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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY:
Velvet Mace's complete (I think) list of fics.
Oh and Mom -- no you REALLY don't want to read any of this. Trust me.
Since Memories are so troublesome, I thought I'd make a separate master list of fics, for everyone's convenience, especially mine.
MASTER LIST OF ESSAYS, RANTS and COMMENTARY Fun with Meta!
ORIGINAL NOVEL: Undesirable (holy cow, not fanfic, WTF BBQ!) 25 years ago Vampires ended the Cold War by staging a coup and taking over. Today George Handle just wants to get home to his ordinary life after a long business trip, but that becomes nearly impossible once his little secret gets out, and he goes from being a nobody to fucking Helen of fucking Troy. Porn with Plot/humor/angst/romance/horror (yes damn it, I can pull that off). Mostly Slash, some Het, some 3 or moresomes. WARNING: Non-con, mind control, kidnapping, bondage, toys, kink, violence. NC-17. Prologue 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
NON-FMA FICS
TETRIS PORN R, yep. Tetris. The game with the blocks. Yep porn. Nope, not brainsafe. Crack.
IT'S JUST HER NATURE PG Harry Potter fandom, Hagrid, McGonagall, implied Harry x Entire Quiddich team. Not Brain Safe. Crack.
CANON RAPE R HP Fandom/FMA Fandom, Rape. Squick. Violence. Wank. Homosexuality. Spoilers. NWS, NBS Crack oh howdy.
SPOONFIC Collab with midnightbanshee Spoon x Spork x Fork. NBS. Crack. Suggestive cutlery.
A PERFECT FIT PG-13 Crack Chair x Desk. Angst.
INNOCENCE LOST PG-13 Teletubbie Fandom (is there such a thing?). Tinkie Winkie x La La x Po, A Morally Upright Person/the Teletubbies. NBS. Crack. Snideness towards the Religious Right.
MIXED GENRES PG. Angst x Humor, Angst x Other Genres. Angst was never a happy child.
BBC SHERLOCK
THE PROPOSITION NC-17, Sherlock/John with Matchmaker!Mycroft. Affable evil, dub-con, manipulation, heavy D/s. John faces an ultimatum: sleep with Sherlock, or lose everything he cares about.
SLOW SWEET SURRENDER NC-17, sequel to The Proposition, Sherlock/John with Meddlesome!Mycroft. Bondage, non-con, heavy D/s. A dispute erupts when Sherlock tells John the truth about how fucked up his situation is.
AND IT JUST GOT WORSE.... R, Genfic, Sally Donovan and Sherlock Holmes. Torture, kidnapping, humiliation, nudity, but no rape. Sally and Sherlock must move past their animosity and bond together to survive kidnapping and torture at the hands of a shady, vengeful group.
Everyone Loves Mycroft NC-17, Mycroft/Lestrade, Mycroft/Sally, Mycroft/Anderson, Mycroft/Molly, Mycroft/Dimmock. Mycroft has an unusual hobby. Crack. BDSM in one part.
The Pleasure-Dome Hotel Collab with raiining NC-17+, Sherlock/John. In a world were everyone is either a sub or a dom, Sherlock investigates a murder and discovers something that changes his life. BDSM. Case!fic.
Droit de Seigneur NC-17. Evil!Overlord!Mycroft/John. A dark AU where Mycroft rules the world and will do anything to control Sherlock. What Sherlock has, Mycroft wants, and what Mycroft wants, he gets. Includes rape, kidnapping, and several other squicky/triggering things which would spoil the plot to mention. Read at your own risk.
Dirty Little Secret PG-13. Mycroft/John. John learns he's been married to Mycroft for several months.
Everything Changes PG-13. Sherlock/John. Left Hand of Darkness (sorta) crossover. Everyone is a hermaphadite. Mpreg.
The Spirit Child R. Gen. Sherlock and John. Possibly the darkest, creepiest thing I've ever written. Sometimes psychosis is the less terrifying explanation. HORROR. Violence. Squick. Other things I've not labeled but may upset. Not for those who have triggers or are sensitive. Read at your own risk.
Mate NC-17. Mycroft/Lestrade. Mycroft has his life and ambitions pretty much order: First set his errant brother straight, next take over the world. But to do the former seems impossible, while the latter requires that he find a mate -- a rare human whose blood is capable of helping him create vampires. Both his answers come in the shape of one man: Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade. The problem? Mates can't be forced and Lestrade has no interest in becoming Mycroft's. Some bloodplay, and mindcontrol, as you'd expect from a vampire fic.
Thrall Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5 and Epilogue NC-17, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade (established). Sequel to Mate. Sherlock is sober, but his life is still spiraling down hill. Despite this, he has resisted the notion of ever getting a mate. The very idea of having a human balancing his life is abhorrent. As Mycroft, a case, and a new flatmate all vie for his attention, he misses the most important clue of his life: that his mate has found him. Vampire!AU, violence, non-con themes.
The Secret. NC-17. John has a hopeless crush on Sherlock. To prevent Sherlock from realizing it, and the ensuing awkwardness and hopelessness, he locks his libido away and wills himself asexual. Fail!sex and impotence issues.
Oral Fixation R. John/Sherlock. John has no idea what he's doing with that beer bottle. Humor.
Dreaming of Forgiveness. R. Mycroft/John, past Sherlock/John. When Sherlock dies in an explosion, John blames himself and Mycroft blames John, too. What will it take to earn Mycroft's forgiveness. Off screen character death (natch), cooersion, non-con, false imprisonment, drugs, and Mycroft at his creepiest and most vengeful.
Immortal Love R+. Sherlock kissed his brow. "I've done a supremely selfish thing, John. But, god help me, I love you. I couldn't let you go." Vampirism. Dub-con.
A Little Social Game NC-17. Mycroft/Sherlock/John. John is no match for the Holmes brothers when they put aside their bickering and cooperate. Shameless manipulation, dub-con and incest.
Catharsis PG, Gen, Molly and Sarah. Sarah wants to see the body of the woman who almost killed her. Morbidity.
Between a Tornado and a Hurricane NC-17, Mycroft/Sherlock/Fem!John. Sherlock thinks he's dating Joan Watson. Mycroft knows he is. Joan is the only one who thinks this might be a potential problem. PWP, Incest, genderswitch, rimming, double penetration, wrestling, bickering and awkwardness. Otherwise completely consensual.
Stolen Moments NC-17, Sherlock/John. Sherlock has become obsessed with his flatmate. Hypnotizing John to let Sherlock do what he likes seems the logical solution. Non-con, hypnosis, case oriented violence, dark.
For SCIENCE! R, Sherlock/John, Portal 2 Crossover AU. Cave Johnson's throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. Sherlock's one of boys in the lab and John's a "volunteer" they found on a park bench. Dark!Humor, non-con, kidnapping, affably!evil characters. Spoilers for Portal 2.
Smiley Face PG-13, Gen, Sherlock and John. Sherlock is over that razor-thin edge alluded to by Donovan: a serial killer not motivated by enjoyment but by his characteristic boredom.
