Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 5.1
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When we last left the Iridescences, patch 1.63 (or something of that sort) came out and all my nrass mods screwed up, so I decided to wait a bit until they all got updated and then... uh, like three months passed, lol. You know how I do. Anyway, the last time we we caught up with this dysfunctional family, Harmony found the unicorn for her mother, only to find out that Envy planned to slaughter it in order to ascend to the throne and regain her God-like powers. After refusing to hand it over, Envy called a family meeting and told all of her offspring that if they didn't give her the damn unicorn then once they turned eighteen they would all be disowned and kicked out on the streets. Harmony and Tranquil didn't care, but Sky and Purity had a major problem with that, and thus the fighting between the siblings began.
We start 5.1 with our heir for the blue generation, Harmony, who won the poll with five votes (compared to Tranquil's three and Sky's four - both Purity and Depth had zero), and aged up just in time for Envy to make good on her promise.
Before we begin, a refresher course on our newest heir:
good, clumsy, never nude, animal lover, easily impressed
ltw: the jockey
Envy: Darling, sweetheart, light of my life... my first born, my pride and joy. Perhaps I was too hasty with this whole 'kill the unicorn' thing...
Harmony: No, don't give me that. Do you think I actually trust you?? I know that you're just trying to say whatever you can so I'll bring it to you and you can kill it, I'm not stupid!
Envy: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO UTTERLY OBSTINATE? DID I DROP YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS A CHILD OR SOMETHING? CHRIST.
Envy: You know what? If you want to protect it that badly, then fine. Have fun living on the streets and starving. Maybe when you're half dead and filled with regret you'll come crawling back here with what I want.
Harmony: Bitch, watch me care.
Harmony: ...Okay, maybe I care a little. Man, rain is cold.
In an attempt to make enough money to feed both herself and Thunder, Harmony begun entering in equestrian competitions. Thankfully her riding and his racing skill was high enough that they could win the beginner competitions with ease.
Thunder: That's what you're trying to pass off as a house now? Oy vey. Why did I have to be YOUR horse...?
Just lucky I guess.
At least Harmony was getting celebrity opportunities as a way to earn money/get her star status high enough that she doesn't have to pay full price for things. So yeah, the gym was one of her constant hangouts. Not just to keep her body in top shape...
But to shower, because she's gotta do it somewhere, lol. Also AHAHA at the never nude trait. How awkward.
She graduated valedictorian however, so at least some things in her life weren't complete shit?
Harmony: Don't worry, majestic unicorn. I might have lost my home, my family, and my money, but I promise to keep you safe.
Harmony: So uh... wanna come home with me and make that a little easier to achieve? Yes/No/Maybe?
Unicorn: LOL PLZ, LIKE THEY COULD REALLY DO ANYTHING TO ~ME~, AHAHAHA. No but really though, I'll come home with you if you prove you're a friend to all creatures or some other sort of unnecessary bullshit. K? K.
Unicorn: In the meantime though, be blessed by my awesomeness. UNICORN OUT.
Domestic pets need homes however, so Harmony pooled her funds and got... walls. That's about it, lol.
Harmony: IT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY SMALL IN HERE, WTFFFFF.
Sorry babe, you were the one who voted no on the unicorn slaughter.
Anyway, in an effort to prove herself to the unicorn, Harmony adopted a cat. She named him Captain Hook, basically cause this dude is all kinds of attractive:
And the fact that I personally watch way too much "Once Upon A Time".
Anyway, clearly living on her own wasn't yielding enough funds, so Harmony went to the karaoke bar to try to pick up a man.
...Slim pickings, man. Damn.
Oh well. Makeovers exist for a reason.
Harmony: HI! :D
Harmony: Are you married by any chance? And if not, would you like to be?
Victor: Tehehehe you think I'm straight? Silly white girl.
Okay so that's... a no, then.
Thunder: PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS!
Not even gonna ask. ANYWAY...
Not one to be deterred, Harmony decides the next best place to look for a man is... a protest. Over ladybugs.
Brian: DOWN WITH LADYBUGS! THEY EAT ALL THE LEAVES OFF OUR PRECIOUS TREES, AND WE-
Harmony: The leaves...??
Brian: Oh, hey. You're hot and stuff. Wanna maybe meet up tomorrow around eight? ...Yeah? Great, see you then- WE WILL SHOW NO MERCY UNTIL ALL HAVE BEEN CRUSHED BENEATH THE WEIGHT OF OUR WRATH! FOR OUR TIME HAS COME TO TAKE BACK NATURE AND-
Yeah, idk how well this is gonna work, cause who the hell sane protests ladybugs, but hey...
Harmony: ...Dis bitch tho.
Lol, what a spoiled little brat.
But moving on... the next night, Harmony met up with Brian for their date.
Harmony: Hi. You're like... wow. Why are you shirtless though?
Brian: It melted in the sheer hotness of your presence, babe. Or maybe I'm just giving you easier access; either way.
Random man: Ooohh, someone's gonna get laid tonight!
Probably.
