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When we last left the Iridescences, Harmony had her first child, Magic, who was ironically the first totally human child in this legacy since generation one. Unfortunately his father Brian wanted nothing to do with him, leaving Harmony to raise him by herself. Then, like a stab in the back, the bastard starting dating Harmony's sister and rival Sky, who by the way at this point has two sons with him. I hate them both, lol. Anyway, Harmony finally found her soulmate in a man named Topher, who married her and moved her to a nice farm after he found out she was pregnant. But right after their daughter Temperance was born and they found out they were expecting yet another baby, Topher revealed a secret he had been keeping from his wife: that he was a werewolf, and that there was a high probability that their children might be born with the gene as well. Harmony was furious that he would keep something like that from her, and she stormed off in a huff.
We start 5.3 with Harmony doing a little light reading on the subject of lycanthropy, which ended up being a little more problematic than she expected.
Harmony: In the rare case of a lycanthrope breeding with a child of the Fae, complications may occur with the genetic coding, causing the offspring to become unstable and- oh no.
What?
Harmony: No, it's- it's nothing. I'm totally not freaking out until I get a second opinion, because this could just be some crackpot theory right?
What could be a crackpot theory?
Harmony: Nothing! God, what's with all the questions??
...Sorry, I'll shut up. Just do your thing.
Anyway, moving on and ignoring the purple borders that I didn't notice I was accidentally making with my PS action until like halfway through this entry, lol, Harmony decided to have a conversation with her son, as she was afraid he might be feeling a bit out of place in a family where he's not only the only human, but the only child that isn't biologically Topher's.
Harmony: I just... wanted to check in on how you were feeling, darling. I know it must be strange to have a different father than your biological one, especially when we're having more children together, but you know that Topher really loves you, right? And don't worry - you don't have to call him Dad if you don't want to, even though he's more of a father than your deadbeat biological one will ever be.
Magic: No, I... I know he's my Dad, Mom. But Temperance could turn out to be a werewolf like him and then he could love her more cause of that, right? And that other baby inside you could be like him too, or even you. And I don't wanna be... idk, like... forgotten or something, just cause I'm human and lame.
Harmony: No, no. Honey, being human does not make you lame. Your great great grandmother was human too, you know; so its in your blood and not just from your bio dad. And if Tempy or any other baby we may have together turns out to be a supernatural being, that does not and will not ever make us love them more than you, okay? You are all our children, and you're perfect just the way you are.
Again: One of the few competent parents we've ever had in this legacy, lol. I think a round of applause is in order.
Dude the maid is one creepy mofo.
Kirk: Sleep, my little butterfly. Sleep and dream of me...
o.O
The next morning, Harmony started going into labor during her morning coffee.
Harmony: Oh God, why does this hurt more than normal???
...Apparently because there was not one, but two babies itching to get out of her. God what is it with this legacy and multiples? lol
This is Dignity, who rolled insane and genius (oy vey), and Royal, who rolled excitable and light sleeper. They both have fairy wings, but Dignity's are like dark red and my PSD kind of made them blend into the background. Whoops.
And this is where the baby making stops, because I realized that each gen has now had 2-6 children exactly xD All that was left was for one gen to have four, so... :D
Temperance: Demon babyyyyyyy!
Dude those are your siblings, be nice. Just cause they have wings and you don't, doesn't make them demons.
Aww, baby pony is nursing and is adorable ^_^
Btw, Captain Hook and Tinkerbell got put up for adoption cause there was too many animals in the house and I figured they should just focus on horses cause of Harmony's LTW. It was actually a little depressing to let them go :( But oh well, what's done is done.
Topher: ...Still mad at me?
Harmony: *sighs* Sort of. Mostly cause I hate you for being the cutest liar I've ever met. It makes me want to punch your face and kiss it simultaneously and that's kind of disorienting.