Chameleon: R, Sherlock/John, Sebastian Moran/John, Sentinel Crossover. n a world filled with Sentinels with heightened senses, strength and endurance, and Guides, with seductive empathy, who knew that seeming "ordinary" could be John's greatest strength. Warning: Forced Bonding, Non-con, coercion, imprisonment, incesty vibes, mild violence. Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, TBC
Collared: NC-17, Slavery, non-con, angst, violence, AU. In a world where the British Empire is still strong and slavery is her economic backbone, John has become a terrorist for the abolitionist movement. He is caught by Mycroft, enslaved, and given to Sherlock for training. The goal: To test a new kind of slave collar with the power to break even the strongest willed fighter. One that will make even John learn to love being a slave.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 TBC
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
CYCLES and MULTIPARTERS
PAWNS: Rating PG-13… shaaaaading towards R in places. Drama/Plotfic AT Torture. Prison. Al x Win, Roy x Ed (chapter 7 on). Al is flesh, Ed is retired, Winry is in love, and Roy is in jail. And the Army wants all of them, willing or not, for a sinister purpose.
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PETS: Rating NC-17. Smut/Plotfic AU Rape, kidnapping, toys, slavery, kink, drugs. Multiple pairings, both Het and Yaoi, involving pretty much the entire FMA cast. Once Ed and Al sent out letters in hopes of finding their missing father, but instead they were found by Greed. Five years later Ed sends out letters again in hopes that the military can rescue him and his brother from a life of decadence, cruelty and crime.
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ABUSE CYCLE: Power corrupts, and what is right and decent is often shoved aside the sake of personal agendas. Fics rated and paired individually. They can be read individually or in sequence. Full of angst.
TOO YOUNG Drama. PG Tucker/Ed, shota. manipulation.
CIGARETTES Angst. G, Havoc, Ed (GEN)
SUCH INNOCENCE Angst/Introspection G, (GEN)
RIPE Hard R Gran/Ed. Drama/smut Shota, non-con.
SELFISH AND CRUEL NC-17 Kimbley/Ed. Pure Smut/PWP, rape.
USE Hard R Archer/Ed. Angst/smut dubious consent.
REVALATIONS NC-17 Archer/Kimbley/Roy. Drama/Smut Rape.
WIFE CYCLE: Convincing Ed to be a concubine requires intelligence, persistence, and a tolerance for being beaten into the floor. Fic's rated and paired individually, Primarily Ling/Ed. Fics can be read individually or in sequence. Mostly fluff and crack. Spoilers for Chapter 54 of the Manga.
WIFE NC-17 Ling/Ed Humor/smut
FOOD FIGHT PG Ling/Ed Humor/fluff
PHOTOGRAPHS Hard R, Ling/Ed Humor/smut. Cross dressing.
GAME NC-17 Roy/Ling Humor/smut. Manipulation.
SENSATION NC-17 Armor!Al/Ed some Ling/Ed. Crack/Angst/Smut WTFness.
BITE NC-17 Greed/Ling/Roy Angst/Smut non-con, manipulation.
CHOICES NC-17 Greed/Ed, Ling/Ed Angst/smut non-con, kidnapping, angst.
KITTY!AL CYCLE Roy/Chimera!Al Angsty and disturbing with a side of squick. Fics rated individually. Based on a series of pictures by youkofujima Spoilers for the end of the anime. After giving up his career, his looks, his life for the sake of others, was it so wrong for Roy to want a reward?
THE PERFECT COMPANION NC-17, Roy/Al. Smut. Non-con, bondage, domination, squick.
SACRIFICE R+ Roy/Al, Tucker. Plot/Angst/Drama. Non-con, bondage, squick.
SAVIOR NC-17, Roy/Al/Ed. Plot, smut. Non-con, bondage, domination, squick.
GIFTS CYCLE: Humunculus!Roy/Roy/Ed Serious mindfuckery. Squick. Angst. Manga AU. Written before Chapter 54. Fics best read in sequence. Individually rated and paired. Greed wanted to take everything from Roy. His life, his friends, his self-respect, his sanity.
GIFTS R+ Greed!Roy/Roy. Angst/plot/squick Rape, emotional torture, psychological torture, torture, manipulation, kidnapping, bondage, forced voyeurism.
TOY NC-17+ Greed!Roy/Roy/Ed. Angst/smut/squick Rape, kidnapping, forced voyeurism, emotional torture.
REFLECTIONPG Roy x Greed, Roy x Ed, Angst/plot/drama. psychological issues, violence.
CONTRACTS CYCLE: AU Pairings vary by story. Every kink I could think of and a few I made up. Fics can be read individually or in sequence. To lure Ed and Al into military contracts, Roy is willing to be a bastard. To get out of those contracts again, Ed and Al are willing to do pretty much every sexual kink in the book.
THE THIRD RULE NC-17 Roy/Ed. Humor/smut Dubious Con, crossdressing, bondage. Manipulation.
REVENGE NC-17 Roy/Ed Humor/Smut. non-con, spanking, bondage, gag.
GOOD CLEAN FUN NC-17 Roy/Ed Angst/Smut. Dubious Con, bathplay, bondage, gag. manipulation
MARIGOLD NC-17, Roy/AL Smut non-con, bondage, toys. manipulation
BETRAYAL NC-17 Roy/Al Drama/smut non-con/rape, bondage, blindfolds, gag, manipulation.
ROY'S TURN NC-17 Roy/Ed/Al Humor/Smut dubious con, bondage, food, manipulation.
CENTER OF ATTENTION NC-17 Smut. non-con, cross dressing, sensation kink, humiliation.
CRIPPLE ARC: Hohenheim/Ed post Anime series. Crippled in a strange country, without money, or friends, or even alchemy, Ed depends on Hohenheim.
NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH PG-13 Angst. Dubious consent.
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER PG-13 Angst. Dubious consent.
DEPENDENCE R non-con. Angst.
HOUSE OF SMEX This is my contribution to an AU universe that lives over here: houseofsmex. Riza's Pregnancy
THE FIRST INDIGINTY G Humor
THE SECOND INDIGNITY G Humor
20-Inkspots ROY/ED Collab with Midnightbanshee
Blinded by the Light PG-13 Shota.
BREAD AND CIRCUSES ARC NC-17 AU where the military has a romanesque attitude, and a love for blood and sex. Fic's best read in order, paired individually.
The Test Ed x Hand, Ed x the Interview board. Before Ed can join the military, he must prove how willing he is to follow the lascivious commands of the Brass. Warning Shota, non-con, voyeurism.
Punishment Roy x Ed x military brass. A simple mistake results in a cruel and degrading punishment for Ed. Shota, non-con (for both Roy and Ed), bondage, horse-kink, spanking, voyeurism.
Truth and Consequences Armsrong x Ed, implied Roy x Ed. When Ed goes AWOL, the military attempts to bring him back into line. Non-con, bondage, spanking, Armstrong.
GENDERSWITCH AL ARC This started with the idea of "how can genderswitch make sense from both a logistical and emotional stand point?" It turned into something really, really dark.
DO NO HARM AL/Medical Exam from Hell Hard R, Drama, Angst, Genderswitch -- A prisoner of war, Al is subjected to alchemic experiments.
