Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 3.4
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When we last left the Iridescences, Hazard and Jeb had their third child, Lucky, Vigor made his imaginary friend, Stardust, real (and they bother grew up into some hella hotties), Envy grew into a child and proved she's the most insane person to grace this legacy, and Karim passed on due to old age and my boredom of him being around any longer, lol. Oh and the poll to include Vigor as a possible heir won out in his favor - 24 yes, 5 no.
We start 3.4 with my installation of University...
...Which prompted this little strutting weirdo to show up.
Llama Mascot: Heyyyyy ya'll! Wanna know what its like to become horribly in debt and still not be guaranteed a good job? Well then come on down to Sims University! :D
Maybe I will send my heir there. Maybe...
Hazard: Ugh, are those wrinkles? The Emperor of Evil can't get old. This is completely unacceptable. Perhaps I should begin sucking the lives out of little children to regain my youth and beauty.
O.O
Stardust: Logically, if we were to just set the school on fire, then we wouldn't have anymore homework, yes? Although I'm still undecided on whether it would be more or less beneficial if we did it while everyone was still inside. The people of this world are so terribly dull, don't you think? But then again, the likelihood of getting caught is pretty high. I'm torn.
Vigor: You... what? We can't-- no, we can't do that! That's insane, not to mention it'll destroy all the things I have yet to steal from everyone's lockers. But if you really wanna set something on fire, I'm not against doing it to this homework. When are we ever going to use this kind of math in real life? FFS.
Ernest: Are you guys planning a massacre without me? For shame. I strangled my last boss to death, so if you need someone with experience...
Stardust: You, penguin-looking human, are my new favorite person.
This will end well -__-
As if the game knew their little murder fantasies (okay, Stardust's little murder fantasy), the next day they were taken on a field trip to the graveyard. The fucking graveyard. What kind of school would do that though? Seriously, lol. A little morbid...
This picture basically sums up the girls' personalities. Envy is constantly yelling at shit that can't yell back and Lucky just sits there, ignoring all the insanity around her, and autonomously reads.
This screencap was just to show that I added this new lighting mod that makes things look SO PRETTY OMG. I love how it gradually gets darker and lighter too. Idk why I never had this before.
Oh yeah, and I got Stardust a dog. His name is Scrappy and he'll probably run away like Dalek did at the beginning of this legacy, but no matter. For now he is a cute addition to the madness.
Ernest: * inadvertently ruining lives*
Envy: GET OUT OF MY CHAIR, PEASANT.
This poor girl, lol. I swear nearly every time she wants to "preside over royal court," someone sits in the chair she was going to use. Usually Ernest, cause he likes to sit and stare at people like a creeper when he's not cleaning.
Anyway, later that night, I got the popup that the adults won a free vacation. As I thought this only happened right when children aged up into teenagers, it confused me. But I sent them packing anyway, because the kids needed some alone time to fuck shit up.
Jebidiah:
Of course the first thing I did was allow the kids to skip school, because I care nothing for their grades, so long as they stay high enough that they aren't getting autonomously grounded every other day. I learned that lesson with Autumn pretty damn quickly, lol.
Vigor: So you're like... really pretty in the snow. And I find it wicked hot that you're blood temperature is stabilized like mine, since it lets you wear really skimpy clothing in below freezing temperatures.
Stardust: I don't know whether that's sweet or if you're objectifying me, but either way I enjoy it. I am pretty hot, aren't I? But then again, so are you. We are a superior species in that way, along with countless other reasons.
Vigor: Right, exactly. And as superior species, I think it'd be a good idea if you became my girlfriend, since everyone else isn't worthy of my freakishly large alien penis. Well, that is, if you want to...
Stardust: You had me at 'freakishly large alien penis'.
Vigor: Great, so--Mmpph!!
Stardust: I think to make this official, you should show me your giant alien shlong of love. Just a suggestion.
Vigor:
Yes, yes I believe she is, lol.
Before the hot alien sex, however, they had to get back to the house for their teen party. Because yay, more rebellious things! :D
Stardust: Hi. You're quite funny looking, aren't you?
Toby: Yes, yes I am. Does that turn you on?
Kelley: BITCH, GET AWAY FROM MY MAN.
I guess to retaliate, Kelley decided to dance with the first person to show an interest in her.
Kelley: Tehehe, it's so nice to finally be in the presence if a real man!
Toby: (Dafuq? What kind of 'real man' dances like that?!)
Vigor: Oh, hi dad. No, it's nothing to worry about, Envy's just screaming at the fridge again. She-- wait, what? That nosy bitch called the cops? Omg-- No, it's fine, I just... uh, I have to go... pee... *hangs up phone*
Vigor: EVERYONE GTFO, THE COPS ARE COMING!! /GIANT FLAIL OF DOOM
Intensely amused at how Scot just flies the fuck out of dodge with his dinky ass wings.
Lucky: HARK! A PIG COMETH FROM THE DISTANCE!
Hazard needs to stop calling the police names in front of his children, lol. Also Lucky needs to read more than just Shakespeare.
Officer Whoever: *struts up like he owns the joint*
Vigor: HEY. You can't just walk in to someone's house like this. There are kids in here! You could be a pedophile in disguise! What kind of cop are you, GTFO.
