Iridescence Legacy ;; Generation 5.5
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When we last left the Iridescences, Dignity's IF decided to reveal herself as the former Queen of the Fae, and thus began her and Dignity's alliance of both revenge and necessity, despite the fact that they clearly disliked one another. Meanwhile, poor Royal was still getting bullied by his twin sister, regardless of Temperance's attempts to stop it. And as for Magic, he was busy dipping his toes in every side of the gender pool while ignoring most of the drama that circulated throughout the house.
We start 5.5 with Dignity and Mab, who is still impatient about being turned back into a real faerie.
Mab: You done yet?
Dignity: Oh my god, get off my fucking ass and learn some patience, jesus.
Meanwhile, Royal was attempting to learn to mixology skill, as his dream was to own his own bar one day.
Royal: ...EEK.
Royal: Omg, that tastes like socks.
...Clearly it was not going very well.
Over on the other side of town, Temperance was trying to enjoy the winter festival, but was having a little trouble skating.
Little boy: Do you want some help, lady?
Temperance: I... uh. What?
Little Boy: Come on, take my hand; I'll show you what to do!
But just when Temperance was starting to reevaluate her stance on her hatred for anything that breathes...
Temperance: This is exactly why I have trust issues.
Oh joy, look who it is -__- Also my god, does anyone else get that random glitch where toddlers do this before sitting regularly in their stroller? It's hilarious, lol.
What, nobody else? Just me then? Okay.
Magic: Psst. That's my whore aunt who stole my deadbeat dad from my mom. I kinda want to tell her to suck it. She's such a useless hole; you know I haven't even met my two half brothers before? She like, keeps them away from our family. How bitchy can one person be, I swear to god.
Gwen: If you feel that strongly about it, then say something to her!
Magic: What, no way!
Gwen: Oh come on, don't be a pussy.
Magic: Sooo... I really kind of hate you, and you're a terrible aunt and a terrible sister and a terrible mom for not even letting your kids meet their half brother.
Sky: Is this kid fucking serious right now?
Apparently so, dear. Apparently so. But come on, you kind of deserve it.
Meanwhile, back at the house, Dignity had finally perfected the imaginary friend metamorphium potion.
Dignity: Alright look, it's done. But remember our deal, because I swear to god if you back stab me I will shank you, bitch.
Dignity: So don't fucking test me, alright?
Mab: ...You seriously need to take a pill.
*glug glug*
~voila~
Dignity: Well shit, you're a lot hotter than I was expecting you to be...
Something you wanna share with the class there, Dignity?
Dignity: No, fuck off.
Fair enough.
Harmony: Oh, Sky... I wasn't expecting- he said what to you? Well, I suppose you can't really blame him though, can you? You are a rabid bitch. But I'll talk to him; in the meantime, do us both a favor and lose my number, because I really do hate you with the passion of a thousand fiery suns. Okay? Bye!
Harmony: Oh my god, you can not just say those types of things to your aunt, even though they are entirely true. I raised you better than that, young man!
Magic: ...Sorry, mom.
Royal: Sup.
OH MY GOD DONT TALK TO THE ALIEN R U SRS RIGHT NOW WHY ARE YOU SO INNOCENT AND NAIVE I LOVE YOU BUT GOD, YOU'RE GONNA END UP GETTING PROBED OR SOMETHING, & YOU'RE TOO VIRGINAL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
I don't know who trusted this bitch to do the cooking, but it probably wasn't the smartest idea.
Harmony: Um... who is this and why is she sitting at our dinner table?
Dignity: Oh my god, Mom, she's the homeless youth we're sheltering; didn't you read the email I sent you? You wanted me to be nicer, so look, this is me being nice! God, why do you have to question everything I do??
Harmony: Oh. No, I'm sorry, dear; I didn't mean to... Well, anyway. That's just... that's just lovely, honey. I'm so glad you've decided to give back to the community; I knew you had it in you.
After school the next afternoon, Temperance tried to give it one more shot with Royal.
