Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 3.5
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When we last left the Iridescences, well... it's been a little while. I got kind of sidetracked, lol. Anyway, when we last left them, Vigor and Stardust became an item, Envy grew up to be ridiculously hot (however has a really hard time talking to people, as she's both insane and socially awkward), Hazard freaked out over getting older, and Lucky met herself a like-minded boy genius named Regan.
We start 3.5 with Hazard and Jeb, who are still basically the cutest thing ever.
Jebidiah: Pookiebear, I know the kids have been taking up all of our time lately, but I just want to tell you that you're still the most beautiful man that I have ever had the pleasure to lay eyes on.
Hazard: Aww, my little poodlemuffin, you really are the best sidekick an evil mastermind could ever ask for.
But apparently Hazard and Jeb aren't the only ones who are feelin' the love tonight...
Stardust: YES, BABY! PENETRATE ME WITH YOUR FREAKISHLY LARGE ALIEN PENIS; I WELCOME THE INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION OF MY VAGINAL WALLS!
Vigor: As you wish, my Queen. Be prepared for an... *dramatic pause* alien invasion!
/facepalm
Envy: Those little bitches over there, I swear to god. They think just cause they're aliens that they can't reproduce without wanting to. The joke's on them though, because I foresaw the spawn of evil that Stardust will be carrying, and I'm usually 76.8752% right about these kinds of things. But only if it's raining.... or if a volcano has erupted.
Envy: ....EXCUSE ME? Who are you to tell me who I can and can't gossip about, Mr. Fridge? I can do whatever I damn well please, because I am a GOD, you sub-par temperature controlled storage unit! You wanna start with me? I'll unplug you!
Her and the fridge have never really gotten along, lol.
Oh... well then. So maybe Envy is a little bit psychic? That's... kind of unsettling.
AHAHAHA AT THESE TEEN!MATERNITY CLOTHES THOUGH. I CAN'T.
Jebidiah: Pregnant? You got her pregnant? I GAVE YOU SIX PACKAGES OF CONDOMS, YOUNG MAN, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ASSED TO PUT ON ONE??
Vigor: Dude, chill! Envy said that this kid of ours was like... foretold. That's some pretty cool shit if you ask---
Jebidiah: I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU DON'T PUT A RING ON IT AFTER SHE POPS I WILL BACKHAND YOU, BOY. YOU HAVE DISGRACED YOURSELF, YOU HAVE DISGRACED YOUR FAMILY, AND YOU HAVE DISGRACED YOUR COW.
Vigor: Okay, okay! FFs, man.
So this bitch right here decided to just ignore the concept of 'private property' and wandered into the house uninvited so she could take pictures of everyone. Lucky was the only one who seemed not to mind.
Lucky: Is that my good side? It better be my good side. Do I even have a good side...?
...And then the woman just waltzes into the butler's bedroom and attacks him out of nowhere.
Ernest puts her on her ass though xD Starting to think this dude was secretly in the mafia or something. With his murder plans anyway, I really wouldn't doubt it.
Damn. Envy's starting to get pretty good at this painting stuff! Proud of my little bb :]
Envy: This is not 'painting stuff;' it is an accurate representation of the kingdom that I will soon build in Tartarus, you small-minded peasant.
Jeez, sorry -__-
Anyway, later that day, Lucky got a call from Regan, who politely requested that she meet him at the park. She readily obliged.
Lucky: This is such a beautiful place to take me for a date, Regan. I had thought you would only ever want to meet at the library - for stereotypical storytelling reasons, of course - and gosh, am I ever excited that that wasn't the case!
Regan: Actually, my dear, the library is undergoing renovations and isn't open to the public right now--
Lucky: ...Oh.
Regan: But even if it wasn't, I would still want to bring you here, just to see your beauty rival the sun's radiance.... *pause* Okay, and because I can't afford a trip to anywhere really decent. But regardless! Be my prom date? :D
Lucky: OKAY! *pounces*
Regan: --Mmph!
Meanwhile, on the other side of town...
Kizzy: ...Dude what's on your face?
Envy: It seems no one accepts me as the deity that I am, so I decided to further the point by giving myself a crown. Effective, yes?
Kizzy: OH SHIZ. A DEITY? Omg, I've been looking for someone new to worship! Satan was so last season, y'know?
Aww, the foundation for a solid friendship ^_^ lol
Everyone: *collective 'hey look, it's the town crazy'*
Nawwaf: HADES HAS COME FOR US! RUN, YOU FOOLS! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!
