on the street is that you're bearing the fruit of my good friend's loins." William says, draping himself against Kevin’s back, and Kevin considers the logistics of crawling inside of his locker and dying.
The Building's Not Going According to Plan by
allypsis - (The four times Mike Carden make Kevin Jonas cry, and the one time he didn't.) He wonders if he’s going to spend the rest of his life comparing other people’s kisses to ones he barely remembers, if nice is ever going to be enough again. ( alt:link @ anon-lovefest)
+ Just Where I Was Before You Appeared (companion) - “I can’t stop thinking about you and it’s driving me fucking nuts” is more than he’s willing to admit.
Bulletproof Heart by starflowers - Kevin Jonas, resident Maid Marian, is the eldest son of an infamous crime lord, and he is quiet, polite, shy, and very obedient. At least, until his sprawling suburban home is burglarized by Mike Carden, resident Robin Hood (sort of).
Bust Your Move by
skoosiepants - Kevin’s breathing goes all shuddery, bordering on gasping, and Carden oh-so-slowly pets him there, right on the side of his throat, and shushes him and Kevin thinks, a little hysterical, that if he’s trying to calm him down the petting thing is totally not working.
But the Beating of Our Hearts by
neqs - Some people had a natural instinct to own, to shelter, to dominate, just as others craved to be held down, to be dominated, to belong to someone. A dynamic wasn’t a question of who was strong and who was weak, it just was.
Can't Find My Way (Home) by akire_yta - It starts with two nerds, a crappy van, a Youtbue account and a need to get out. It ends up being two boys in love, a best friend with a cluebat, a maybe-not-so-bad-after-all van, and a Youtube account.
Channeling Mikeyway by gemmi999 - Mike wouldn't admit it--not even to Bill under threat of torture, maiming, murder, or witholding of alcohol--but he googled himself on a semi-regular basis.
Christmastime in the City by sparrowsverse - Mike has been stalking the cute busker for a few weeks now and still isn’t any closer to talking to him. An encounter almost ruins his chances for ever talking to the guy, but a second chance is given due to unexpected friends.
Circumstances by exmptfromsanity - Kevin has a big, fat crush and a guitar class with Mike. Did I mention Kevin shares a dorm room with one Adam T. Siska… or that Mike happens to live with Bill who basically runs campus? Meanwhile the band is planning a huge surprise for the President’s annual Winter Soiree.
The Coven by Melanie (laniew1) - There was a war about 20 years before Kevin was even a thought in his parents’ heads. They used to call them Wizards and Witches and there used to be special schools for them and they were known but not known and most importantly, they weren’t hunted.
Curtains by
neqs - Mike likes curtains.
Curving Like The Ocean Towards You by bergann - It was just Kevin's luck that apparently one of the pirates had taken a liking to him and he'd been included in the loot. Not that anyone had told him this, of course, he'd just assumed he'd been taken as a hostage or because he'd been the only one to draw his sword, but he's had some time to listen to the whispers around him talking about the reason he's here now, kidnapped, on a pirate ship. (AU)
Dancing ‘verse by
skoosiepants
+ Dancing Without Warning - “Let me get this straight,” Nick says, ignoring Joe’s snickers. “You accidentally implied that Mike Carden is a rapist.”
+ Dancing Goes All Night - The thing is, if they’d wanted him to actually pay attention to the interview, they shouldn’t have sat him next to the lady with the polar bear cub.
+ In The Movement - “Notice how the skinny tie makes him look less like he’s carrying shrunken baby heads around in his pockets.”
Defying Expectations by mistressteacup - Mike is bored
Defying Gravity by akire_yta - Kevin put his hands over Mike’s where they were still resting on Macy's hips, feeling something he hadn’t even been able to articulate as missing finally slide into place [JONAS-verse, Macy/Mike/Kevin threesome]
Disney is Not a Cult (Not Yet) by
mizubyte - So, this is set in the cultverse that queenofhell created.
Dizzy by
allypsis - “I just wanted to try something different.”
Down The Rabbit Hole… by
exmptfromsanity - Mike falls down the rabbit hole… and ends up in a Disney show?
