Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 4.1
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When we last left the Iridescences, Hazard and Jeb aged up into elders, Vigor and Stardust got married and had their first child, Faye, Lucky found true love, and Envy - this generation's heir - continued to prove that she has no social skills whatsoever, which apparently meant that I should torture myself some more and put her into one of the biggest social situations ever: college.
Before we start 4.1, I should let you know that my save file for this legacy had started to become too large and was making everything slow and glitchy, so I packed them all up via Porter and moved them to Appaloosa Plains. Once Envy gets back from college you'll see the changes, but for now...
LOOK AT HOW CUTE SHE IS IN HER DORM! ❤
refresher course on our newest heir:
insane, socially awkward, artistic, childish, grumpy
ltw: zombie master
As Envy is artistic and was granted 18 Fine Art credits during her aptitude test, I decided it would be pertinent for her to go for that degree, even though in the end it doesn't further the Art Appraiser career - which is what I am having her strive towards - in the slightest. I have no idea why :/ Really doesn't make that much sense, but I digress.
As the Art Appraiser career is only available if you reach the top influence with the rebels, Envy spent most of her time at college dumpster diving.
...Attractive.
Oh right, and every single party she attended - without fail - she autonomously started streaking.
Envy: Look upon the body of a God and weep, you insignificant cretins! Worship it! Worship me!
This, incidentally, was not the best way to make friends. Her nakedness would almost achieve this, sure, if not for the stuff that spewed from her lips, lol.
So Envy decided to go a different route, as she had an aptitude for alchemy and quite frankly, it would be a pity if it went to waste.
Seriously though, I've had like three generations of witches and I've never had anyone capitalize on that. Thank god for Envy's LTW, otherwise I probably never would have, lol.
Envy: YOU. You look like a sensible kind of borderline-evil diety worshiper. I am in need of minions - as a God is nothing without its subjects - and I have chosen you to be my first. Look excited.
Asala: ...Dude are you stoned?
Envy: ABRACADABRA! *throws elixir of friendship, aka: the only way Envy will ever get people to like her*
Asala: DAFUQ?!
Asala: Oww, my head. Your Majesty, I apologize, but I think I may have blacked out there for a second. Now, how is it that I may serve you...?
Envy:
Oh... hot damn.
Envy: I will call on you later for sexy!times, my servant. *throws elixir*
Jeffery: What the hell?!
Because seriously how is she supposed to get a love interest otherwise? lol. Every other conversation she puts her foot in her mouth and shit gets awkward xD
Envy: Uh, yeah, I have a question: if I kill you, will that make this class any less boring?
Professor: ....
Cop: Envy Iridescence, you are under arrest for threatening a University Professor. You have the right to remain silent...
Envy: Unhand me, you insolent pig! Do you know who I am?!
At least she's getting in good with the rebels, lol.
However, merely throwing elixirs at everyone to gain worshipers wasn't quite cutting it, so Envy decided to hold a very public, very rowdy rally, because people are sheep and if given enough fodder will follow the rest of the herd.
Envy: And if you accept me, Hades, as your lord and savior, murder will not only be permitted, but encouraged so that I may finally populate the kingdom that was lost to me so many eons ago! So run, run my little puppets, and be free!
Denise: You are a false deity! KILL THE IMPOSTOR! *attacks*
Envy: BOOM, BITCH. Don't mess with the King of the Underworld.
Her heroic smackdown of a nonbeliever seemed to further her little cult, and she was instantly worshiped by the masses.
Envy: Yes, yes, I will choose three of you to feed me grapes later. The signup sheet is posted in the lobby.
Hanna: You're... him, aren't you? Hades, trapped in the body of a mortal girl. Oh my god, you're... you're so pretty...
Envy: Why thank you, attractive dark side devotee. Now, show your God how much you love her... him. Me.
The more her cult grew, the more popular Envy got. She was invited to a ridiculous amount of parties ^_^
Envy: I AM THE GOD OF ALL! FOLLOW ME, SIMPLE-MINDED PEASANTS, AND BE REWARDED!
lol, remind you of anyone?