STEPPING STONE TO IMMORTALITY Ling/Girl!Al. NC-17, Drama, Angst, Genderswitch, Dubious Con for both Al and Ling. Ling's ambitions are derailed by a damsel in distress. But even with his his fighting skills, his rank and his intelligence, how much can he actually do for Al? How can he protect Al from the Emperor himself?
ZOOFIC: Zoofic is Anax's crack AU, which he invited other people to write for. The concept being the FMA characters are animals rather than people. It is hosted over here: zoo_gnosis.
THE MUSTANG CONTROL CENTER G. Crack
PACK BEHAVIOR PG-13 violence. Crack
ZOOFIC OT3 Colab with sky_dark NC-17, Mustang x Edward x Alphonse. Crack/smut.
THE GREED AND THE LING R, Greed x Ling. Dubious con. Crack.
THE FUHRER'S PACK NC-17, mustang x mustang x mustang, non-con. Drama/Smut/Crack
THE FURHER'S PACK part 2 PG Al, Ed and various mustangs, gen.
FICS BY PAIRINGS
ROY/ED
CRUSH : RATED NC-17 PWP Smut. Roy knows how to end Ed's crush.
ED'S FIRST CLICHÉ'D KISS: PG. Crack. Everything you hate about WAFF.
MERCILESS TORTURE: R Crack, vague Fluff Trapped in an endless dull meeting, what are two horny guys to do? Torture each other in code, of course.
VULNERABLE: NC-17 Drama/Smut Shota, non-con, squick. Takes place about episode 8. To get back into the military, Ed must prove he will follow orders -- no matter how difficult or wrong they may be.
FREEZING RAIN PG-13 Humor. Inadvertent Roy/Ed, dream Roy/Riza. (My first FMA fic) Plus Two ficlets PAMPHLETS PG-13 (Ed + AL) -- Humor, and FIGHTING PRETTY G (Gen) Humor. Blanket fic. Nuff said.
MUSTANG'S TATTOO PG Humor. Ah those office rumors.
A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION R, bondage, humor. Maybe Roy had made a tactical mistake.
UNCOMFORTABLE PG Humor. Gen with hints of Roy/Ed. How DID Ed hide his automail in a skimpy belly dancer's costume?
A Costume and a DatePG-13 Humor/WAFF. Can the Elric brother's rescue Roy from his own laziness?
Epiphany PG-13, Wingfic. Angst/fluff. Can a mistake really be a gift.
ROY/AL
TRUE AGE: R, Shota, Angst. Roy was the only one who saw past his body.
DANGEROUS LIASONS: NC-17 Shota. Crack. PWP. If Roy wanted to have sex at 3 am hanging out second story window, who what Al to object.
HALLOWEEN NC-17 Humor/Smut Shota, toys, kitty-kink. How to play the kitty kink right!
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF AL NC-17 Crack Total churchofelric in joke. The Unbeliever attempts to lure the High Priest away from his True Calling.
ROY/ED/AL
BONDAGE : NC-17 Smut, Non-con, PWP. Ed couldn't keep the idea of being tied up out of his mind.
KITTEN R, squick. Ed and Roy take care of their pet.
NEED Drama/Angst R, non-con, bondage, squick. When Al stopped wearing his brother's clothes, it should have been a good sign.
INNOCENT THOUGHTS R technically Roy/Ed and one sided elricest. Angst. ficlet
BEING REASONABLE NC-17 Dubious con, Genderswitch. Armor!Al. What Ed needed to do was Human transmutation, and for that he needed Roy's help.
ABSOLUTE POWER R AU, slavery, dubious con, plot. The Elric brothers are victorious, the philosopher's stone is theirs -- but too much power is a terrible thing.
ELRICEST
JUST WASHING MY HANDS R, masturbating!Armor!Al, crack.
CONFESSIONAL R+ Armor!Al/Ed, Cornello. Crack/smut. Al should charge for his confessions.
TENDER LOVE PG, angst, non-con. ficlet.
Rarer Pairings
Cornello/Ed PILGRIMS QUARTERS R, Drama. Attempted rape, and ew... Cornello... Why did all the horny old men seem to think Ed was easy prey?
Armstrong/Havoc FAMILY HONOR NC-17. Humor/Smut dubious con, serious wtf-age. At 32 it was time for Armstrong to find love.
Al/Ficus!Chimera PROVING GROUNDS Drama/Angst/Smut Rape, Tentacles, shota, overall wrongness. There was something nasty going on in the building, best let the alchemist deal with it.
Ed/Fletcher AFTERNOON PG. Fluff. With all the stress and worry of Ed's life, it felt good to give something good to someone who needed it.
Ed/Slicer Brothers PREY PG-13+ Angst. All he needed was brother and blood.
Envy/wrath/Ed FATHERHOOD NC-17, Drama/smut. Rape, kidnapping, bondage, squick. Spoilers for Episode 40. "Have you ever thought about having children?"
Greed/Havoc COMING HOME R, Drama/Plot. Kidnapping, drugs, non-con, brainwashing. Inspired by hallidae. He only had a few minutes to think of a way out of his situation before the cycle started again.
Kimbley/Havoc ADDICTION PG-13, Drama. intimidation. Everyone has their needs.
Marcoh/Ed/Al OFF CAMERANC-17 crack/meta. non-con, Just because Ed had to act like a virgin for the cameras didn't mean he had to actually BE a virgin.
Hohenheim/Ed/Al ECHOES OF THE DEADNC-17 Drama/Smut. non-con, manga AU, written before Episode 54. Hohenheim misses Trisha -- holding her sons is the next best thing.
Armor!Al/Armstrongs sparkles TINGLE PG-13, Crack, Not Brain Safe. It's not like Armstrong does anything with them anyway.
Roy/Ed/Riza/Breda/Falman/armor!al/Havoc/Feury/Envy EXIBITIONISM ISN'T COOL PG Crack. ficlet.
Scar/Mary Sue SCAR'S PERFECT MOMENT NC-17 Crack. Horrible writing. It's beyond words.
Ling/Al SLAVE OF THE HEART R, Drama/Plot/Romance Slavery, dubious con, beating. How can he be emperor if he can't rule his own heart?
Tucker/Ed DESCENT INTO HELL R Drama/introspection. Shota, drugs, non-con. Sometimes one is tempted to do something just because he can.
Scar/Ed/Al/Gatelings CONVERGENCER, Drama/Introspection/Angst non-con, shota, manipulation. One last sin and he was done.
Bradley/Roy FREEDOM NC-17+ Pure Smut. Non-con, toys, bondage, kink, humiliation, manipulation. Roy will pay any price for the safety of his people.
Envy/Al CHEATING R …. Oh so wrong… crack. Ficlet.
Lust/Armstrong STRENGTH DIGNITY DISCIPLINE PG Crack ficlet.
Pinako/Roy SPECIAL INGREDIENTR Crack, drugs, dentures, NBS. Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't have a love-life!
Hawkeye/Barry UNHEALTHY DESIRES NC-17, Crack/smut talk of violence, torture, WTF-ness. Barry was unworthy of her lowest attentions, so why did she sleep with him?
