Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 4.3
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When we last left the Iridescences it was... well, awhile ago, lol. Sorry. But to recap, Envy and Eli had their first child, Harmony. However, after Envy's minion Hanna tells her that she is unsure if the unicorn-finding child in her vision is a boy or a girl, Envy orders Eli to impregnate her again, leading to the birth of their second (and what was supposed to be their final) child, Tranquil. After roping a very willing Eli into being her child-rearing slave for all eternity, Envy purchased a horse named Thunder to try to get her kids more interested in finding the unicorn that would inevitably secure her return to her true form as God of the Underworld. However, an unexpected pregnancy reigned Envy's wrath down upon Eli's head, and she took out her anger by turning unsuspecting paparazzi (and her sister's ex husband) into zombies.
We start 4.3 with the birth that nobody - especially not me - expected.
Oh, a basket, you say? Well, she probably just had twins, right?
WRONG.
Christ almighty, lol. I've never gotten triplets in this game before, and really wasn't expecting it in the slightest. But anyway, from top to bottom we have Depth, a fairy who is brave and athletic, Sky, a half fairy/half witch who is absent-minded and evil, and Purity, a witch who is a couch potato and a loner.
Envy:
Idk man, I'm sorry. Have fun?
Oh btw, both Hazard and Jeb ended up passing away. Their graves are on the far right, with Hazard's being the larger one.
OKAY, THIS BITCH THOUGH. In what world is that appropriate paparazzi attire to stalk my family with? I mean for FFS, woman, put on some pants!
...No but seriously. There are children around. You're lucky Envy is busy trying to help take care of all these kids, otherwise your ass would be zombified.
Envy: And on the third day, I created the moon, with the intent of crushing it down upon this world should the peasants ever denounce me as their ruler. Unfortunately... well, your Momma seems to have had the slight misfortune of losing my powers when I transferred to this body, so when you grow older, my darling, your sole purpose will be to find me a unicorn so that they may be restored. Seriously, child, that is the only reason you exist.
I love birthday derp ^_^
Aww, you precious little thing! He rolled no sense of humor.
Meanwhile, Harmony is playing 'pretend' more than she probably thinks.
Harmony: Attention, attention! It has been foretold that I am the King of Hell's chosen, and after I find the unicorn and it bestows its blessing upon my mother and brings rainbows and sunshine back to the land, I promise all of you that we will bask in the beauty it brings into our lives. REJOICE, FOR THE TIME IS SOON!
This poor girls's brain is going to break once she realizes her mother plans to bathe in its blood to restore her powers, lol.
Anyway, in death, apparently Energy and Karim finally decided they've had enough of each other.
Energy: Why don't you just move on already?!
Karim: Why don't you?! FFS, woman!
Speaking of ghosts, WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GODDAMN THINGS?! I assume stuff for the Ghost Hunter's profession, but they make really annoying, repetitive music play and it drove me freaking nuts.
I really enjoy this birthday sparkles picture. It makes her look all ~magical~
Harmony rolled good, and her LTW is to become The Jockey. Was hoping for The Fairytale Finder, but alas :/
Okay, if you don't think this is the cutest freaking thing ever, then you're just wrong.
Anyway, I had Harmony take Thunder to the race course to try to work on the LTW, and if I'm remembering correctly, she came in second? Which idk how, since she looks like she's more holding on for dear life than anything else, lol.
Harmony: Is it supposed to go this fast??
Yes, dear. I think that is the entire point of racing.
Look who showed up to cheer her on! Aron, despite his teenage angst, looks super hot. And the kid he's holding is Lucky's daughter, Haeju.
Meanwhile, Eli started working on his LTW, which... guys, trying to remember to feed these damn fish every single day? hELP.
And Tranquil, who ending up rolling a LTW of Monster Maker, got to work on his inventing skill so he might one day be able to make SimBots.
Envy, however, didn't see this as a productive use of his time.
Envy: I don't know what you think your life is going to amount to, young man, but I can tell you that it certainly will not revolve around anything other than finding me my unicorn. So I suggest you put your little toys away now, and-
Tanquil: I don't care about your stupid unicorn, Mom! And if you don't leave me alone, then I'm gonna tell Harmony what you really want it for, because I know it's not to get its blessing! Do you think she'll really help you then, huh? If she knew you wanted to kill it??
Envy: Whoaaaa there child, let's not be hasty-
Tranquil: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
Envy:
We interrupt this entry to give you Faye's pregnant ass literally sinking into the floor.
Envy: Um...
Faye: It's called swagger.
A trip out of the house wouldn't be complete with another zombie of course, so after Envy tries to stop figuring out Faye's impossible little magic power of walking straight through the damn ground, her eyes land on her next victim.... who's name unfortunately escapes me since for some reason I didn't write it down :/
Zombie count: 6/10
The triplets grew up! Purity rolled Hot Headed, Depth rolled Inappropriate, and Sky rolled Lucky.
All Depth does is autonomously work out, which kinda sucks since kids can't get athletic points for some reason (why, again? ugh)
Depth: When I'm older though, I'm gonna have one smokin' bod!
If you say so, dear.
Meanwhile, poor Purity is the only one who hasn't come into her powers yet.
Purity: I can't wait until I can finally be a goddamn PROPER witch, sigh....
Sky: HEY. HEY SIS! You see that?
Purity: What...?
Purity: JFC I THINK MY INSIDES FROZE!
Purity: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? You think that's funny, do you??
Sky: That's... not fun for you? IDGI.
Purity: NO. NO, IT IS NOT. SCREW YOU AND SCREW THIS FAIRY-FILLED FAMILY. I hate you all!