The Dread Purple Pirate by gemmi999- They’d all had ideas about what they wanted to do when they officially “retired” from the music business-Joe planned to try and make it as a producer; Nick had an entire solo career lined up. Kevin? Kevin bought a pirate ship. And made Mike his first mate.
Dreaming Of You Is Sweet by akire_yta - Mike knows in his bones that no matter where or when they are, he and Kevin are meant for each other. But we will tell those stories so Mike doesn’t have to build a time machine to prove it.
Drink The Wild Air by chalcopyrite - A grouchy loner of a water elemental is happy enough with his life, until a young air sprite won't leave him alone.
Employee of the Month by
hector_rashbaum - When Carden shoplifts from the Jonas Family corner store, he has to work it off as punishment. With bonus charming-slash-harrassing Beckett.
The End Where I Begin by quintenttsy
Escapes and Exchanges by mayqueen517 - Kevin sighs into Mike's mouth and when Mike wraps his arms around Kevin, all he feels is warmth.
Everything I've Got, For You by ipreferaviators - When Kevin decides to give up the Search to go to college, he expects a good education. He winds up with a whole lot more.
Everything We Had by mizubyte - set in a random canon timeline, a little warning for angst
The Fairy Verse by sparrowsversewith akire_yta - A series of snippets and drabbles of a larger 'verse that might never get written, but the idea is: The Fairy World was emerging once more in the human world and anybody who had a drop of fairy blood was having strange things happen to him. Pointed ears, wings, even different coloured skin. Kevin Jonas and his brothers are ones affected and now have to get through their lives different.
Falling In Lakes With Boys by
lunarsolar - When Mike gets shipped off to 'pray the gay away' camp he thinks that things are going to be boring. Then Kevin, the volunteer, shows up.
Falling Through The Night, Rising From The Ashes by
hector_rashbaum - Kevin's confession loses him one family, gains him one; he still manages to come out ahead, somehow.
Fate: A Do It Yourself Guide by lovelyhera - Mike keeps running into various Jonas Brothers. What's up with that?
The Fear You Won't Fall by sparrowsverse - After receiving life-changing news, Kevin Jonas has to find the strength to carry on with the love and support of his family.
Fearfully & Wonderfully Made by sullen_hearts - Kevin has a tattoo on his left shoulder blade. It says simply ‘Psalm 139:14’. Mike knows the verse by heart: ‘I will praise thee, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth well’. It’s a big fuck you to those who won’t accept Kevin as a guy.
Feathers Everywhere But It's Fine by
starflowers - Mike is an angry 17 year old who's been exiled from home for the summer while his parents finalize their divorce. Shipped off to William's place, he's startled to find that William has somehow found himself a shifty older boy friend, and an angel in the attic.
Feel the Tide Turn by sparrowsverse - "Everyone was connected. Everybody had someone who called to their soul."
Fighting For by Ruth Sadelle Alderson (
rsadelle) (background pairing) - William was on the run from the Association when Gabe pulled him out of the battle and into Cobra Camp.
Figuring on Figuring Myself Out by
akire_yta - “It's Mike - there's been an accident.”
Finally Find My Way by < lj user="frankie_ann"> - Kevin goes to visit Joe in small-town Connecticut and meets a boy. Featuring cuddles, vegan restaurants, Hungarian bakeries, guitar battles, and some magic.
Five Times Mike Carden Fell in Love by sullen_hearts
Five Times There Was Smoop by sparrowsverse - Five times there was smoop and possibly some domestics.
Floating Our Way Out by frankie_ann - Ensemble fic. Gerard wants his own musical project (and also to man up and kiss Frank), Brendon wants to be on stage with his band (and also to have actual sex), Kevin wants Mike to stop being a stubborn (ghostly) ass (and to also sex him up), Greta wants to find a boy that isn’t already in love with another boy, Ryan wants to feel like he fits in with his own band, and Butch just wants to play the banjolin (and to maybe get Chiz naked).
+ Bleed Right Again - skippy sequel
Fools and Kings by akire_yta - Final moments until detonation. Start the countdown.
Fossegrim by sheeplikeme - There are fairytale creatures everyone knows and then there are those you don't. There are also love stories. It's funny how those two sometimes interact.