Topher: I'm really sorry, babe. I only hid it because I was afraid you'd leave me if you knew. It was really selfish of me, and I swear I will never hide anything from you ever again.
Harmony: ...You promise? Like really, really promise?
Topher: Forever and always.
They're just so cute, you guys. Fuck. I can't handle it.
Harmony: So can I... see then? I want to see who I married. The real you.
Topher: ...You're sure? I'm not the sexiest man-beast in the world when that happens...
Harmony: Pretty sure I can be the judge of that.
Topher: Well, okay... if you insist. *hulks out* (yes that is what i'm gonna keep calling it, lol)
Harmony: OMG THAT MIGHT BE THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
Topher: Mmm... you smell good.
Harmony: ...Okay, now we're leaving cool and crossing into creepy territory. Dude, stahp.
OH GOD OH GOD MINI!WEREWOLF I CANT EVEN AT HOW CUTE THIS IS JDHSJKDSHJKDHS DYING 5EVER. Or something calmer and more collected about how Temperance is finally starting to show her werewolf affliction, lol.
Anyway, Topher took to trying to bond with Magic, since their relationship bar was kinda low and that just wasn't okay.
Magic: ...Are we playing catch or are you trying out for the ballet?
Topher: Hey man, I don't judge you for that silly costume you're wearing, so don't judge me because I happen to throw like a girl.
Meanwhile, now that she has a little time to herself, Harmony stopped by the public library to double check her findings about a fairy/werewolf hybrid. Unfortunately, everything seemed to point at the same devastating conclusion: that should one of her children have both genes, they would turn out... damaged.
Harmony: I'm... I'm really worried, Toph. I did some research about what combining our genes might do, and should one of the twins start showing signs of lycanthropy, it's basically a given that they'll be mentally unstable and possibly even violent.
Topher: Don't worry about that right now, babe. So far neither of them seem to be showing signs, and by this age even Tempy was starting to howl at the moon. I think it'll be fine.
Famous last words.
The next day, Topher took Magic to the Summer festival for some more step father/son bonding time.
Topher: Woohoo! That's right, you eat that girl under the table!
He did ^_^
In the end though, Magic decided to ditch his father and play with his newfound friend Gwen. Cause, you know, kids gotta have friends their own age and everything.
Gwen: Nah nah nah, you can't hit me!
Magic: Please gurl, I have impeccable aim.
Right so, this happened??? Once Harmony hit riding lvl 10 it said I completed her LTW even though she wasn't even halfway through her earnings. Damn glitchy game -__-
Dignity: *tears shit up and growls*
Royal: GO GO GO
Oh no.
Harmony: ...Oh, FFS.
Honey, the girl was born with the insane trait, you really didn't see this coming?
Harmony: I don't know what to do; Dignity is clearly a hybrid and that's... I mean, this is bad, right? God, maybe we should just put her up for adoption or something...
Topher: Okay, hold the fucking phone. You did not just suggest we get rid of one of our children, did you?
Harmony: I said maybe! Ugh, I don't know. I'm just afraid of what she's going to grow up to be, you know? This is bad.
Topher: No, this is not bad; at least not yet. It's just a theory, remember? Not fact. How many werewolf/fairy hybrids even exist in this world? Because I guarantee not enough for there to be any solid conclusions on what Dignity will turn out to be. Hell, she could turn out to be completely normal! So for now maybe we should just keep an eye on her, okay? Let's not do anything rash.
Harmony: Yeah... yeah, you're right. I'm sorry I freaked out; this is just a lot to take in right now.
And now we take a break from that drama to bring you... BIRTHDAY SPARKLES.
Omg, I love you. Temperance rolled perceptive.
But to bring you back to the fuckery for a moment, Dignity started talking way earlier and way better than any toddler should, which is just... creepy.
Dignity: TV is a thingie-ma-jig from the devil brought to earth to make our brains dribble out our ears. When I'm big I'm gonna make everyone watch it so I'm the bestest and smartest ever. Probably starting with you, cause I need a slave and you're convenient.