Purity: And then, the little witch STRANGLED THE LIFE OUT OF HER FAIRY BROTHERS AND SISTERS UNTIL ONLY THE AWESOME WITCH REMAINED! Muahahaha.
Envy: Oy vey.
Aww, poor bby though. Must be hard being the only one who doesn't have fairy in them. Well, outside of her mom, but she's apparently the King of the Underworld, so...
Omg, the inappropriately dressed paparazzi lady is flirting outside of the house. Go away!
Envy: Alright children, family meeting about the unicorn is underway- uh, Purity? This doesn't actually concern you, so you can leave. And where the hell is Tranquil?
Purity: He told me to tell you, 'Screw you,' and now I'm seconding that. This is stupid, I wouldn't want to find your unicorn anyway!
Sky: You can't anyway, silly, you're not a faerie-
Purity: SHUT UP!
- AN HOUR LATER -
Envy: And that's why it's imperitive that you hunt for it at night, because- wait, where the hell did everyone go?
Harmony: Sky and Depth left to go watch TV with Purity like twenty minutes ago. But it's fine, I'm listening! Go on, mother :D
Envy: ...God damnit.
Sky: Wait, I'm confused... what's happening? Is someone gonna die? Can someone die?
Purity: SHHH, FFS, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THIS!
Depth: Can this be over so I can use the TV to work out? I'm bored.
Envy: This is all your fault, you know!
Eli: Wha...? My fault?
Envy: YES, your fault! If you would have just bothered to raise our kids properly - which by the way is the only reason I even let you into this house - then maybe they wouldn't have this annoying little need to disobey me all the time! THEY DO NOT RESPECT MY AUTHORITY, ELI. FIX IT!
Eli: Look, I'm sorry, my all powerful Lord and Liege, but I respectfully have to disagree. They're their own people, and if they have other interests, we should be encouraging that. I mean we already have Harmony, who seems really intent on finding the unicorn, so if they others don't, is it really the end of the world?
Envy: You know what? I don't know what on earth possessed you to think you have a mind of your own, but I'm gonna go kill some old people so I don't kill accidentally kill you until after our children have been raised. When I get back, you better have a complete attitude change, bucko, or shits about to go down in this house LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'
Envy: QUICK! What's old, green, and smells like death?
Kenji: Uh...
Envy: TIME'S UP!
Envy: Its you!
Kenji: No, please-!
Zombie Count: 7/10
Harmony: Okay, I'm at least 65% sure that something's wrong here...
Good luck being a jockey, kid. Really.
So Eli's collection of perfect fish has grown, which has allowed more things for Envy to rant aimlessly at.
Envy: What the hell do you mean, you don't like vegetables? DAFUQ do you eat then? Each other? Thats- oh, that's actually a good idea...
No. No, just stop.
Tranquil looks so cute when he's surprised ^_^
YOU HANDSOME LITTLE FUCKER. Tranquil ended up rolling ambitious.
Anyway, since it was Leisure Day, I had the family throw a pool party, because legit these guys really needed to get out of the house.
Also idk why Depth looks naked o.O I can assure you though, he has swim trunks on, lol.
Harmony: So, like... why are you red?
(omg Harmony, you can't just ask people why they're red!)
Toby: You know what? Thanks for asking. No one ever does! It's like they're trying to be all PC or whatever, but really, me and my twin sister were born this way and no one really knows why! Both of our parents have normal skin colors, so we must be some kind of medical marvel. Isn't that wicked?
Harmony: Omg yeah, that's like... really cool. Can I... touch your skin? *giggles* Not in a dirty way I promise!
Trust me, girl. I really don't think he'd be opposed either way, lol.
TBH though I really have no idea how this happened. Both of their parents are white. Genetics, are you drunk? IDGI, lol. I have quite a lot of weird colored skin tones, but I've never seen my game actually generate any of them for the townies.
Faye: You're like... really short. Do you have some kind of disorder?
Purity: Are you serious right now? I'm ten, dude!
Tranquil: So according to some research studies, soon it'll be possible for lesbians to have children using just their genetics. Of course they'll only be able to have female children, as there isn't the presence of a Y chromosome, but still, isn't that just fascinating?
Stephanie: Do you... think I'm a lesbian or something? I'm confused.
Lucky: Did you hear? My bastard of a ex husband got turned into a zombie! How perf is that though, really?
Envy: You should've seen the look on his face when I turned him too, priceless! Cause oh, yeah, it was me. HEY GURL HEY.
We interrupt this entry to briefly give you the sum of Eli's life outside of child-rearing. Like, legit this is all he does now that the kids can walk and talk and poop on their own, lol.
Tina: Okay so like... my BBF Steph told me that regardless of you being kinda weird, that you're actually like hella smart, and I just thought that maybe-
Tranquil: Oh! Are you her lover? Because I can put together my research for you on creating a child together, if you're interested.
Tina: What? No. I just came here to use you as a show-boyfriend so my parents would think I'm dating 'the right kind of boys' instead of the entire football team, but if you're gonna stand there and call me a lesbian-
Tranquil: What? I didn't... I mean, it's not an insult or anything, and I certainly wasn't judging...
It's okay bby. You don't need bitches like her in your life anyway.
Meanwhile, Envy was still taking out her aggrivation on unsuspecting old people when...
Whoops, wrong potion.
Honey: A curse, a curse on you and all the things you love! The Tragic Clown speaks, and with it comes despair and heartbreak. Prepare, for distress will soon be knocking on your door, King of the Underworld... prepare...
Oh, dear.
The Legacy Continues Here