The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 2.9
warnings: language, teen sexuality,
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Last time on the Mrmpfles: Freckles had her baby, who was aged up straight away, Porkchop sadly moved away, the children were cute, Markus broke a bunch of shit, and the family had a lovely evening out at the park. Oh yea, and Freckles may or may not have been murdered by Annabelle Flowers. Who knows?
This time on the Mrmpfles, the family moved! To lovely Georgia Falls. Why? Well. Annabelle was getting a little creepy if you know what I mean. I feared for their lives. Anyway. I built this house, it took me forever, I hate it and love it. Please be kind. D:
Top down view.
Front hallway
Pumpkins room
Peanut and Gage's room plus bathroom
Squishy's room, and of course he's still asleep. And dreaming about books. What a nerd.
I'd show you his bathroom but it's not in the least bit interesting.
Cupcakes room. By far my favourite I think.
I especially love the cupcake paintings. Har har, I'm so funny and clever.
Oh, and the boxes from Aikea that you can just barely see in the corner. They're cool too.
The office no one ever uses because they're too busy flooding Cupcakes room to get at that computer...
Laundry room. WOO!!!
The kitchen. I actually kind of really like it. But I think I might change a few things. Maybe. Not sure yet.
The dining area of the kitchen and I do like this part a lot.
View of the living room from the kitchen.
...Apparently I have no more pictures of the living room? Meh, it's not that exciting anyway.
This however...hot damn! Uh. That first door is Markus and Freckles' room.
Freckles is also sleeping. Surprise surprise.
Guys. All your base are belong to us. Remember that.
The nursery. Where Pumpkin the destroyer lives for now.
The hobby room, with a door onto the back porch.
Gage's garden area, plus an inventing bench for when I get another inventor.
Barbecue area.
And of course, Gerry and Abram came with us and they got a proper fish tank.
Gerry: 'sup new tank
Peanut has become the resident cook in the house. Remember when she used to burn everything? Yea, that doesn't happen anymore. I'm so impressed with her.
Oh, also, Markus and Freckles grew up. On an empty lawn. With no pictures or fanfare. It was a rather sad occassion tbqh.
Markus: What do you mean sad? I got this wicked moustache and this super cool knit sweater.
Anna: ...yeaaa. Cool. Of course.
Gage also got a makeover to be slightly more. Grown up. He is like, near elder now.
And of course Freckles. I like her new look, it's definitely very her.
Freckles: C'mon Pumpkin, toddle to Mummy! I'll give you candy if you do!
Pumpkin: CANDY! ;D
Cupcake is still super intent on baking.
Cupcake: I just...I have to make the perfect muffin ok? It has to be perfect...
Anna: Are these perfect?
Cupcake: Are these perfect? ARE THESE PERFECT?! THEY'RE UTTER GARBAGE AND I HATE THEM!
Cupcake: Oh Deshawn. My muffins were not perfect. I know some people would have said they were very good but what's good? Good isn't even great. I need to be better than great. I just have to be!
Cupcake: Oh Deshawn. You always know how to make me feel better.
Peanut likes to spend her nights meditating. It's a pretty common wish for her.
Peanut: ohmmyfamilycan'tbothermehereohhm. hohhmmyfamilycan'tannoymehereohm.
Gage is still the tinkerer in the household. Although, how slamming a hammer into the toilet will make it unbreakable is beyond me.
Gage: If it can learn to withstand this, it can withstand anything! It's basic training.
Anna: But can you really train a toilet?
Gage: What kind of a silly question is that?
Markus: Hmmm. This chess thing? Yea, it's way harder than it looks...
Freckles: And then the little princess stopped crying because her daddy had given her what she wanted and she lived happily ever after. The end.
Freckles. Giving out valuable moral lessons by the dozen.
Markus: Does my moustache look better with my awesome red undies?
Anna: Maybe a little...
BAJOWJOW!
Markus: Damn. His form is perfect. I wish I could be as cool as this guy.