(GEN) Al, Hohenheim HEROR Angst. Violence, AU Mangaverse written pre-Chapter 54. ficlet.
Ed/Hei Addiction to Literature PG, Crack. ficlet.
Archinator/Havoc Achinator Collab Collab with circe67 NC-17+, Violence, Rape, Psychological brutality, WTFness, squick. Spoilers if you don't know who the Archinator is. Just how much of Archer IS automail...
Ed/Al/Winry/Sheska The Bulge NC-17 Primarily Yuri. Winry worries that her lovers don't want her anymore.
Bradley/Havoc PAINLESS R, Angst, non-con. Spoilers for Volume 8 manga. ficlet.
Armor!Al/Havoc MELLOW and HAPPY PG-13/R Crack. ficlet.
Ed/Ed/Ed EdT3 NC-17, Crack, Meta. So who would top? Ed, Ed or Ed?
Alter!Tucker and Movie!Al WARD OF THE STATE PG Angst, drama, gen. Ficlet
Greed + Archer + Kimbley AQUISITION PG Drama, gen, kidnapping, hints of OT3ness. Ficlet
Lust/Tucker SOFTNESS NC-17 Drama/Angst. Prison, non-con, femdom, toys, bondage, whipping, manipulation. Lust couldn't just sleep with anyone -- Tucker was it. And if he wasn't the man she wanted right now, when she was done with him, he would be.
Envy/Armor!Al, implied Dante/Ed. ADDICTIVE DESIRES R. Drama. Kidnapping, bizarre psuedo-sex, non-con, wtf. How to get two essentially genderless, asexual characters to have IC, Canon-believable sex. Whew. Let's say it was a serious challenge but I think I succeeded.
Scar Gen Into the Desert G, Introspective ficlet.
Greed x Archer Choice of Evils NC-17, Smut/Plot. Working for Greed had its dangers, and some surprising benefits.
Greed x Girl!Ed Changing Tactics NC-17, Non-con, smut, genderswitch. Greed doesn't like to fight women.
Ed x Hei x Al Contest PG, Ficlet. Jealousy rears its ugly head.
Lust + Ed Fanfic Complaints Department PG, Gen, Meta. With a name like "Lust" one would think she'd get more action.
Roy + OC Too Much of a Good Thing PG, drama, plot, Mary Sue. Roy is called in to deal with an "unusual array." -- Written for the believeable Sue Contest.
Me + Greed/Roy, Royai, Ed/Hei, Ed/Hei/Greedling/Roy Conversations with Muses NC-17 Meta, self-insert, non-con, toys and props, humor, heaping amounts of wish-fulfillment, ridiculous situations, and Muse conversations. Velvet Mace lets her muses attempt to do their job -- pitching porny ideas that fit her perversions.
Breda-Centric Gen The Red Hand R, Violence, drama, plot, pulp. Breda risks himself to save Armstrong's family from a group of Terrorists.
Archer-centric gen, Archer x Kimbley Two Steps Forward, One Step Back PG, Introspection, plot, backstory. Living dangerously had its perks.
Envy - centric gen Mr. Envy Goes to the Opera PG, violence, introspection. Envy has a refined side.
Envy x Gate Icarus NC-17, Rape, Tentacles, Torture. The Gate was like some demented genie. All one had to do was ask for what one wanted... and then pay it's price.
Drabbles
TWO NAUGHTY DRABBLES
Roy/Ed PAIN IN THE ASS (PG-13), Crack
Elricest, implied Roy/Ed PRINCE ALBERT (R+) Smut.
ROY/ED DRABBLES
PUNCH 100 words (PG), Crack
20 YEARS LATER 100 words (G). Fluff
SNUGGLE Al x ? 100 words G. Fluff
THREE RELATED DRABBLES
Havoc/Ed + Roy OBSESSION (PG) Drama
Roy/ED OBJECTION (PG-13) Drama
Havoc/Ed/Roy POSSESSION (R) Smut.
DRABBLE MEME pt. 1 Pairings and ratings as follows:
Greed/hughesmunculous/Roy HARD TO GET (R) Drama
Al/Hei/Ed TOO FAR (PG-13) Humor
Envy/Ed EXPECTATIONS (PG-13) Drama
Hughes, Havoc ADVICE (G) Fluff
Hughes/Havoc BETRAYAL (NC-17) Drama
Scar/Ed/Al MOODS (R) Angst
Scar/Ed/Lust TOUGH SELL (PG-13) Humor
Russell/Ed/Al/Fletcher BURNING (NC-17) Smut
Roy/Al DEJA VU (R) Drama
Humunculus!Ed/Kitchen Sink. POOR JUDGEMENT (R) Crack
DRABBLE MEME pt.2 Pairings and ratings as follows
Ling/Roy/Ed ARRANGEMENT OF CONVIENIENCE (R) Drama
Ed/Al/Scheska SEXUAL ALCHEMY (NC-17) Smut
Havoc/Roy GIVING UP (PG-13) Angst
Havoc/Roy BASTARD (R) Angst
Hughes/Ed TEMPTATION (PG-13) Angst
Roy/Ed/Al PILLOW FIGHT (PG-13) Humor
Envy, Roy, Ed SOCKS (G) Humor
Roy, Scar TRUCE (G) Humor
Sloth/Lust/Pride CURE FOR BOREDOM (NC-17) Smut
SMUT DRABBLE MEME Actually more ficlets than drabbles, each has a kink. Pairings and Ratings as follows:
Ed/Envy/Roy/Ling MAY THE BEST MAN WIN (NC-17) Kink Candy Cane. Smut/humor
ROY/ED/AL WHATEVER IT TAKES (R) Infantilism Angst.
Roy/Ling/Ed/Al THREE MUSKETEERS (PG-13) Kink Tattoos. Fluff.
Envy/Roy A DEALS A DEAL (R) Kink: Knife/bloodplay Drama.
Fury/Kimbley/Ling/Russell TOP (R) Kink: Bloodplay and snuff. Drama.
Hughes/Roy/Havoc SMOKE AND ASHES (R) kink: cigarettes. Angst.
DRABBLES INSPIRED BY SKY DARKS "BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY"
Falman/Havoc EFFICIANCY EXPERT (NC-17) Crack
Ed/Roy SWEET TEACHER (PG-13) Crack.
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Well, Whaddya know, I've started to do some ART too, might as well throw that up here
Roy x Ling I Wish They'd Kiss Like This PG-13 Kissing
Scar x Havoc Aw Do We Have To? NC-17 Humor/Meta graphic anal.
Armstrong x Roy It Would Be My Honor To Distract You, SirNC-17 Angst/Sparkles Graphic anal.
Greed x Roy You Are Mine NC-17 Non-con/Angst/Graphic hand job.
Father x Roy Precious Material PG-13 Bondage, Non-con, kiss
Winry x Femme!Ed See It's Not So Bad To Be A Girl NC-17, Genderswitch, nudity.-
Velvet Mace's complete (I think) list of fics.
Oh and Mom -- no you REALLY don't want to read any of this. Trust me.
