Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 4.4
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When we last left the Iridescences, Envy gave birth to the triplets Sky, Purity, and Depth. While she was pleased with having two more candidates to find the unicorn (because as a witch with no fairy blood, Purity didn't count), Envy's joy was short lived when it seemed that out of her five children, only Harmony seemed to really care. Tranquil was the most vocal about not wanting to be his mother's puppet though, and threatened to tell Harmony the truth of why she really wanted the unicorn. Furious over her children not respecting her, Envy took out her anger on poor Eli and some unsuspecting old people. Unfortunately for her however, in her haste to turn another member of the elderly community into a zombie, Envy accidentally turned a woman into the Tragic Clown instead, who then put a curse on her in retaliation.
We start 4.4 with the adults winning a 'free vacation.'
Envy: Move out of the way, bitches; God of the Underworld coming through! Time to kick back and bask in the scorching heat of the Bahamas and not give a flying fuck about anything. W00t w00t!
Bet the heat will remind her of Hell home. Ah, nostalgia.
Purity: When the parents are gone, the kids will playyyy.... AND DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY HOLD DEAR, AHAHA.
Harmony though, ever the good and compliant little child, spent her time training Thunder. How boring are you? Gawd.
Harmony: STFU, I'm perfect.
Yeah well I suppose one of you has to be, otherwise everything would be a complete clusterfuck.
Sky, in the meantime, took to baking. Which was sweet, really...
Sky: I wonder how long it'll take for people to drop dead from the poison I laced these with. Maybe I should start taking bets; that could be profitable.
...Until it wasn't.
Purity: Oh, fml. Now what am I supposed to do?
Idk, learn to be something other than a useless lump on the couch? Just a thought.
And the parents being away on a free vacation wouldn't be complete without an illegal teen party, of course, which Tranquil threw solely to piss off his mother.
Tranquil: We're gonna party like its 1999!
You weren't even alive in 1999, get out.
Purity: Are you like, covered in makeup or something? Are you a movie actress? Because you're really pretty but a wicked weird color and it's confusing me.
Tina: I... uh... don't think I'm an actress? But tbh, kid, I don't even remember my own name half the time, so hey.
I love stupid sims, lol. They make the best faces.
Tranquil: Man, I was reading a book today about how when a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch. How crazy is that? So if we could just replicate the speed and trajectory of this fascinating creature, perhaps-
Willow: God, the words that are coming out your mouth are so boring and yet you're so pretty I don't even care. Keep talking.
Seriously though guys, this might actually be the most successful teen party I've ever thrown. Yay me!
Tranquil: Did you know that the hottest planet in our solar system is the Venus, with a surface temperature of above 450 degrees Celsius? And you can see it, you know, right up there...
Willow: You know what's also hot? My burning loins. Come on, big guy, you wanna have some fun tonight or what?
Tranquil: I... er, oh. Yeah just... um, wait, do you see that? Over there....
And this is why we do not investigate the strange lights, Tranquil. Gawd, have you learned nothing from your ancestors? I swear to God, every generation, man...
Lol, look at the cop being all useless about it too. Jeez, this town.
Useless Cop: Oh man, the kid just disappeared! Did I just see a ghost? Wow, this is one hell of an interesting job, I should totes start a blog.
Tranquil: It was an alien, you fucktwat. It and me are right behind you, are you dumb? Christ the intelligence level around here...
Useless Cop: Oh, there you are! Don't think that you being a ghost will get you out of trouble, Mr! I don't care if you're dead, the laws must still be followed!
Tranquil: No, but legit, are you retarded or something? I just got abducted by an extra terrestrial and instead of calling NASA you're screaming at me about a party? GET SOME PERSPECTIVE!
Useless Cop: Don't talk to me that way, I'm calling your parents!
Envy: DAFUQ WERE YOU THINKING, BEING OUTSIDE AT NIGHT?! You know your Grandfather got pregnant that way, and I will not have any more babies in this house!
Envy: And you, you threw a party and didn't even have one of your friends fix the freaking dishwasher? HOW USELESS ARE YOU?
Harmony: brb hiding in shame inside my horses innards.
Meanwhile, hey, look what the weather stone does! I never bothered with it before, as I thought it just changed the weather, but apparently not.
Eli: Tehehehe, I made it rain flowers.
Yes, dear. Ten points.
LOOK WHO FOUND THE UNICORN!!111!1 W00t.
Sky: Omg, is it true? Did you really find it? Are you gonna bring it home??
Harmony: I did! And oh, Sky, you should have seen it! It's such a glorious creature, and I can't wait until it trusts me enough to come home. Everything will just be so perfect then, don't you agree?
Sky: Well, yeah, I mean, once Mom slaughters the thing during one of her voodoo rituals and ascends to the throne, she'll wash the land of the unworthy and we'll be living like kings atop corpses. That's pretty ace, right?
Harmony: W-What? Slaughters it?? No, she can't-!