Four Cups of Flour by nuclearxsquid - Combine teenage boys, fluff, high school, and cooking class in a bowl and stir. Add in a dash of meddlesome brothers and bake for thirty minutes.
Four Times Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas Didn't Have Sex (and the one time they did and it was totally worth the wait) by illimerence - "The first time Mike tries to have sex with Kevin starts off awesome but kind of crashes and burns..." What it says on the label.
From Countess to Cabin Boy by
formerlydf (background pairing) - To be fair, Brendon never truly intends to join the crew of a pirate ship. It just sort of... happens.
From Days of Yore by
saekokato - Breakfast turns into wandering around the grounds together turns into lunch with the rest of the family (littlest Jonas's glares would make Mike bust a gut laughing if Mike wasn't actually behaving himself for once - parental units still do that to him) turns into an elaborate game of hide and seek with portions of Panic, Fall Out Boy and My Chem turns into Kevin pinning Mike against the wall of an empty hallway not too far from the stage.
+ Stream Crossing - “It’s three-thirty-six, Mike, and I woke up to go to the bathroom, and I’m a girl!”
From The Trees by allyndra - Domestic future!fic. Paulie loves his dads, even when they're lame.
girl!Mike/girl!Kevin High School AU by
rsadelle - Kevin's a nice girl. Mike plays aggressive field hockey.
Given Time We’ll Find It Strange by
skoosiepants - “I’m overriding your dibs,” Mike says. She didn’t actually mean to say that, but she’s not taking back her words. She even goes on, “And for the purposes of this conversation, dibs means I’m getting into her panties.”
God's Love by mizubyte - high school AU, leaving home
Going Away to College by - If Kevin heard the word 'college' one more time today he was pretty sure he was going to puke.
Good Boys Go Bad? by
lost_lover2790 - Kevin kind lives down the hall from someone he thinks is batman.
+ Kegstand. Do Something Crazy - AU. -Unnamed College Verse- You know when you meet that one guy, and he's nothing like you thought he would be? Well that's nothing like what happened when I met Mike Carden, Mr. Batman Intensity. He was rough and artistic, and was ready to punch you in the face if you ever did anything out of the ordinary, and he also called you after that time you spent making out with him inside of that damn elevator. I guess the part that I didn't expect,was the fact that when I leaned into him, my whole body just sunk and found its own little place next to him.
Good Boys Gone Bad by
starflowers - Kevin, a struggling author of a failing crime series of novels, is shocked to find out that somehow, he has lifted his plots and characters straight from reality, and Wentz, the crime boss, is not pleased with him. If he wants to live, Kevin has to depend on his shaky knowledge of crime story cliches and Mike Carden, a potential Hero In Disguise.
Got My Brain In A Daze by kalimai - Just a little domestic fluff.
Grazed Knees, Heavy Hearts by quintenttsy- AUish. Kevin’s been on his knees for so many boys now he doesn’t even feel it when he sinks to the ground and takes them into his mouth.
+ Due for A Miracle - Kevin’s given up on reconciling his faith and his sexuality, resigning himself to always being caught between the two. He’s okay, though; he has a system and it works and that’s all that matters, really. Until he meets Mike, that is. Mike, who is fierce and gentle and kind of wonderful, who wants to make Kevin see that he’s worth so much more than just okay. Kevin just has to let him.
Great Expectations by
neqs - A lot of people thought Kevin Jonas was gay.
Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves by
kalimai - Kevin is a circus artist. Sort of. He meets Mike in very special circumstances...
Half a Jonas by Melanie (
laniew1) - Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teen-age rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.
Heart-Shaped Glitter by saekokato- And then Kevin had walked through the doors, declared Mike a drunk ass, and Mike had taken that as an invitation to prove him completely and utterly wrong.
He Don't Even Know That by chalcopyrite - For the hc_bingo prompt 'amensia'
He Makes My Heart A Cinemascope Screen by mywholecry - Kevin finds Mike when he’s looking for his head in the club that’s two blocks from the high school. It’s this hole in the wall with smoke lingering up in the ceiling beams where the poets come out at night to read their verse and Kevin borrows the owner’s guitar and plays so pretty that they forget that he’s still sixteen and clumsy.