Since Memories are so troublesome, I thought I'd make a separate master list of fics, for everyone's convenience, especially mine.
MASTER LIST OF ESSAYS, RANTS and COMMENTARY Fun with Meta!
ORIGINAL NOVEL: Undesirable (holy cow, not fanfic, WTF BBQ!) 25 years ago Vampires ended the Cold War by staging a coup and taking over. Today George Handle just wants to get home to his ordinary life after a long business trip, but that becomes nearly impossible once his little secret gets out, and he goes from being a nobody to fucking Helen of fucking Troy. Porn with Plot/humor/angst/romance/horror (yes damn it, I can pull that off). Mostly Slash, some Het, some 3 or moresomes. WARNING: Non-con, mind control, kidnapping, bondage, toys, kink, violence. NC-17. Prologue 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
NON-FMA FICS
TETRIS PORN R, yep. Tetris. The game with the blocks. Yep porn. Nope, not brainsafe. Crack.
IT'S JUST HER NATURE PG Harry Potter fandom, Hagrid, McGonagall, implied Harry x Entire Quiddich team. Not Brain Safe. Crack.
CANON RAPE R HP Fandom/FMA Fandom, Rape. Squick. Violence. Wank. Homosexuality. Spoilers. NWS, NBS Crack oh howdy.
SPOONFIC Collab with midnightbanshee Spoon x Spork x Fork. NBS. Crack. Suggestive cutlery.
A PERFECT FIT PG-13 Crack Chair x Desk. Angst.
INNOCENCE LOST PG-13 Teletubbie Fandom (is there such a thing?). Tinkie Winkie x La La x Po, A Morally Upright Person/the Teletubbies. NBS. Crack. Snideness towards the Religious Right.
MIXED GENRES PG. Angst x Humor, Angst x Other Genres. Angst was never a happy child.
BBC SHERLOCK
THE PROPOSITION NC-17, Sherlock/John with Matchmaker!Mycroft. Affable evil, dub-con, manipulation, heavy D/s. John faces an ultimatum: sleep with Sherlock, or lose everything he cares about.
SLOW SWEET SURRENDER NC-17, sequel to The Proposition, Sherlock/John with Meddlesome!Mycroft. Bondage, non-con, heavy D/s. A dispute erupts when Sherlock tells John the truth about how fucked up his situation is.
AND IT JUST GOT WORSE.... R, Genfic, Sally Donovan and Sherlock Holmes. Torture, kidnapping, humiliation, nudity, but no rape. Sally and Sherlock must move past their animosity and bond together to survive kidnapping and torture at the hands of a shady, vengeful group.
Everyone Loves Mycroft NC-17, Mycroft/Lestrade, Mycroft/Sally, Mycroft/Anderson, Mycroft/Molly, Mycroft/Dimmock. Mycroft has an unusual hobby. Crack. BDSM in one part.
The Pleasure-Dome Hotel Collab with raiining NC-17+, Sherlock/John. In a world were everyone is either a sub or a dom, Sherlock investigates a murder and discovers something that changes his life. BDSM. Case!fic.
Droit de Seigneur NC-17. Evil!Overlord!Mycroft/John. A dark AU where Mycroft rules the world and will do anything to control Sherlock. What Sherlock has, Mycroft wants, and what Mycroft wants, he gets. Includes rape, kidnapping, and several other squicky/triggering things which would spoil the plot to mention. Read at your own risk.
Dirty Little Secret PG-13. Mycroft/John. John learns he's been married to Mycroft for several months.
Everything Changes PG-13. Sherlock/John. Left Hand of Darkness (sorta) crossover. Everyone is a hermaphadite. Mpreg.
The Spirit Child R. Gen. Sherlock and John. Possibly the darkest, creepiest thing I've ever written. Sometimes psychosis is the less terrifying explanation. HORROR. Violence. Squick. Other things I've not labeled but may upset. Not for those who have triggers or are sensitive. Read at your own risk.
Mate NC-17. Mycroft/Lestrade. Mycroft has his life and ambitions pretty much order: First set his errant brother straight, next take over the world. But to do the former seems impossible, while the latter requires that he find a mate -- a rare human whose blood is capable of helping him create vampires. Both his answers come in the shape of one man: Detective Inspector Gregory Lestrade. The problem? Mates can't be forced and Lestrade has no interest in becoming Mycroft's. Some bloodplay, and mindcontrol, as you'd expect from a vampire fic.
Thrall Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5 and Epilogue NC-17, Sherlock/John, Mycroft/Lestrade (established). Sequel to Mate. Sherlock is sober, but his life is still spiraling down hill. Despite this, he has resisted the notion of ever getting a mate. The very idea of having a human balancing his life is abhorrent. As Mycroft, a case, and a new flatmate all vie for his attention, he misses the most important clue of his life: that his mate has found him. Vampire!AU, violence, non-con themes.
The Secret. NC-17. John has a hopeless crush on Sherlock. To prevent Sherlock from realizing it, and the ensuing awkwardness and hopelessness, he locks his libido away and wills himself asexual. Fail!sex and impotence issues.
Oral Fixation R. John/Sherlock. John has no idea what he's doing with that beer bottle. Humor.
Dreaming of Forgiveness. R. Mycroft/John, past Sherlock/John. When Sherlock dies in an explosion, John blames himself and Mycroft blames John, too. What will it take to earn Mycroft's forgiveness. Off screen character death (natch), cooersion, non-con, false imprisonment, drugs, and Mycroft at his creepiest and most vengeful.
Immortal Love R+. Sherlock kissed his brow. "I've done a supremely selfish thing, John. But, god help me, I love you. I couldn't let you go." Vampirism. Dub-con.
A Little Social Game NC-17. Mycroft/Sherlock/John. John is no match for the Holmes brothers when they put aside their bickering and cooperate. Shameless manipulation, dub-con and incest.
Catharsis PG, Gen, Molly and Sarah. Sarah wants to see the body of the woman who almost killed her. Morbidity.
Between a Tornado and a Hurricane NC-17, Mycroft/Sherlock/Fem!John. Sherlock thinks he's dating Joan Watson. Mycroft knows he is. Joan is the only one who thinks this might be a potential problem. PWP, Incest, genderswitch, rimming, double penetration, wrestling, bickering and awkwardness. Otherwise completely consensual.
Stolen Moments NC-17, Sherlock/John. Sherlock has become obsessed with his flatmate. Hypnotizing John to let Sherlock do what he likes seems the logical solution. Non-con, hypnosis, case oriented violence, dark.
For SCIENCE! R, Sherlock/John, Portal 2 Crossover AU. Cave Johnson's throwing science at the wall to see what sticks. Sherlock's one of boys in the lab and John's a "volunteer" they found on a park bench. Dark!Humor, non-con, kidnapping, affably!evil characters. Spoilers for Portal 2.
Smiley Face PG-13, Gen, Sherlock and John. Sherlock is over that razor-thin edge alluded to by Donovan: a serial killer not motivated by enjoyment but by his characteristic boredom.