Sky: Dis bitch tho.
Unbeknownst to Envy that her secret plan was exposed to the one child who would deem her horrible for it, she set her sights on ruining the lives of more old people.
Jazlyn: Oh god, what are you doing?? No!
Zombie Count: 8/10
Which by the way, for some reason my game reset the counter on her LTW, and this made one. One! WTH. Idk, I might just have to give up on it, cause that's ridic. Idk why it did that :/
Look who grew up! Purity rolled irresistible, Sky rolled perfectionist, and Depth rolled family oriented.
And what did Purity do the moment she got her powers? Dealt some pay back, of course!
Sky: Hey, I was just joking around before, you don't really have to-
Purity: Shut up and take it, bitch!
Sky: Oh, fml.
Mr. Autonomously Work Out 24/7 can finally use the machines (and actually get some points, goddamn), so this is basically his life.
Depth: Soon, I will have the strength of ten men!
Yeah sure, hun.
Legit only took this picture cause I thought it was pretty.
It makes me laugh how utterly displeased he always looks with his catches.
Eli: Fuck this fish in particular.
Meanwhile, Envy came home, and got quite an earful from Harmony...
Harmony: You're going to slaughter the unicorn? How heartless are you?! I'm not letting you anywhere near that creature, you soulless bitch!
Envy: Now you listen, and you listen good. I own you. I squeezed your fat head out of my vagina, and that makes you mine to do with as I please. You will give me that unicorn, or so help me-
Harmony: You can threaten me all you want, Mom, but I'm not letting you near that poor thing! I'll take it and hide it before you even lay eyes on it, even if its the last thing I ever do!
And so Harmony stalked off to leave Envy to contemplate how on earth everything just fell to pieces, and that's when it hit her.
Envy: The curse!
So, naturally, she called a family meeting to try to set things back on course.
Envy: I have had enough of you insignificant little brats! I spent a combined 43 hours in labor with all of you, and if you don't start bending to my will, so help me, I promise to make you sorry you ever thought you had a life of your own!
Tranquil: Please, you think we care?
Sky: I kind of care.
Envy: I don't care if you care, fools! But you will, because unless you bring me that damn unicorn, I will disown every single damn one of you! That means no money, living on the streets, like worthless peasants!
Tranquil: And then you'll get bitch slapped with a charge of child neglect. Good planning there, Mom.
Envy: Oh for fuck's sake, fine! The second you turn eighteen you're all out, is that clear?!
Depth: Is this bitch for serious?
Envy: Look at my face, child. Does this look like the face of a joker? -DO NOT ANSWER THAT, TRANQUIL.
Purity: But I can't even find your stupid unicorn, how is this fair?!
Envy: Not fair, you say? Yeah well, life isn't fair, so if you don't want to live on the damn streets, then convince one of your thick-headed siblings to hand it over!
Sky:
Envy: And you! What did I say to you about making those damn kids obey me? They're old enough now that I don't need you, so if you don't want to get turned into a damn zombie-
Eli: Whoaaaa now, my all powerful Lord and Liege, let's not be hasty. Just... give me some time, okay? I'll deal with it.
Eli: Guys I think maybe if you started taking out the trash more, she'll stop being all pissy. K? K.
Purity: Are you...? Jesus, she wants the unicorn, not the trash taken out, do you even listen?
Sky: God, I'm so perfect, I just love me.
Tranquil: This family's all on crack.
Hazard: Man, good thing we're ghosts and aren't able to get swept up in all this drama, amirite?
Passion: Why do you think I want you to talk to me? STFU.
Look, a new gnome! Haven't gotten a new one in quite awhile.
And now, back to the drama.
Purity: How can you be so selfish? It's just a stupid animal, who cares if it dies?
Harmony: I care if it dies! And you wanna talk about selfish? You want to let mom slaughter an innocent animal just so you always have an HD TV to park your lazy ass in front of, that's selfish!
Purity: You're condemning all of us to a life of shit, Harm! Get some goddamn perspective!
Harmony: Take your head out of your ass and I'll give you some perspective then, slut!
Eli: Ohhhhh, bitches gonna be fightin'!
I'm sorry, that was just a hilarious picture and I couldn't not take it, ahaha.
Sky: Alright guys, new plan: how about we just follow Harmony the next time she goes to see it, knock her and the creature out, and just drag it back here?
Purity: Ohhh, follow her? Why on earth didn't I think of such a utterly brilliant and nonfatal plan? Oh yeah, that's right, because I'm not the idiot of the family. That thing can curse us, genius. FFS, we need to go about this delicately!
Sky: Look at my face, bitch. Does it seem like I wanna be sassed?
Depth: Uh, guys? I think my hand is stuck in the paper, help.
Purity:
And just in time for Envy to show everyone she means business, Harmony grew into an adult!
I changed her hair. Much prettier, yes? Anyway, she rolled never nude. Yeah, well, she seems the type, doesn't she?
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