Temperance: Alright, look; you've grown up some, right? And with it, I'm hoping that you actually managed to acquire a smidgen of common sense. But your twin? She's a goddamn demon, like no joke; there's something seriously wrong with her. And if you keep letting her push you around, she's gonna end up murdering someone and have you take the fall for it or something; like I'm being 100% serious right now. Just stay the hell away from her so I can stop actually giving a shit about someone other than myself, because this is rather disconcerting to me.
Royal: I don't... I know know. She's mean sometimes, but she wouldn't really do something like that, would she?
Temperance: Seriously, get your head of your ass and get to steppin' your naive little butt away from her. This is the last warning I'm giving you, so just take it so I don't have to worry about you once I've dedicated my life's work to taking her down, because lbh - that's where my obsession is heading at this point.
Royal: Yeah, um... I gotta- I gotta go. But I'll think about it, okay?
Temperance: Don't think, just do. Nobody in this family has the time or patience for serious contemplation, let's be real here.
Speak of the devil...
Dignity: Man this fearie weed is killer... are you staring at my tits?
Mab: Fuck. No. What? I'm just- trying to figure out the ingredients to the spell we need to get back to the Faerie Realms. Maybe it was the blood of an innocent.... or buffalo wings.
Dignity: [hacks up a lung]
Mab: Or maybe it was a twice baked potato. Man... I'm hungry. [takes another pull off the blunt]
Mab: [coughing]
Dignity: ...You wanna make out?
Mab: What?
Dignity: What?
...Well then.
The next day, Royal got away from the house to spend some quiet time in the library so he could read more about the art of mixing alcohol, because lbh the poor kid doesn't have a moment of peace at home.
...Or here, apparently.
Dignity: Christ, there you are.
Royal: ...How did you find me?
Dignity: I just followed the scent of loser. Now come on, Mab and I might need your blood for a spell... but we're also hitting the grocery store on the way, cause there's a high chance the ingredient might also be some kind of food.
Royal: No, I don't- I don't want to.
Dignity: ...Excuse me?
Dignity: The only reason you're alive right now is because I decided not to strangle you in the womb with your fucking umbilical cord, so you will do what I say unless you don't want to be smothered in your sleep tonight!
Royal: Okay, okay, stop yelling at me! Tempy just said-
Dignity: Screw what Tempy said; she is not your master, I am!
This poor kid.
After yet another finger-pricking escapade, I sent Royal off the gym to try to buff up a little, hoping it would at least boost his confidence a little.
Royal: ...This is hard.
I know bb, but it'll be worth it, I promise.
Meanwhile, Gwen called up Magic and asked him to meet her at the bar.
Gwen: Jenny's not returning my phone calls. And it's so- I mean, granted we only slept together once, but I thought we had something, you know? Why are girls such bitches sometimes? I swear, neither gender is good to sleep with... they're all assholes.
Magic: Screw her. Come on, I got something that will cheer you up.
...Wait, what?
Apparently Magic took their little duet to mean something that it, ahem, did not.
Gwen: Oh, you... honey, no, I don't- I mean I love you, but I don't think of you that way. Like you're my best friend forever, but there's... nothing else, you know?
Magic: Oh... yeah. No, I- I get that. Think I might of drank too much... or... something... :(
It's okay honey, I think you'll survive. That was a heat of the moment kiss, not pent-up-feelings-for-my-best-friend kiss, so just chill with the rejected look.
Anyway, while all this was going on, I got a notification that Dignity had been arrested for pranking, but I don't know what she did or even where because by the time I clicked over to her, she was already getting screamed at.
Harmony: FFS WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GETTING ~ARRESTED~ YOU DO REALIZE I HAVE FOUR STAR CELEBRITY STATUS RIGHT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE AMOUNT OF BLOWBACK I'M GONNA GET FROM THIS?
Dignity: Really? Really, bitch?
Royal: -OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MOM?!
Dignity: I. REIGN. SUPREEEEEEEEEEEME.
Oh please, she just fainted at your unexpected change. You didn't do anything, lol.
...Of course this would escalate to you two fighting. Of course it would.