Chameleon: R, Sherlock/John, Sebastian Moran/John, Sentinel Crossover. n a world filled with Sentinels with heightened senses, strength and endurance, and Guides, with seductive empathy, who knew that seeming "ordinary" could be John's greatest strength. Warning: Forced Bonding, Non-con, coercion, imprisonment, incesty vibes, mild violence. Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5, Chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10, TBC
Collared: NC-17, Slavery, non-con, angst, violence, AU. In a world where the British Empire is still strong and slavery is her economic backbone, John has become a terrorist for the abolitionist movement. He is caught by Mycroft, enslaved, and given to Sherlock for training. The goal: To test a new kind of slave collar with the power to break even the strongest willed fighter. One that will make even John learn to love being a slave.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 TBC
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
CYCLES and MULTIPARTERS
PAWNS: Rating PG-13… shaaaaading towards R in places. Drama/Plotfic AT Torture. Prison. Al x Win, Roy x Ed (chapter 7 on). Al is flesh, Ed is retired, Winry is in love, and Roy is in jail. And the Army wants all of them, willing or not, for a sinister purpose.
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PETS: Rating NC-17. Smut/Plotfic AU Rape, kidnapping, toys, slavery, kink, drugs. Multiple pairings, both Het and Yaoi, involving pretty much the entire FMA cast. Once Ed and Al sent out letters in hopes of finding their missing father, but instead they were found by Greed. Five years later Ed sends out letters again in hopes that the military can rescue him and his brother from a life of decadence, cruelty and crime.
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ABUSE CYCLE: Power corrupts, and what is right and decent is often shoved aside the sake of personal agendas. Fics rated and paired individually. They can be read individually or in sequence. Full of angst.
TOO YOUNG Drama. PG Tucker/Ed, shota. manipulation.
CIGARETTES Angst. G, Havoc, Ed (GEN)
SUCH INNOCENCE Angst/Introspection G, (GEN)
RIPE Hard R Gran/Ed. Drama/smut Shota, non-con.
SELFISH AND CRUEL NC-17 Kimbley/Ed. Pure Smut/PWP, rape.
USE Hard R Archer/Ed. Angst/smut dubious consent.
REVALATIONS NC-17 Archer/Kimbley/Roy. Drama/Smut Rape.
WIFE CYCLE: Convincing Ed to be a concubine requires intelligence, persistence, and a tolerance for being beaten into the floor. Fic's rated and paired individually, Primarily Ling/Ed. Fics can be read individually or in sequence. Mostly fluff and crack. Spoilers for Chapter 54 of the Manga.
WIFE NC-17 Ling/Ed Humor/smut
FOOD FIGHT PG Ling/Ed Humor/fluff
PHOTOGRAPHS Hard R, Ling/Ed Humor/smut. Cross dressing.
GAME NC-17 Roy/Ling Humor/smut. Manipulation.
SENSATION NC-17 Armor!Al/Ed some Ling/Ed. Crack/Angst/Smut WTFness.
BITE NC-17 Greed/Ling/Roy Angst/Smut non-con, manipulation.
CHOICES NC-17 Greed/Ed, Ling/Ed Angst/smut non-con, kidnapping, angst.
KITTY!AL CYCLE Roy/Chimera!Al Angsty and disturbing with a side of squick. Fics rated individually. Based on a series of pictures by youkofujima Spoilers for the end of the anime. After giving up his career, his looks, his life for the sake of others, was it so wrong for Roy to want a reward?
THE PERFECT COMPANION NC-17, Roy/Al. Smut. Non-con, bondage, domination, squick.
SACRIFICE R+ Roy/Al, Tucker. Plot/Angst/Drama. Non-con, bondage, squick.
SAVIOR NC-17, Roy/Al/Ed. Plot, smut. Non-con, bondage, domination, squick.
GIFTS CYCLE: Humunculus!Roy/Roy/Ed Serious mindfuckery. Squick. Angst. Manga AU. Written before Chapter 54. Fics best read in sequence. Individually rated and paired. Greed wanted to take everything from Roy. His life, his friends, his self-respect, his sanity.
GIFTS R+ Greed!Roy/Roy. Angst/plot/squick Rape, emotional torture, psychological torture, torture, manipulation, kidnapping, bondage, forced voyeurism.
TOY NC-17+ Greed!Roy/Roy/Ed. Angst/smut/squick Rape, kidnapping, forced voyeurism, emotional torture.
REFLECTIONPG Roy x Greed, Roy x Ed, Angst/plot/drama. psychological issues, violence.
CONTRACTS CYCLE: AU Pairings vary by story. Every kink I could think of and a few I made up. Fics can be read individually or in sequence. To lure Ed and Al into military contracts, Roy is willing to be a bastard. To get out of those contracts again, Ed and Al are willing to do pretty much every sexual kink in the book.
THE THIRD RULE NC-17 Roy/Ed. Humor/smut Dubious Con, crossdressing, bondage. Manipulation.
REVENGE NC-17 Roy/Ed Humor/Smut. non-con, spanking, bondage, gag.
GOOD CLEAN FUN NC-17 Roy/Ed Angst/Smut. Dubious Con, bathplay, bondage, gag. manipulation
MARIGOLD NC-17, Roy/AL Smut non-con, bondage, toys. manipulation
BETRAYAL NC-17 Roy/Al Drama/smut non-con/rape, bondage, blindfolds, gag, manipulation.
ROY'S TURN NC-17 Roy/Ed/Al Humor/Smut dubious con, bondage, food, manipulation.
CENTER OF ATTENTION NC-17 Smut. non-con, cross dressing, sensation kink, humiliation.
CRIPPLE ARC: Hohenheim/Ed post Anime series. Crippled in a strange country, without money, or friends, or even alchemy, Ed depends on Hohenheim.
NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH PG-13 Angst. Dubious consent.
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER PG-13 Angst. Dubious consent.
DEPENDENCE R non-con. Angst.
HOUSE OF SMEX This is my contribution to an AU universe that lives over here: houseofsmex. Riza's Pregnancy
THE FIRST INDIGINTY G Humor
THE SECOND INDIGNITY G Humor
20-Inkspots ROY/ED Collab with Midnightbanshee
Blinded by the Light PG-13 Shota.
BREAD AND CIRCUSES ARC NC-17 AU where the military has a romanesque attitude, and a love for blood and sex. Fic's best read in order, paired individually.
The Test Ed x Hand, Ed x the Interview board. Before Ed can join the military, he must prove how willing he is to follow the lascivious commands of the Brass. Warning Shota, non-con, voyeurism.
Punishment Roy x Ed x military brass. A simple mistake results in a cruel and degrading punishment for Ed. Shota, non-con (for both Roy and Ed), bondage, horse-kink, spanking, voyeurism.
Truth and Consequences Armsrong x Ed, implied Roy x Ed. When Ed goes AWOL, the military attempts to bring him back into line. Non-con, bondage, spanking, Armstrong.
GENDERSWITCH AL ARC This started with the idea of "how can genderswitch make sense from both a logistical and emotional stand point?" It turned into something really, really dark.
DO NO HARM AL/Medical Exam from Hell Hard R, Drama, Angst, Genderswitch -- A prisoner of war, Al is subjected to alchemic experiments.