Royal: *drools*
Dignity: GOD WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU, STUPID-FACE! GROW UP ALREADY.
Temperance: ...There's something very wrong with you, demon-child.
Stop calling your sister names! Even if they might be a tiny bit true.
Temperance: Okay look, as a general rule I hate all people and would like if they just stayed the hell away from me, but me and you gotta team up or something.
Magic: ...Huh?
Temperance: Cause you know, Dignity has something really wrong with her and she's gonna have Royal on her side cause they came out of Mom at the same time, so for us to stand a chance here we gotta team up. Two against two, you know?
Magic: Look, I don't know what this is, but whatever it is, I'm 500% positive I don't want to be a part of it. They're our siblings and we should love them, not be mean. We're older and should set an example.
Temperance: JFC, why do you have to be so annoyingly nice? You're gonna be sorry when they grow up and ruin your life - you'll see!
Magic: Right, okay. Well maybe in the meantime, therapy might not hurt? Not that I'm judging, but you seem to have some kind of deep-seeded issues here.
Temperance: Oh, STFU. I can just read people, okay? GAWD. She's no good, and she'll drag our brother down with her. Watch.
Aww, look who grew up! Rain's adorbs.
But the whole point of him was to sell, so Harmony brought him to the training grounds to rid him of the 'untrainable' trait.
Magic: Hey, what's the answer to number ten?
Temperace: I hate you, don't talk to me.
Well, guess she's not gonna be getting over that rejection anytime soon...
OF COURSE THE INSANE CHILD WOULD TAKE A LIKING TO THAT CREEPY FUCK. #ABORTMISSION
God, finally one of the kids ages up into a teenag-
Oh dear lord. Gay as fuck and everything, but if he was real, I would do the hell out of him lol. Anyway, Magic rolled commitment issues and has the LTW rock star. Which I guess would go hand in hand, wouldn't they? xD
Later that day, Harmony finally got around to selling Rain. Which was also sad (why am I getting attached to these pixilated animals? fuck), but she got like $5000 for him or something and it gave me room to make Lightning and Thunder breed again. Because I want a baby unicorn, damnit.
That night was the night of the full moon, so Temperance experienced her first ever werewolf change.
Temperance: Grrr.
Aw, you're precious and not at all terrifying.
Topher: Okay now remember, even though we're werewolves we are civilized and we do not eat people. There's some raw meat in the fridge if you need it, but the number one rule in this household is no biting humans, okay?
Temperance: Can I still eat my dolls?
Topher: Yeah, that's fine.
OOP.
Adulthood.
Harmony: Omg, I'm so old!
Oh hush, you're still pretty. You barely have any wrinkles, which is more than I can say for your mother.
(Who is now dead actually, RIP her. And Eli, who by the way decided to remarry and then die before his son was born. Harmony's kids now have an uncle that is younger than them, oy vey. Anyway I keep meaning to go snag everyone's graves cause I forgot when Harmony moved out, but I have yet to do so. Whoops. I'll get there eventually.)
Oh good grief, you have a cooking skill of five, how are you still lighting shit on fire??
Harmony: IDK MAN IT JUST HAPPENED, HELP.
OH GOD OH GOD I GOT A BBY UNICORN YOU GUYS FJSHJDKSHK. This is Storm ^_^
Harmony: Okay so you're a semi-responsible older offspring now, and seeing as you don't have wings or a need to run on all fours, I decided it might be good to get you a car. So this thing right here? It's yours. I hope you like it, cause it was expensive as crap.
Magic: OMG R U SRS??? I LOVE YOU, MOM!
Hopefully she doesn't regret that.
Hey look, I finally learned conservation of space and put the twins birthday sparkles into one photo, lol.
Eep! Royal rolled coward and Dignity rolled ambitious.
...Oh, fuck. Not again.
The Legacy Continues Here...