Envy: Alright, let's just get this out in the open. You have been chosen as my right-hand man, solely because you are attractive. And if you don't love me in all the ways that I request, then I will set you on fire.
Jeffery: Well, I've never been a fan of burning, so c'mere!
Are you... making out with his nose? o.O
Go figure.
Alright, I'm taking a moment to appreciate the 'sketch nude' positions because oh my god are they hilarious, lol.
Jeffery: GASP! I HAVE A HAND!
Anyway, finally Envy's two terms were up, and she graduated with A's and made the Dean's list. She also made top rebel influence, which not only gave her the job offer that I wanted, but an extra trait. She rolled natural cook.
Envy: FYEAH, I'M THE SHIT!
Yes, dear. Yes you are.
Back to Appaloosa Plains! The families total net worth was around 225k, so I gave each of them (Envy, Hazard and Jeb, Stardust and Vigor) 75k and split them up, because I was tired of everyone living and dying under one roof, lol. Also they were all way too rich. Not that 75k is poor but I didn't want her completely starting over from scratch either.
Anyway, this is Envy's house. I was lazy and used a premade, but I did decorate it at least, lol.
This is Hazard and Jeb's house, and they live right across the street :D When they die though, I'm gonna steal their graves and put them in the new legacy house.
And this is Vigor and Stardust's house. They live a few streets down.
Envy, wanting to keep up on the happenings of her cult, had made a web forum where she could communicate readily with all her followers. Two days after leaving University, she learned something vital to her reign: Hanna, one of her biggest worshipers, had posted that she had dreamed of their God's heir. This child, born of dark magic and the Fae, would one day find a unicorn and when Envy bathed in its blood, she would become immortal and ascend back to her rightful place upon the throne of the Underworld.
Envy, already knowing a man of the Fae, decided to secure her fate.
Envy: Hi, Jeffery? It's your master. Get your ass down to Appaloosa; I have an offer for you.
He agreed to meet her the next morning.
Envy: You, my loyal servant, are about to become a very lucky man, because you are sexy as hell despite the fact that for some reason your wings are no longer showing up.
It was a glitch caused by my outdated decensor mod, but I fixed it later. Once I could be bothered to, anyway, which wasn't for a bit xD Idk why it worked it University and not Appaloosa Plains though. Strange.
Jeffery: Oh my Lord, you flatter me!
Envy: As I should.
Envy: It is come to my attention that to ascend back to my rightful place on the throne I will need to bear children by a member of the Fae, and since your penis has wings, that means you.
Jeffery: Wait, wha-- you wanna have a baby?!
Envy: Yes, and if you decline I will flay you alive. But not to worry, my loyal lump, this won't come until after I've further myself a little in my chosen career. For now, however, I require your signature on this contract I drew up.
Jeffery: I... uh, okay...?
Envy: Good boy.
IF ANY OF YOU EVER NEEDED PROOF THAT SHE IS TRULY A GOD, I THINK WALKING ON WATER DOES THE TRICK, DON'T YOU? lol
This, however, caused my game to crash. Which incidentally seemed to fuck up everything with Jeffery, as he was visiting at the time and then when I reloaded, he was gone and no matter what I did, no matter how long I waited, I was unable to invite him back. Damn option was greyed out -__- So no babies with him, but whatever. Other fish in the sea!
These bitches are getting way too comfortable in the new house, lol.
BONEHILDA! I figured I needed to have her at least once, and who else would get an undead maid besides Envy? Haha.
Anyway, it was time Envy got to work on her LTW, so I had her make her first Potent Zombification elixir.
Envy: You shall be my first minion in the Underworld, lucky peasant!
Zac:
Zombie Count: 1/10
Idk how I'm going to achieve this. The damn ingredients are hard as hell to find, fhsdjkfhdgjk. I was lucky I stumbled upon the stuff to make one. Hopefully I can get her the collection helper later on down the road, but we'll see.
Oh, hello. You could be a nice substitute for Jeffery.
...He is a fairy, btw, I just still couldn't be assed to fix the problem at this point, lol.
Envy: Hello, I am your Lord and Savior, Hades. I require your sperm, so please donate it to me at your--no sorry, my earliest convenience.