Nawwaf, you're drunk. Go home.
Obligatory chess-faces-are-the-cutest picture.
You know, I got this dog for Stardust, and yet it ended up being BFFs with Hazard. Idk man, maybe it can smell the power and glory of his evil ways. Or he just moisturizes with bacon grease.
Gold ended up having her first child! Finally. This is Conrad, because apparently boys run rampant with the siblings.
Haha. Labor derp is my favorite derp, you guys.
So it seemed that Envy's prediction that this child was to become some sort of demon-alien god spread around town, because while Stardust was busy popping it out, the hospital gathered quite the supernatural crowd.
Meet Faye, she is clumbsy and a loner.
Bob, King of the Faeries: Dat bitch right there? That's my homegurl. We gonna be tight once she's older, yo. Gonna kill my enemies for me and everythin'.
Joan the Witch: I really want to slap that bad grammar right out of you.
Bob, King of the Faeries: STARTIN' WITH YOU, HO.
Isn't she just the most precious thing in the whole world? jhdsfjkdbsf /flailing. But... yeah, anyway, you see the pink hair? Unfortunately that means that Faye will not be part of the legacy, as Vigor did not win heir. But I still love her regardless, because I mean, look at her.
Stardust: ...Aw, shit.
Stardust: VIGOR, STOP YOUR MOTHER THIS INSTANT! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS---AHHH...!!
Seems the in-laws wanted to have a talk with the mother of their grandchild, lol.
Jebidiah:
Vigor: ---Motherfucker!
This has been happening all over the house to everyone, lol. Seems Envy got a little bored.
I just can't with this child. She's perfect ^_^ Also she seems to like Lucky more than her own parents, but hey.
The next day, Stardust and Vigor had their duel-birthday parties, as it was time for them to grow the fuck up and become adults.
Vigor: Hm. I wish for... a million dollars!
lol, good luck with that one.
Hazard: AHAHA, YOU'RE GETTING OLD.
Stardust: Watch me care; age is gonna look hot on me!
...And so it did xD For the both of them!
Vigor rolled Good Sense of Humor and Stardust rolled Unflirty.
Hope: You're old.
Joy: You're old!
Hope: You do realize that you're the only sibling without any children, right? You're not getting any younger; so step up, be a real man, and procreate!
Deceit: ...You can fuck right off, saggy!tits.
I'm gonna miss them once gen four starts, you guys.
Ernest: *chillin'*
Jebidiah: Dude, get out of the sink!
This lot has been glitching all to fuck lately. Once Gen four starts they're gonna move, lol.
This picture pretty much sums up Envy's entire life, lol.
We pause this legacy to give you a brief moment to appreciate Hazard's evil face of absolute perfection.
... As you were.
THESE GRADUATION HATS THO. WHY.
Vigor: My dad says I have to marry you, so do it?
Stardust: I could live with that. Plus this ring is expensive as fuck, so yes!
...Uh, how romantic? lol
Vigor and Stardust do very much love each other though, despite their failure at romance. But hey, no one's perfect.
lol, and of course the baby has to disrupt the ceremony.
Jebidiah: GUYS, GUYS, LOOK AT ME! I'm getting older!
This kitchen man, I swear. Everyone always ages up in it even if I don't buy them a cake and it becomes crowded as fuck, lol.
Envy and Lucky had to leave the wedding early to go to prom, and during it Lucky and Regan made it official while Envy somehow managed to snag the title of prom queen. Without any friends. At all. Ever.
lol, idk xD
Okay, I didn't know the paparazzi could take pictures through the window and that's super creepy.
EEP! HAZARD, YOU ARE THE CUTEST ELDER EVER PLEASE HUG ME AND LOVE ME AND KNIT SOCKS AND PLAY CRIBBAGE.
Birthday time! Envy rolled childish, which is about accurate xD
Envy immediately took the University aptitude test, because I thought that making her life more painful by throwing her into social situations that she could never possibly handle would be amusing, lol.
Not bad!
Lucky: So if Envy is going off to college, does that mean I'm the heir?!!
Lucky: ...What? :[
Sorry. The final score was:
Envy: 20
Vigor: 11
Lucky: 2
Envy: BE PREPARED FOR MY REIN OF TERROR, PEASANTS! MUHAHAHAHA....
Oh dear, lol.
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