Harmony: Well damn, lemme instagram this shit. It's not often I'm in the presence of a sexy, shirtless man.
Harmony: JSYK, I was really nervous coming here tonight so I drank an entire bottle of vodka. Which means I may or may not be asking you to take advantage of my inebriated state right now. Your call.
GUESS WHAT HE CHOSE.
Shocker.
Brian: Hell yeah bitches, been tapping some sweet ass tonight!
...Yeah, this is probably NOT the beginning of some epic love story, lol. Oh well, not like one night stands are bad, right?
Anyway, the next night Eli ended up stopping by on his way home from one of his fishing trips, and Harmony took the opportunity to catch up with him and the goings on of the rest of the family. Because what's better than idle gossip, amirite?
Harmony: So what's been going on? Only thing I've heard was that Depth finally came out of the closet-
Eli: Oh yes, he's dating a nice lad named Shawn. Your sister however - the non-fairy disappointment, not the crazy one - apparently decided it would be okay to date your half uncle's grandson, so we're all a bit iffy right now with that little bout of incest. Me and your mother divorced of course - everyone probably saw that one coming - but it's okay cause we're still fucking like jackrabbits, so-
Harmony:
After that scarring bonding experience was over, Harmony's new pet dog arrived. Cause again, the stupid ass Unicorn has ridiculously high standards for its living situations, lol. She named her Tinkerbell ^_^
Because I have issues with that stupid show, lol. If Swan Queen doesn't become canon I might just cry. Ugh.
...Uh oh. This can't be good.
Harmony: Uh, Brian? I think we need to talk.
Toby: WOMAN I SAID IT'S FIFTY FOR A HALF OUNCE, DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID?
Concerned Citizen: There is some unsavory business dealings going on around here, yo.
Brian: I'm so glad you called. I've been thinking about our time together and cause you're wicked hot and all that, it'd probably be good if we did it again sometime, you know? Like maybe right here, right now.
Harmony: I'm so glad you... well, like me enough to want to sleep with me again. So with that in mind, maybe try to still like me enough even though there's a high chance that you might become a father soon?
Brian: Hey, whoa, uh... that's- I'm not really down with that.
Harmony: Well it doesn't really matter if you're 'down with that' or not, cause if I'm pregnant then that's it; you're a dad and the kid will be your responsibility. So don't you dare take the coward's way out and walk out on me, cause-
Brian: BYE.
Harmony: Oh god. Now wtf am I gonna do??
Harmony: Okay look, I befriended a cat, dog, and a horse and right now I think I'm knocked up and in trouble, so can you maybe just come home with me so I can ride you in competitions and make a hell of a lot of money so I can raise this kid?
Harmony: Please. Please? LOOK I KNOW YOU DON'T NEED MY PROTECTION BUT I'M BOWING AND STUFF, OKAY?
Unicorn: ...Eh, I suppose. Got nothing better to do anyway and this patch of grass has gotten kind of boring.
I named her Lightning. Cause Thunder/Lightning and also...
I may or may not have started playing Final Fantasy XIII lately, lol.
Harmony: ...Well, called that.
Anyway, the next day...
Tranquil: Hey, uh... sis? Mom kinda... kicked me out over the whole unicorn business. So can I maybe stay here please?
Harmony: I am pregnant, alone, and poor as shit. If I can barely take care of myself and my future child, what makes you think I can take care of you? Hell, let alone even have room for you in this little shack?
Tranquil: I can sleep in the fairy house, work part time in the grocery store to help with bills, and be a free babysitter.
Harmony: ...ROOMIE!!! :D
Well, that's one problem solved.
...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, DUDE??
Tranquil: Bahahaha. Things go boom.
I really don't know how this happened. Right after Tranquil blew some shit up I got a notification that a fire started at the home lot. It's not even near the only thing that could have caused it. And the house is way too far away to be hit by fiery debris, right?? Idk.
...Okay, maybe she's a secret pyro. Idk dude xD But I'm keeping an eye on her from now on, god damn.
Anyway, since she was going to raise a child as a single mother, Harmony took to reading all she could about babies so she could be prepared. How cute ^_^ At least someone in this legacy might turn out to be a decent mother...
Christmas rolled around the next day, and Tranquil took it upon himself to invite the family. Envy, of course, decided everyone can die in a fire and didn't show up, but everyone else...
Depth: AHAHA YOU'RE IN AN INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIP.
Purity: Dude stfu we're barely even related! It's like way too far down the family tree for the game to even notice, so suck it.
Harmony: No, no. You need to leave.
Sky: Excuse me??
Harmony: You heard me! You're not touching my unicorn!
Sky: Bitch, watch me.
Harmony: Fine, try. ENJOY BEING CURSED. I hope your freaking head falls off.
Ah, family holidays. Always a joy. But all that yelling and stress seemed to throw Harmony's hormones outta wack, cause just after they left...
Harmony: Oh god, the baby's coming! TRANQUIL, CALL AN AMBULANCE BEFORE I END UP BIRTHING IT ON THE FLOOR.
The Legacy Continues Here
Also, the entire blue generation is now up for download!