Officer Whoever: Sorry, man. I just got a complaint about noise and wanted to--
Vigor: GET. OUT.
Officer Whoever: ...Yeah, okay :[
Stardust: Soo... sex time now?
Vigor: Dude, my sister's right here.
Vigor: But, then again... she is crazy...
Vigor: So maybe she won't notice.
Envy: I hope your teenage idiocy causes you to birth an alien spawn with six heads and tentacles.
Apparently they cared not for her judgement, lol.
Meanwhile, Envy decided to vent her frustration on an unsuspecting snow man.
Envy: What do you mean my comment was rude and uncalled for? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? You wanna defend them? Them? Well, I'll show you who's right, BITCH.
Envy:
Envy: ...AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!
OMG YOU GUYS ITS A FAT SIM. You don't even understand, I never see fat sims in my game. Idk why :/
This was an amusing glitch, lol. Turns out the alien fuckfest did result in a child, however apparently my teen mom clothes glitched all to hell and Stardust just became a floating head and feet xD Unfortunately, trying to swap out the glitched clothing with something that (I thought) would work didn't help, so I had to terminate her pregnancy :[ Did not want half a sim floating around the house, lol.
BIRTHDAY SPARKLESSSS!
Dayum!
This little hottie rolled socially awkward, which I think went without saying anyway, but yeah xD Apparently this is now a trait with University.
Of course she got to work right away on her alchemy skill, since if she wants to start making an army of zombies she's going to have to find someway to turn them all.
A handful of time later, this dude literally beelines it into the house and runs up to Envy like his ass is on fire. The boy didn't even bother to ring the doorbell. Rude.
Torrance: PRETTY GIRL, PRETTY GIRL!!
Envy: Oh good, you're just in time. You see, as well as being the personification of Hades, I am also a bad ass witch, and for my next spell I need a human sacrifice.
Envy: So whuddaya say? Will you allow me to carve out your innards with a rusty knife? I'd be ever so grateful.
Lucky: (JFC, the lack of intelligence and sanity in this house hurts my brain.)
Torrance: Uh, no. I actually just came here cause my hot girl senses were tingling and I wanted to get laid. But if you're not offering that, then I think it's time for me to go.
Hazard: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT WANTING TO VIOLATE MY DAUGHTER?!
Torrance: No, I-- ahh, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Right, yeah. The adults came back at some point, lol. I forgot to document that, however. In fact, a lot of this entry is lacking them. I wanted to put the focus on the kids, since the heir poll is in this post xD
Speaking of kids, I stalked Hope's second child. FINALLY ONE OF THEM HAS A GIRL, FFS. This is Imelda. She's cute but has an awful name :/ Still doesn't beat Nawwaf though, haha.
Prom night! Stardust and Vigor went together of course, and Envy said 'fuck the system' and went in jeans because, well... she never dresses appropriately, lol.
And then this happened. Idk how o.O She's not exactly the world's most appealing individual. At least personality wise xD
He's cute though ^_^ We'll see how long this lasts, lol.
I love their prom picture. It's so cute!
FYEAH, MORE BIRTHDAY SPARKLES.
Aww, she turned out so adorable! And she looks a hell of a lot like her grandfather, Karim. Lucky rolled Eco-Friendly.
Also, check out the background of this picture. I couldn't help but include it, since it pretty much shows how much of a complete fuckery this house is xD
Oh yeah, I finally found Richard, Joy and Omar's child. I fear for him when he grows up, since he's probably gonna get Omar's nose and it will be rather unfortunate.
Anyway, since Lucky likes to read 24/7, I finally decided to send her to the library. It was there that she met her soulmate. Or at least, who I'm going to be pushing her to date later on because they are SO PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER.
Lucky: Omg, don't you find it so taxing trying to talk to those with an average IQ? I'm always like ugh, please go bore someone else with your subpar intelligence.
Regan: I know exactly what you mean! Wow, you are such a breath of fresh air! Do you want to go solve quadratic equations for fun with me later? I've been looking for someone to do that with for ages.
Lucky: That sounds great, sure!
Regan: (Omg, smart AND hot. I hit the jackpot with this one!)
I have no idea who made the grim reaper snowman, but I'm assuming it's presence is Hazard's fault, lol.
I've actually never seen this one before, so yay new things!
Anyway, later that day I decided to have Envy ask her possible new boyfriend out on a date. He accepted.
Jan: Oh man, I can't believe the prettiest girl in school asked me out! I'm so flattered.
Envy: Okay, first of all, I am not a girl. I am a God. If you'd like to make this... thing between us something more substantial, then you will have to address me by my deity name: Hades.
Jan: Is this... some kind of joke...??
Envy: DO NOT PRESUME I EVER JOKE, YOU BLUE TIPPED PEASANT. I am your lord and master, and you will respect my authority!
Jan: Whoa, dude. You're fucking nuts. Nevermind, I'm outta here!
This poor girl, lol. I don't know how I'm ever going to get her to date someone, let along marry them xD She scares everyone away. After the bad date her relationship meter with this dude cut in half xD
Anyway, I leave you all with Stardust, who apparently hates clowns.
Stardust: KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALLLLLLL!!!
HEIR POLL TIME!
Who would you like to see lead the GREEN generation?
POLL CLOSED! Results will be revealed in the next entry.
The Legacy Continues Here...