Dear Diary~ [Page 65 - Yoochun]
Title: Dear Diary~
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [65/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 ||
11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15 || 16 || 17 || 18 || 19 || 20 ||
21 || 22 || 23 || 24 || 25 || 26 || 27 || 28 || 29 || 30 ||
31 || 32 || 33 || 34 || 35 || 36 || 37 || 38 || 39 || 40 ||
41 || 42 || 43 || 44 || 45 || 46 || 47 || 48 || 49 || 50 ||
51 || 52 || 53 || 54 || 55 || 56 || 57 || 58 || 59 || 60 ||
61 || 62 || 63 || 64 ||
--------------------------------------------------------
Yoochun's Diary~
Dear Diary,
...Yunho wants to use YOU, Diary for some reason, so just deal with it. I'm sure his vile thoughts won't hurt your fragile little pages.
Shhhhhh. It's okay, Diary. Shhhhhhhh. I'll make sure he'll be gentle. I'll make Yunho will treat you like a princess. A delicate vase. A Krispy Kreme donut. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't cry, little Diary.
Don't fret, Diary. He won't be pressing his harsh pencil lead into your supple pages as light and perfect as snowflakes in summer~ He just wants me to listen while I write down his thoughts in you. Why doesn't he just use his own diary? If he's run out of pages, then BUY ANOTHER ONE. Gah...
Okay, he's been talking for the past two minutes so I guess I should be writing his down. This is what he says:
YOOOOOOCHUN IS THE BEST!
Hmmmm. I may have paraphrased what he actually said a little, but whatever.
Okay, he's gone now.
Isn't it funny how everyone thinks he's a zombie?
PUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
I always knew I was a genius but this blows even my mind.
I'll just sit back and watch this play out because there is no way I could have better planned something so entertaining. And I didn't even plan it.
How awesome am I??
I didn't even realize Yunho would be home when I threw KY Jelly into Changmin's eyes and took him to the mall after telling him Yunho died. Wow. Pretty sweet luck, I'd have to say~
And I can't help but notice that Changmin has been spending a lot of time with Ryeowook lately. He's claimed that it's because Ryeowook is the only one that can save him from the jaws of Yesung, but I don't believe a word of that crap.
Why would Yesung want to kill Changmin? I just can't think of anything Changmin has personally done to Yesung to make him want to kill my dongsaeng.
I may have IMPLIED that Changmin told everyone that he thinks that Yesung's head is big, but everyone already thinks that. So what's the big deal? I still can't understand what Changmin's done to Yesung. Must have been bad... Oh well.
But but but, he's sure hanging out with Wookie a lot~
Perhaps the Law is about to lift itself without any help from us? Hmmmm. Seems like Changmin is getting pretty cozy with Ryeowook lately, huh? Maybe it's because they're so close in age. It's good for kids of their generation to hang out with their own kind.
Ahhhhh, love~
So right now I am wearing nothing but a pair of Jaejoong's new wool socks and that necklace Zombie Yunho got me for my birthday last year. Junsu just called and said he'd be back from work in about ten minutes. I told him I had a surprise for him and to go straight to my room when he got home.
So, as of late, we all know Junsu has been either complaining about not having a coloring book or stalking Changmin, right? Well, now I can provide him with some Law-free entertainment.
Coloring is not and never will be a sexual activity, okay, Law?
But it can be oh so satisfying.
I am volunteering to become Junsu's new coloring book. If drawing on someone is sexual, then the Law might as well just outlaw eating and then we'd all die and become zombies like Yunho.
(HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!)
I've got the crayons and markers and finger paint all ready. All Junsu needs to bring is his creativity and his happiness and his warm, tantalizing little hands.
I hope he draws an elephant~
Oh, and of course, after he's done drawing ALL OVER ME, I'll need to take a bath after Junsu's done looking and STARING and ENJOYING his MASTERPIECE.
But Junsu will feel so guilty that he's just colored all over my skin that he'll have to volunteer to help clean me off in the shower. It's the least he can do~
The Law says nothing about coloring or showering together as long as it's not sexual, right? Right.
I'm a genius.
Yunho's a zombie.
(HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
~Ch-einstein
~Ein-chun
~Yoo-stein
Next page~ Page 66 - Junsu
-----------------
It's been a while. :'D
Yes, it's short and long over due but...here it is. ^^
Check out dbkrackweens for more crack/fluff/romance/smut 8D
hit counter
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: ....Yep....it's disclaimed...xD
Parts: [65/never ending~]
Pairings: So far Yoosu...Yunjae...Jaemin...Jaesu...Jaechun...Jaechul...xDDD
Genre: crack....with a tiny smidgeon of angst in the middle. o.o *runs*
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: A collection of journal entries from the boys of DBSK. Let's get inside their heads. ^.~
1 || 2 || 3 || 4 || 5 || 6 || 7 || 8 || 9 || 10 ||
11 || 12 || 13 || 14 || 15 || 16 || 17 || 18 || 19 || 20 ||
21 || 22 || 23 || 24 || 25 || 26 || 27 || 28 || 29 || 30 ||
31 || 32 || 33 || 34 || 35 || 36 || 37 || 38 || 39 || 40 ||
41 || 42 || 43 || 44 || 45 || 46 || 47 || 48 || 49 || 50 ||
51 || 52 || 53 || 54 || 55 || 56 || 57 || 58 || 59 || 60 ||
61 || 62 || 63 || 64 ||
--------------------------------------------------------
Yoochun's Diary~
Dear Diary,
...Yunho wants to use YOU, Diary for some reason, so just deal with it. I'm sure his vile thoughts won't hurt your fragile little pages.
Shhhhhh. It's okay, Diary. Shhhhhhhh. I'll make sure he'll be gentle. I'll make Yunho will treat you like a princess. A delicate vase. A Krispy Kreme donut. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't cry, little Diary.
Don't fret, Diary. He won't be pressing his harsh pencil lead into your supple pages as light and perfect as snowflakes in summer~ He just wants me to listen while I write down his thoughts in you. Why doesn't he just use his own diary? If he's run out of pages, then BUY ANOTHER ONE. Gah...
Okay, he's been talking for the past two minutes so I guess I should be writing his down. This is what he says:
YOOOOOOCHUN IS THE BEST!
Hmmmm. I may have paraphrased what he actually said a little, but whatever.
Okay, he's gone now.
Isn't it funny how everyone thinks he's a zombie?
PUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
I always knew I was a genius but this blows even my mind.
I'll just sit back and watch this play out because there is no way I could have better planned something so entertaining. And I didn't even plan it.
How awesome am I??
I didn't even realize Yunho would be home when I threw KY Jelly into Changmin's eyes and took him to the mall after telling him Yunho died. Wow. Pretty sweet luck, I'd have to say~
And I can't help but notice that Changmin has been spending a lot of time with Ryeowook lately. He's claimed that it's because Ryeowook is the only one that can save him from the jaws of Yesung, but I don't believe a word of that crap.
Why would Yesung want to kill Changmin? I just can't think of anything Changmin has personally done to Yesung to make him want to kill my dongsaeng.
I may have IMPLIED that Changmin told everyone that he thinks that Yesung's head is big, but everyone already thinks that. So what's the big deal? I still can't understand what Changmin's done to Yesung. Must have been bad... Oh well.
But but but, he's sure hanging out with Wookie a lot~
Perhaps the Law is about to lift itself without any help from us? Hmmmm. Seems like Changmin is getting pretty cozy with Ryeowook lately, huh? Maybe it's because they're so close in age. It's good for kids of their generation to hang out with their own kind.
Ahhhhh, love~
So right now I am wearing nothing but a pair of Jaejoong's new wool socks and that necklace Zombie Yunho got me for my birthday last year. Junsu just called and said he'd be back from work in about ten minutes. I told him I had a surprise for him and to go straight to my room when he got home.
So, as of late, we all know Junsu has been either complaining about not having a coloring book or stalking Changmin, right? Well, now I can provide him with some Law-free entertainment.
Coloring is not and never will be a sexual activity, okay, Law?
But it can be oh so satisfying.
I am volunteering to become Junsu's new coloring book. If drawing on someone is sexual, then the Law might as well just outlaw eating and then we'd all die and become zombies like Yunho.
(HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA!)
I've got the crayons and markers and finger paint all ready. All Junsu needs to bring is his creativity and his happiness and his warm, tantalizing little hands.
I hope he draws an elephant~
Oh, and of course, after he's done drawing ALL OVER ME, I'll need to take a bath after Junsu's done looking and STARING and ENJOYING his MASTERPIECE.
But Junsu will feel so guilty that he's just colored all over my skin that he'll have to volunteer to help clean me off in the shower. It's the least he can do~
The Law says nothing about coloring or showering together as long as it's not sexual, right? Right.
I'm a genius.
Yunho's a zombie.
(HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
~Ch-einstein
~Ein-chun
~Yoo-stein
Next page~ Page 66 - Junsu
-----------------
It's been a while. :'D
Yes, it's short and long over due but...here it is. ^^
Check out dbkrackweens for more crack/fluff/romance/smut 8D
hit counter