I sent Markus to the consignment shop because, why the hell not? And then I noticed they had like every gnome and a bunch of other cool shit and Markus waited around for literally hours waiting for this bitch to come so he could buy shit and then she was all "Hahaha! That stuffs not for sale. But we've got blankets! And spaghetti!" and I was like "OMFG KILL HER NOW!!!! >:(" Worst. Day. Ever.
Squishy found the trampoline at the local hangout. He loves it.
No seriously. This is his happy face. Don't believe me?
Case in point. KABLAM! He's just a bitter bessie who doesn't even know how to smile.
Pumpkin: Oh hello Mr. Man. I think I should relieve you of your head now.
Pumpkin: EEEHEEHEHEHE! *smash smash* DIE MR MAN! DIIIIEEE!!
Freckles: Now honey, you don't have the smash the blocks into the holes. They should just fit. You should be less violent.
Pumpkin: *RRRAAAEEEGGG* *smashsmash*
This doesn't look crazy at all. Nope. Not one bit.
Squishy met this woman at the hangout. She doesn't seem too...pleased with him.
Squishy: aha. *awkward laugh* So that's a no on the sex?
Woman: It's a definite no.
Markus has moved on up in the world of chess and is now facing OPPONENTS!
StripeyMcgoo: Damn, this is way harder than I thought.
Markus: I KNOW RIGHT?! Like what the hell?
Needless to say, he won.
Markus: I am, le sexy, no?
Anna: No.
Peanut was rummaging through a rando's garbage only to find it was Isolde Settler! (by nice_days)
Peanut: *whispers* psst. Hey. I totally smell like garbage.
Isolde: HAHAHA!! YOU TOTALLY DO! Get off my property. >:|
Peanut: ahaha- aahhhshit. Okay.
Anna: So. You're all alone again. I assume that woman left?
Squishy: She said she just had to go take a shower. She'll be back though. They always come back.
Markus. Always. Steals. Peanut's car. Seriously! What an asshat! He's a fucking ghostbuster, he doesn't need a damned police cruiser.
Oh yea. Markus is a ghost hunter now.
Homeowner: aiieee!!!! zee ghosts! they are zee scary!
Markus: Ladies. *wink wink*
Freckles: Dad, I was wondering if we could maybe, have a little chat.
Gage: Sure babygirl, what's up?
Freckles: Weeellll. I was thinking. You know. I really appreciate what you've done for this family. You work hard, and you've provided us with a beautiful home, and you've taken in my boyfriend, and didn't kick me out when I got pregnant and you've just been generally an awesome dad and I really do appreciate that. I need to say that.
Gage: Oh thank you honey, well you know, I love you and your-
Freckles: I'm not done yet. See, I love you, and appreciate you. And I know that this is your work uniform and all but...you look like a crazy person. Could you maybe, get changed after work?
Gage: You don't like my work outfit?
Freckles: Daddy. No offence. But you look like you're about one lab accident away from killing this entire family and burying our bodies in your vegetable patch fucking Secret Window style.
Gage: Oh. :(
After absolutely crushing Gage's spirit Freckles went inside and Gage went off to change.
Freckles: Oh hey Cupcake, you all done your homework?"
Cupcake: Uuuuhhhh. I may have gotten caught up with baking.
Freckles: Baby me and Granny Peanut already told you if we find more of those damn cupcakes in the fridge we will strangle you.
Cupcake: I KNOW ALRIGHT?! *sigh* I'm sorry. Can we hang out? I feel fragile after my last batch of muffins was so just *shudders* vile. Vile pieces of garbage.
Freckles: ...You're a strange boy.
Gage: Hey Pumpkin. You didn't think Gramps dresses like a crazy person do you? No you don't! You love Grampy don't you?
Pumpkin: eehehehe Grampy no tickles! No tickles!
Gage: What's that? More tickles?
D'awww. Warms your heart. ♥
Cupcake and Freckles went out and play catch in the back yard.
Cupcake: I SAID I WAS FRAGILE MUM! DON'T TRY AND KILL ME! shit this was a bad idea
But I think maybe Cupcake regrets his decision.
mmmmkay! We're done for this update. Also. Shit son. This generation is going to take forever. :( I'm sorry guys. Please don't hate me. *wibble*