Temperance: I'll smear the walls with you, bitch!
I actually literally just spent like 20 minutes trying to find a gif of that and I couldn't I'm so mad, lol. Fuck.
Dude, what did I tell you?
Oh yeah, great, Mab. Let's leave a flaming bag of shit right next to someone. That won't get you into trouble or anything.
Why do I bother.
Royal outgrew his other bar (which, apparently, I did not know you could do lol), so I had to buy him this expensive professional one instead. Now he can make real drinks!
...Except they suck.
Royal: Mom. Mom, no.
Harmony: JESUS HOLY CHRIST WHAT IS THIS, HORSE PISS???
Girl, he tried to tell you.
Dignity: The stupid blood of an innocent didn't work! Do you even know anything, or are you just making shit up as you go along?
Mab: Hey, don't fucking yell at me! Its been nearly 700 years for Christ's sake, I can't be expected to remember every damn thing!
Dignity: God, just- just shut up; just shut your stupid, perfect, attractive fucking mouth!
Royal: No, no you can't! This is just for practice; we're too young to really drink, sis!
Dignity: DO YOU SEE THIS AURA OF SOOTHING AROUND ME, BITCH? DO YOU THINK I WANT TO BE TOLD WHAT I CAN AND CANT DO RIGHT NOW? STFU AND GO HIDE IN A HOLE SOMEWHERE, CHRIST.
Dignity: Fuck. I think I'm kinda gay. [throws back drink after drink]
Temperance: Why the hell do you look like someone kicked your damn puppy.
Magic: ...I totally got friendzoned by Gwen, yo.
Temperance: Alright, lemme explain you a thing. The friendzone? It doesn't exist; it's just a way for men to demean a woman's right to choose who and who they do not want to sleep with in order to sooth your bruised ego. So this? This little fedora act of yours? Fuck off right out the door with it. Besides, do you even like Gwen? I thought she really was just your ~friend~
Magic: Well... idk. I might have had a few too many to drink earlier and- well, yeah, okay, I don't actually want to sleep with her or anything...
Temperance: So basically you're just being a douche then.
Magic: Well-
Temperance: Douche. Go call her apologize, Christ. How is it that I spend most of my time on Tumblr and yet can still relate to people better than everyone else in this house? This is ridiculous.
Magic: Hey, Gwen? Sorry I kissed you last night; I was drunk and dumb and apparently wearing a metaphorical fedora. Won't happen again. BFFs 4 lyfe?
Gwen: Yeah, weirdo, BBFs 4 lyfe. Now get your ass down to the bar there's totally two people doing it up against the dumpster out back, its hilarious and gross but kinda hot at the same time.
Magic: Oh shit, I'm totally there.
LITERAL WTF I CANT EVEN. I have no idea who's car this was, but when people kept filing out of the school the next morning everyone kept walking through it, lol.
Oop, birthday sparklesssssss!
I maybe was a little temped to keep him that way. Maybe.
But I fixed him. Magic rolled eco-friendly.
Bartender: Uh... kid? Are you even old enough to be in a bar?
Royal: ...No, but I really don't like being at home; I don't feel like anyone loves me there :(
Bartender: Shit, that's rough, dude. If I were you, I'd probably run away, but then again-
Royal: Wait. Maybe I could just... run away.
Royal. Royal, no. You're too young and-!
Royal: OH GOD I THINK I MAY HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISCALCULATION I AM TOTALLY NOT BRAVE ENOUGH FOR THIS.
No, no, honey, it's okay. What you did might have been a little stupid, but it still was incredibly brave of you. Maybe this way, you'll grow from a teeny helpless caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly.
Royal: You think so?
I know so.
Royal: Oh, well that's... that's nice of you. Thanks :)
And so, with a total vote of 7 (to Tempy's 5, Dignity's 4, and Magic's 1), our new heir for the purple generation is Royal. Who totally took a bus to the caribbean or some shit by the way? Whatever. I just got Island Paradise and wanna finally play it, is all, lol.
To Be Continued...