STEPPING STONE TO IMMORTALITY Ling/Girl!Al. NC-17, Drama, Angst, Genderswitch, Dubious Con for both Al and Ling. Ling's ambitions are derailed by a damsel in distress. But even with his his fighting skills, his rank and his intelligence, how much can he actually do for Al? How can he protect Al from the Emperor himself?
ZOOFIC: Zoofic is Anax's crack AU, which he invited other people to write for. The concept being the FMA characters are animals rather than people. It is hosted over here: zoo_gnosis.
THE MUSTANG CONTROL CENTER G. Crack
PACK BEHAVIOR PG-13 violence. Crack
ZOOFIC OT3 Colab with sky_dark NC-17, Mustang x Edward x Alphonse. Crack/smut.
THE GREED AND THE LING R, Greed x Ling. Dubious con. Crack.
THE FUHRER'S PACK NC-17, mustang x mustang x mustang, non-con. Drama/Smut/Crack
THE FURHER'S PACK part 2 PG Al, Ed and various mustangs, gen.
FICS BY PAIRINGS
ROY/ED
CRUSH : RATED NC-17 PWP Smut. Roy knows how to end Ed's crush.
ED'S FIRST CLICHÉ'D KISS: PG. Crack. Everything you hate about WAFF.
MERCILESS TORTURE: R Crack, vague Fluff Trapped in an endless dull meeting, what are two horny guys to do? Torture each other in code, of course.
VULNERABLE: NC-17 Drama/Smut Shota, non-con, squick. Takes place about episode 8. To get back into the military, Ed must prove he will follow orders -- no matter how difficult or wrong they may be.
FREEZING RAIN PG-13 Humor. Inadvertent Roy/Ed, dream Roy/Riza. (My first FMA fic) Plus Two ficlets PAMPHLETS PG-13 (Ed + AL) -- Humor, and FIGHTING PRETTY G (Gen) Humor. Blanket fic. Nuff said.
MUSTANG'S TATTOO PG Humor. Ah those office rumors.
A PRACTICAL DEMONSTRATION R, bondage, humor. Maybe Roy had made a tactical mistake.
UNCOMFORTABLE PG Humor. Gen with hints of Roy/Ed. How DID Ed hide his automail in a skimpy belly dancer's costume?
A Costume and a DatePG-13 Humor/WAFF. Can the Elric brother's rescue Roy from his own laziness?
Epiphany PG-13, Wingfic. Angst/fluff. Can a mistake really be a gift.
ROY/AL
TRUE AGE: R, Shota, Angst. Roy was the only one who saw past his body.
DANGEROUS LIASONS: NC-17 Shota. Crack. PWP. If Roy wanted to have sex at 3 am hanging out second story window, who what Al to object.
HALLOWEEN NC-17 Humor/Smut Shota, toys, kitty-kink. How to play the kitty kink right!
THE LAST TEMPTATION OF AL NC-17 Crack Total churchofelric in joke. The Unbeliever attempts to lure the High Priest away from his True Calling.
ROY/ED/AL
BONDAGE : NC-17 Smut, Non-con, PWP. Ed couldn't keep the idea of being tied up out of his mind.
KITTEN R, squick. Ed and Roy take care of their pet.
NEED Drama/Angst R, non-con, bondage, squick. When Al stopped wearing his brother's clothes, it should have been a good sign.
INNOCENT THOUGHTS R technically Roy/Ed and one sided elricest. Angst. ficlet
BEING REASONABLE NC-17 Dubious con, Genderswitch. Armor!Al. What Ed needed to do was Human transmutation, and for that he needed Roy's help.
ABSOLUTE POWER R AU, slavery, dubious con, plot. The Elric brothers are victorious, the philosopher's stone is theirs -- but too much power is a terrible thing.
ELRICEST
JUST WASHING MY HANDS R, masturbating!Armor!Al, crack.
CONFESSIONAL R+ Armor!Al/Ed, Cornello. Crack/smut. Al should charge for his confessions.
TENDER LOVE PG, angst, non-con. ficlet.
Rarer Pairings
Cornello/Ed PILGRIMS QUARTERS R, Drama. Attempted rape, and ew... Cornello... Why did all the horny old men seem to think Ed was easy prey?
Armstrong/Havoc FAMILY HONOR NC-17. Humor/Smut dubious con, serious wtf-age. At 32 it was time for Armstrong to find love.
Al/Ficus!Chimera PROVING GROUNDS Drama/Angst/Smut Rape, Tentacles, shota, overall wrongness. There was something nasty going on in the building, best let the alchemist deal with it.
Ed/Fletcher AFTERNOON PG. Fluff. With all the stress and worry of Ed's life, it felt good to give something good to someone who needed it.
Ed/Slicer Brothers PREY PG-13+ Angst. All he needed was brother and blood.
Envy/wrath/Ed FATHERHOOD NC-17, Drama/smut. Rape, kidnapping, bondage, squick. Spoilers for Episode 40. "Have you ever thought about having children?"
Greed/Havoc COMING HOME R, Drama/Plot. Kidnapping, drugs, non-con, brainwashing. Inspired by hallidae. He only had a few minutes to think of a way out of his situation before the cycle started again.
Kimbley/Havoc ADDICTION PG-13, Drama. intimidation. Everyone has their needs.
Marcoh/Ed/Al OFF CAMERANC-17 crack/meta. non-con, Just because Ed had to act like a virgin for the cameras didn't mean he had to actually BE a virgin.
Hohenheim/Ed/Al ECHOES OF THE DEADNC-17 Drama/Smut. non-con, manga AU, written before Episode 54. Hohenheim misses Trisha -- holding her sons is the next best thing.
Armor!Al/Armstrongs sparkles TINGLE PG-13, Crack, Not Brain Safe. It's not like Armstrong does anything with them anyway.
Roy/Ed/Riza/Breda/Falman/armor!al/Havoc/Feury/Envy EXIBITIONISM ISN'T COOL PG Crack. ficlet.
Scar/Mary Sue SCAR'S PERFECT MOMENT NC-17 Crack. Horrible writing. It's beyond words.
Ling/Al SLAVE OF THE HEART R, Drama/Plot/Romance Slavery, dubious con, beating. How can he be emperor if he can't rule his own heart?
Tucker/Ed DESCENT INTO HELL R Drama/introspection. Shota, drugs, non-con. Sometimes one is tempted to do something just because he can.
Scar/Ed/Al/Gatelings CONVERGENCER, Drama/Introspection/Angst non-con, shota, manipulation. One last sin and he was done.
Bradley/Roy FREEDOM NC-17+ Pure Smut. Non-con, toys, bondage, kink, humiliation, manipulation. Roy will pay any price for the safety of his people.
Envy/Al CHEATING R …. Oh so wrong… crack. Ficlet.
Lust/Armstrong STRENGTH DIGNITY DISCIPLINE PG Crack ficlet.
Pinako/Roy SPECIAL INGREDIENTR Crack, drugs, dentures, NBS. Just because she's old doesn't mean she can't have a love-life!
Hawkeye/Barry UNHEALTHY DESIRES NC-17, Crack/smut talk of violence, torture, WTF-ness. Barry was unworthy of her lowest attentions, so why did she sleep with him?
