Sawajiri Legacy ;; Generation 3.2
Warnings:
Foul Language
Adult Themes
Past Updates:
1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5
2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5
3.1
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When we last left the Sawajiri family, Hiroshi had fathered a bastard child, hoping his girlfriend Freya wouldn't notice. That didn't work out as well as he expected.
FREYA: TINY BROWN THING COME FROM WHERE?! NOT MINE! NOT MINE!
HIROSHI: Uh... the stork dropped it off?
FREYA: Ohhhhhh... PRETTY FLOWER THEN, YES? YAY.
HIROSHI: Uh...yeah. Yeah, cool. YAY, I mean. Yay. Awesome. Obviously.
Okay, maybe that was a little easier than expected. Gotta love the crazies.
Seriously, these kids' only parental figure is a freaking robot. Their real parents obviously couldn't be bothered with raising them. But hey, that's what rich people do right? Next will be boarding school.
...No, really though.
The. Robot. Is. The. Only. One.
But that's because Hiroshi is too busy perfecting his physique to notice the children. He needs to get back in the game, after all! Those kids started to make him slack when it came to his man-whore ways. Time to jump back in the saddle.
Meanwhile, the crazy bitch keeps setting the house on fire and Nat needs to come to the rescue.
NATSUKI: FIRE CANT TOUCH ME, I'M INVINCIBLE! BAHAHA
Midori however, not deterred by the fact that her parents clearly don't care about anything other than themselves, tries to make a new friend.
RENEE: Hi, I'm Renee!
MIDORI: HI! I'm Midori. People think my parents named me that because they love to drink, but really it's a legit name. Gosh, I love your shirt; it looks like faeries vomited on you! Do you think maybe I could borrow it sometime?
Clearly making friends is not her strong suit.
RENEE: FREAK.
MIDORI: How is this happening right now? I was super nice! Damn my parents for not teaching me normal human interactions. My life is going to prove difficult, I just know it.
While getting ready to go out, Hiroshi indulges in a sponge bath. Freya clearly thinks he has gone insane.
HIROSHI: I LOVE SPONGES! THEY'RE SO SQUISHY AGAINST MY MANLY BITS.
Back out on the prowl. He nailed #9 & #10 on that trip. BOOYAH.
Meanwhile, Mr. Roboto, feeling utterly overwhelmed with having both the cleaning and parental duties, has a complete mental breakdown that fries his circuts. Luckily, a therapist/electrician lived next door to straighten it out.
MR. ROBOTO: I FEEL SO OVERWORKED AND UNDER APPRECIATED, DOC.
THERAPIST/ELECTRICIAN: You're a robot; you don't have feelings, remember?
MR. ROBOTO: Oh, right! Thanks for that. Would you like a cold and refreshing beverage?
THERAPIST/ELECTRICIAN: Considering its the middle of winter? No. You really are a shit robot, aren't you?
MR. ROBOTO: If I had feelings, I'd cry right now.
Most. Awesome. Work Outfit. EVERRRR.
Moving on.
You know, it's kind of sad when the adults have time to teach the bird to talk, but not the kids...
RAINBOW BRIGHT: BRAWK! PEACE DOESN'T EXIST! PEACE DOESN'T EXIST!
NATSUKI: Yes, yes bird! Anarchy is everywhere, and don't you forget it!
Obviously with not being taught how to talk, or walk, or even use a toilet properly has made Takao a little depressed about growing up.
King of Sporks. King of Sporks.
HIROSHI: Woohoo! I'm the SHIT! We're going on a fucking vacation, everyone; cause I'm richer than GOD!
MIDORI: But I don't want sunlight!
HIROSHI: Too bad!
And so the happy family heads out to Three Lakes, and just in time too. Screw the snow.
What a quaint little vacation home.
I feel like the girl from the asylum shouldn't be wielding sharp objects..
Log roll fail.
MIDORI: Well, this is unfortunate.
As most vacations go, the family decided to take one of the famous Three Lakes tours.
... Clearly they shouldn't be making decisions.
Regardless of their fail, they do manage to relax some. Cause you know, rich people have such a hard time achieving that normally...
But at least they're finally spending time with thier kids.
TAKAO: Bees do not amuse me.
HIROSHI: There must be something of value in here somewhere...
FREYA: PET FISHES TASTE THE BEST. OM NOM NOM.
It's nice that they find time to study as a family, no? This is probably the only bonding time they'll ever have anyway, so fuck it.
FREYA: MMMM...
MIDORI: Mom, you can't eat that raw.
TAKAO: KING OF THE FISHERMAN!
But, like all good things, vacations must come to an end. At least for three days they acted like a real family. It's kind of sweet in it's obvious facade.
NEXT TIME...
Real life is such a bitch.
( PS: Is anyone actually reading this anymore? lol. I know clusters of updates come with months in between, but I swear I'll always come back to this xD I just always end up getting bored and want to play a different game for awhile )