Here Is The Deepest Secret Nobody Knows by lovelyhera and starflowers- In a world where soul bonds are the things of science fiction and fairy tales, Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas are soul bonded from birth. How do they and the people around them react? What would it be like to be inextricably linked to another boy, who you've never seen and aren't even sure exists, when everyone around you is telling you that you're either crazy or imagining it?
High School Teachers AU by
rsadelle - Carden teaches band and Kevin teaches biology. Kevin's brother Nick is this successful musician and Kevin arranges for him to come guest lecture for Carden's band kids.
Honest Way Out by mayqueen517 - Mike is one of two Northern vampires at his school. Sometimes, he's pretty sure life hates him. And then he meets Kevin and becomes really sure.
How Do You Feel About Eternal Life (It Starts With Coffee) by reena_jenkins - Mike meets the totally adorable and slightly faily Kevin one night and falls head over heels. Little does he know that Kevin is part of the extremely powerful Jonas clan of vampires. (includes podfic version)
I Don't Blame You For Being You by
hector_rashbaum - There are about eight thousand reasons it's a bad idea for Mike to fall in love with Kevin Jonas, but Mike never claimed to be reasonable.
(I Would Like To) Take You Home by quintenttsy - Mike likes to think he lives a simple life: prowling the streets with his fellow Dandies, feeding on hapless mortals, exuding effortless evil... that sort of thing. It’s all pretty standard for a vampire of his calibre. But then he meets Kevin, a young human who’s going to make Mike’s simple little life a lot more complicated, especially when Brendon, also a vampire, takes an interest in him too.
If I Could Talk To Animals by sparrowsverse - It is a known fact of the world that there is roughly ten percent of the population that can talk to animals and insects. No one knows where this ability came from; just that it has been around as long as anyone can remember.
There is no warning when a person will gain the ability to Speak to their chosen animal or insect. They could be as old as eighty or as young as three when they first begin to listen and understand.
Scientists have been trying for years to gauge when this phenomenom would happen but to no avail.
So it wasn’t quite a shock when at the tender age of five, Kevin Jonas gained the ability to understand and Speak to Butterflies.
if my love were an earthly knight by mywholecry - Mike's trying to piece together everything that happened between his first shot of tequila and his last shot of vodka when he’s knocked straight off his feet by a kid in chain mail.
If You Love Me So by mywholecry - Kevin's not going to say he's intimidated by his kids, but, well. . .Sam is eight and already smarter than him, and Tess is barely four and has already learned how to use her prettiest smile and giant sad eyes for evil. Kevin might not be intimidated by them, but he's not really learned to say no yet. Which is why when Sam watches a Lassie marathon on TV one night and crawls into their bed with his serious face on, Kevin looks to Mike to be the sensible one.
If You Love Someone by lauriebreb - Mike buys Kevin a V-day present
I'll Be Your Cryin' Fool by
hector_rashbaum - Mike learns the value of patience.
I'll Be Your Worst Kept Secret (Not Your Biggest Mistake) by solar_cat - A lot can happen in four months, especially if you’re Kevin Jonas and you have a secret boyfriend you barely ever get to see. Or, a story about first times, family, and how secrets always have a way of coming out, in the end.
I'll Build A House Inside of You by gliese581 - Kevin was taking out the trash when he heard it, a low rumble, or more like a growl, coming from behind the garage.
I'm The Invisible Man by
stfu_pwentzz - Mike shrugged, and why couldn't Kevin be more like Mike? He could lose his disney status within a set time frame if he could just act like that.
In the Lost and Found by
starflowers - A story about lost boys who don't know when they've been found.
It's My Show, Baby (Do What I Say) by solar_cat - Kevin says they never talk anymore, and it's true: they never talk, but Kevin talks all the time. All Mike wants, freshly back from touring, is to relax and to have sex with his boyfriend, but to accomplish his goals, he first has to make Kevin shut up and listen.
I Was Shoved in a Closet by Bill Beckett by
lovelyhera - Bill Beckett likes to shove people into closets. Hilarity ensues.
In The Quiet, In The Crowd by mayqueen517 - Mike holds onto his tea, wondering when he became so invested in the opinion of this guy he barely knows.
The Internet Is For... by xrysomou and xaritomene - "So... the internet says we should be gay boyfriends. What say you?"
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