(GEN) Al, Hohenheim HEROR Angst. Violence, AU Mangaverse written pre-Chapter 54. ficlet.
Ed/Hei Addiction to Literature PG, Crack. ficlet.
Archinator/Havoc Achinator Collab Collab with circe67 NC-17+, Violence, Rape, Psychological brutality, WTFness, squick. Spoilers if you don't know who the Archinator is. Just how much of Archer IS automail...
Ed/Al/Winry/Sheska The Bulge NC-17 Primarily Yuri. Winry worries that her lovers don't want her anymore.
Bradley/Havoc PAINLESS R, Angst, non-con. Spoilers for Volume 8 manga. ficlet.
Armor!Al/Havoc MELLOW and HAPPY PG-13/R Crack. ficlet.
Ed/Ed/Ed EdT3 NC-17, Crack, Meta. So who would top? Ed, Ed or Ed?
Alter!Tucker and Movie!Al WARD OF THE STATE PG Angst, drama, gen. Ficlet
Greed + Archer + Kimbley AQUISITION PG Drama, gen, kidnapping, hints of OT3ness. Ficlet
Lust/Tucker SOFTNESS NC-17 Drama/Angst. Prison, non-con, femdom, toys, bondage, whipping, manipulation. Lust couldn't just sleep with anyone -- Tucker was it. And if he wasn't the man she wanted right now, when she was done with him, he would be.
Envy/Armor!Al, implied Dante/Ed. ADDICTIVE DESIRES R. Drama. Kidnapping, bizarre psuedo-sex, non-con, wtf. How to get two essentially genderless, asexual characters to have IC, Canon-believable sex. Whew. Let's say it was a serious challenge but I think I succeeded.
Scar Gen Into the Desert G, Introspective ficlet.
Greed x Archer Choice of Evils NC-17, Smut/Plot. Working for Greed had its dangers, and some surprising benefits.
Greed x Girl!Ed Changing Tactics NC-17, Non-con, smut, genderswitch. Greed doesn't like to fight women.
Ed x Hei x Al Contest PG, Ficlet. Jealousy rears its ugly head.
Lust + Ed Fanfic Complaints Department PG, Gen, Meta. With a name like "Lust" one would think she'd get more action.
Roy + OC Too Much of a Good Thing PG, drama, plot, Mary Sue. Roy is called in to deal with an "unusual array." -- Written for the believeable Sue Contest.
Me + Greed/Roy, Royai, Ed/Hei, Ed/Hei/Greedling/Roy Conversations with Muses NC-17 Meta, self-insert, non-con, toys and props, humor, heaping amounts of wish-fulfillment, ridiculous situations, and Muse conversations. Velvet Mace lets her muses attempt to do their job -- pitching porny ideas that fit her perversions.
Breda-Centric Gen The Red Hand R, Violence, drama, plot, pulp. Breda risks himself to save Armstrong's family from a group of Terrorists.
Archer-centric gen, Archer x Kimbley Two Steps Forward, One Step Back PG, Introspection, plot, backstory. Living dangerously had its perks.
Envy - centric gen Mr. Envy Goes to the Opera PG, violence, introspection. Envy has a refined side.
Envy x Gate Icarus NC-17, Rape, Tentacles, Torture. The Gate was like some demented genie. All one had to do was ask for what one wanted... and then pay it's price.
Drabbles
TWO NAUGHTY DRABBLES
Roy/Ed PAIN IN THE ASS (PG-13), Crack
Elricest, implied Roy/Ed PRINCE ALBERT (R+) Smut.
ROY/ED DRABBLES
PUNCH 100 words (PG), Crack
20 YEARS LATER 100 words (G). Fluff
SNUGGLE Al x ? 100 words G. Fluff
THREE RELATED DRABBLES
Havoc/Ed + Roy OBSESSION (PG) Drama
Roy/ED OBJECTION (PG-13) Drama
Havoc/Ed/Roy POSSESSION (R) Smut.
DRABBLE MEME pt. 1 Pairings and ratings as follows:
Greed/hughesmunculous/Roy HARD TO GET (R) Drama
Al/Hei/Ed TOO FAR (PG-13) Humor
Envy/Ed EXPECTATIONS (PG-13) Drama
Hughes, Havoc ADVICE (G) Fluff
Hughes/Havoc BETRAYAL (NC-17) Drama
Scar/Ed/Al MOODS (R) Angst
Scar/Ed/Lust TOUGH SELL (PG-13) Humor
Russell/Ed/Al/Fletcher BURNING (NC-17) Smut
Roy/Al DEJA VU (R) Drama
Humunculus!Ed/Kitchen Sink. POOR JUDGEMENT (R) Crack
DRABBLE MEME pt.2 Pairings and ratings as follows
Ling/Roy/Ed ARRANGEMENT OF CONVIENIENCE (R) Drama
Ed/Al/Scheska SEXUAL ALCHEMY (NC-17) Smut
Havoc/Roy GIVING UP (PG-13) Angst
Havoc/Roy BASTARD (R) Angst
Hughes/Ed TEMPTATION (PG-13) Angst
Roy/Ed/Al PILLOW FIGHT (PG-13) Humor
Envy, Roy, Ed SOCKS (G) Humor
Roy, Scar TRUCE (G) Humor
Sloth/Lust/Pride CURE FOR BOREDOM (NC-17) Smut
SMUT DRABBLE MEME Actually more ficlets than drabbles, each has a kink. Pairings and Ratings as follows:
Ed/Envy/Roy/Ling MAY THE BEST MAN WIN (NC-17) Kink Candy Cane. Smut/humor
ROY/ED/AL WHATEVER IT TAKES (R) Infantilism Angst.
Roy/Ling/Ed/Al THREE MUSKETEERS (PG-13) Kink Tattoos. Fluff.
Envy/Roy A DEALS A DEAL (R) Kink: Knife/bloodplay Drama.
Fury/Kimbley/Ling/Russell TOP (R) Kink: Bloodplay and snuff. Drama.
Hughes/Roy/Havoc SMOKE AND ASHES (R) kink: cigarettes. Angst.
DRABBLES INSPIRED BY SKY DARKS "BETTER LIVING THROUGH ALCHEMY"
Falman/Havoc EFFICIANCY EXPERT (NC-17) Crack
Ed/Roy SWEET TEACHER (PG-13) Crack.
If you prefer to read without the various authors notes and what not most of my fics are also HERE
Well, Whaddya know, I've started to do some ART too, might as well throw that up here
Roy x Ling I Wish They'd Kiss Like This PG-13 Kissing
Scar x Havoc Aw Do We Have To? NC-17 Humor/Meta graphic anal.
Armstrong x Roy It Would Be My Honor To Distract You, SirNC-17 Angst/Sparkles Graphic anal.
Greed x Roy You Are Mine NC-17 Non-con/Angst/Graphic hand job.
Father x Roy Precious Material PG-13 Bondage, Non-con, kiss
Winry x Femme!Ed See It's Not So Bad To Be A Girl NC-17, Genderswitch, nudity.-