Eli: LOL, IS DIS BITCH 4 REAL?
Envy:
Envy: Fuck this noise. I have no time for insubordination; time to break out Grandma's lamp!
Fun fact: I purchased this LTR with Energy's points, yet kept it in the heirs' inventories untouched up until now. I just didn't have anything fun to do with it. Now I do :P
Envy: Hi there, smurf looking creature. I am in need of your services; make that bartender love me?
Genie: On it.
This was both intensely frightening and hella cool, lol.
Eli: Wow, you're just so... wow. I've never been in the presence of a God before, I'm so humbled by your greatness and your unfathomable beauty! ...Which is strange since I think five minutes ago I thought you were batshit.
Envy: Quiet. Your voice grates on my nerves; hopefully it won't be passed down to our future child. Which I'm still not entirely ready for, by the way, but for now, you will sign this contract that states I will be using your sperm for procreation in the near future---
Envy: And we shall seal the deal with a kiss!
Anyway, we pause this legacy for a moment to give you a brief update on Vigor and Stardust's children. Yes, children.
LOOK HOW CUTE! This is Aron and his freckles make me so happy I just can't even.
And Faye grew into a child and is still the most adorable thing ever.
Oh yeah, and I should also mention that at some point Lucky decided to move out of her parents' house and in with Vigor and Stardust. Idk why, lol. She could have had a nice house all to herself when they died, but whatever...
Alright so about... I don't know, a week or so into Envy's young adulthood (because time stops when you're at Uni), I decided her career path was stupid, lol. Not that it wasn't fun, but that it was pointless to do that on top of doing alchemy 24/7 so she can do LTW things. So I had her quit and become a full time alchemist, and within the span of a day she went from level 1 to level 9 xD I guess it counted all the money she had acquired from elixirs previously, and since she had mastered alchemy while at Uni, she got through this career path rather quickly. Two days later she reached the top, haha.
But becoming a legit alchemist required that she also have both high fishing and gardening skills (so that she could acquire the proper ingredients), so I sent Envy down the lake to work on at least one of those.
Unfortunately, during this time, this little asshole showed up.
Theif: Muahahaha.
Oh yeah, and guess who forgot to install burglar alarms when they decorated?
The thief made off with quite the haul, lol. Oh well. Anyway, since Envy had reached the top of her profession, she decided it was high time for babies, so she gave Eli a call.
Envy: I am in need of your penis, come asap - bring cherry flavored lube.
Eli: My Lord, I'm so honored that you called. I just want to--
Envy: Hush. Let's just get this over with. You may now enter my domain.
*some time later*
Envy: You have successfully fertilized me. You may see yourself out now.
Eli: Uh... thanks? That was, um... great. I guess.
Envy: You damn right.
By the way, I fixed the wing problem. Not that this is a great picture of it or anything, but they're there. Finally, lol.
...BOOM!
PREGNANT! :D
The next day was Spooky Day, so Envy decided to invite the family over for a costume party.
...Mainly so she could torture them.
Envy: I'M PREGNANT WITH A DEMI-GOD! DO YOU HEAR THAT? PREGNANT WITH A UNICORN FINDING DEMI-GOD, BITCH! BAHAHAHA.
Lucky: Will you just STAHP?!!! JFC, WOMAN.
Aww, look at Hazard with his red evil glow! I left him at level 9 for his career, so I'm glad he made it to Emperor of Evil all on his own ^_^
Also Hotdog costumes seem to be all the rage this year, idk.
LOL JEB
Trick or treaters! I've never gotten them before! I always just thought you had to send your children out, not that others would come. Aww, yay.
Envy: I am only giving you this if you accept me as your one true God.
Teenage Girl: Whatever lady, just gimme the candy.
Also, wtf hotdog costumes.
PREGNANT BELLY DANCING IS THE BEST DANCING OMG. Also yay, better picture of Eli's wings!
And now, I leave you with this...
Envy: Oh god, I think the baby ruptured by spleen!
...because I'm cruel xD
The Legacy Continues Here...
Also, I finally have the whole green generation up for download! Feel free to snag :D