[Logs] 252 - 276
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he's too hungover to deal with this shit.
eyes.gif is spying on him and he's totally not freaking out.
chibimano had better get him some goddamn cigarettes.
this song sucks.
omg bunnies anon gave him bunnies - and pot.
those socks are terrible. and england, what the fuck are you doing sliding down this stripper pole?
shit. he agrees with spain on something. namely, that england looks like a moron right now.
corrupting the youth of the world. chibimano gives him cigarettes, netherlands reciprocates. belgium is gonna kill them both.
russia is looking for england. netherlands is looking for free entertainment.
hey meme, let's make netherlands a pretty pretty princess!
headcount: anon 1 is worried that he smokes, belgium hits him with a book, anon 2 is back with glitter in hand.
chibimano tries to rile him up. it sorta works, but mostly it's a clusterfuck of miscommunication.
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who is edward, why does this anon like how he sparkles, and what did he just drink.
dare thread:
itt: negotiating haiku permissions...though...haiku.
itt: iceland smacks him with a cod. netherlands smacks him with some threatening poetry.
fuck you too, in haiku.
netherlands mentions fucking. monaco is curious. and a bit tipsy.
SUDDENLY DENMARK becomes [ :l ] versus [ Bl ]
he probably won't ever tell canada that this was a dare.
france is really horny. and really annoying. and then there was grinding.
finn mochi gets baked; ned just thinks he is.
puppies: a haiku
flailing: a haiku
i s it good that monaco faps to him, or is it bad that spain is there too?
obviously the solution to confusion is beer.
continued here
t hey were high and denmark had stupid ideas.
they're planning a date, wedding, and divorce all at once.
he secretly wanted to keep hugging.
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this little squirrel superhero sure is cute.
aw yeah, free vibrators.
i celand is tripping balls. he'll take advantage of that.
spain and belgium are way too close. watch ned rage. watch ned pout. watch ned really want a hug and reassurance.
belgium streaks. what do.
he ends up in a dental chair.
four dares: two embarrassing, two...not so much.
streaking across the meme.
anon wanted something quick and somehow he ended up getting his hair styled.
liking him has its rewards.
hug thread, australia version. now with drop bears!
hug thread, ned is awkward with kids version.
hug thread, italy is clingy version
hug thread, ned is a dick to canada version
don't get sappy on him, anon.
he gets spanked by an anon and it turns into banter and bickering.
bel and ned both wtf at spain and it takes a turn for the awkward.
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butthurt_pole does not want to get high.
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godmodded something severe.
look, he can talk about feelings! ...only because of godmod
he tries to do italy. and fails.
what the hell rome?!
:l and Bl make fun of 8D. netherlands hits on norway; norway just wants to hit netherlands.
silent tulip war.
they both seem to get around, huh.
he can't draw. or smile.
apparently poland is his new shopping buddy.
crai moar, mister sparklepants.
monaco had a stripper pole. this was inevitable.
hugging is difficult.
hugging is difficult, part two.
i hate you and i hate your little hat.
he can get along with belgium. eventually.
norway dares him to take off (anon)'s face.
where in the world does iceland jack off?
flirting with namefags.
dickish conversations with norway. emphasis on the dick part.
hey england, wanna drink sometime?
giving vibrators to namefags.
high, in a maze, with a computerbot.
that's hot. and gratuitous.
not chubbu.
double-ned.
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what. the. fuck.
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bitty sweden can't touch the clouds.
WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN LOUD.
chibimano gets his tulips.
cake, meet face.
two dares, and he finds out that anons really don't have faces.
play with norway's haircurl and you get punched in the face.
there's a party in his pants and eyes.gif invited itself
spain is pole dancing...
...so he'll go pout with monaco instead.
hitting on namefags and bashing telepathic anons.
a whole mess of happiness. and girl-slides.
bel and ned eat cookies and get their vomit-inducing fluff on.
iceland says he shouldn't mess with norway anymore.
chinomi doesn't want his last happy cookie.
eyes.gif convinces him to talk to norway.
agreeing to punches to the face is sort of like making amends.
goddamn wildlife interrupting his handjob.
a whole mess of boobs.
a hole in his pants.
what did he last fap to?
rome's forgotten about him already.
iceland tells stories of sea monsters and trolls.
austria + netherlands = innuendo everywhere.
those socks are hilarious.
time to make australia feel awkward.
double combo break.
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estonia just take the tulip head.
bitty greece says he doesn't smell like flowers.
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all your iceland are belong to ned.
norwat is not allowed to help.
hungary has no secrets, but they've gotta look out for austria.
they're onto his secret love of 80's tunes.
he...actually gets along with norwee.
bonding with eyes.gif.
anon stares at him; he stares and hong kong.
cuddles with greece.
anon tries to convince him that they have a face.
iceland and seychelles steal his smokes.
france comes to congratulate him.
maybe they should use sign language.
how the hell do you seduce a norway.
iceland, taking away his smokes wasn't a brilliant idea.
on a beach with derpmark and fem-canada.
coming back to life is like having three hangovers at once, duh.
that's not what he heard.
all of the cigarettes. all of them. all gone.
reassuring chibimano.
let him smoke let him smoke let him smoke - norwee, what, you're his hero.
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....what is this thing.
france gave him an std. awesome. great.
chibimano set every-fucking-thing on fire. awesome. great.
hong kong kicks him in the nuts. awesome. great.
serious time with belgium. awesome. great.
continued.
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hong kong you're going down. under his foot.
he can't smoke. again.
make a deal with chibimano.
prussia, that's not streaking.
england thinks france sucks, too.
oh hey monaco, you might have syphilis.
a trainwreck of a conversation with belgium.
norwat is a dick. norwee's...okay.
norwee helps him garden.
weird mind-reading bug thing.
beachside eyes.gif gives him a new scarf!
fucking goose - he was being melodramatic and alone, here.
wasted in his former garden.
updating computereesti.
beating the shit out of hong kong.
they'll agree that they're not too bad.
so that girl is now a slide?
oh god. talking about feelings. with belgium. he feels sick.
YOU'RE CUTE DAMMIT.
france did what to canada, now?!
he got wigger austria's number, for whatever reason.
he doesn't have a mirror, romano.
he's going to die a painful, stabbity death from that demon woman.
guess who else doesn't have a nose.
poland owes him a scarf. he's still not edward cullen. he still hates glitter.
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pink tulips are his favorite.
a japan, a japan!
set up some ice hockey.
he does not get a kiss from norwee.
only france would turn a throwdown into a date show.
iceland found out about hong kong.
going swimming with bel.
monaco requests a favor.
subtle page claim.
he's a good henchman.
teaching bitty greece how to curse.
bickering with gifs.
dare thread - he gets non-con cuddled like whoa.
policeman italy needs a moped.
get drunk with a frenchman.
you mongrel cow-dick sucking festering shithead.
austria sure does like keysmashing.
he just blew new zealand's banana. literally.
talking about prussia.
the plane is crashing and a pipe is talking to him.
gonna need a fighter pilot's breakfast.
he has no idea what gilligan's island is.
the word "eyebrows" doesn't seem to register.
what the fuck happened to england.
anon that's not sex.
norwee must live under an entire mountain.
england plays his angry music.
setting off a mess of wanking.
lady faceless does not want to see him naked.
don't tickle belarus, kids.
texting canada.
all god did was mess up his hair.
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wheeeeee~
play some hockey.
totally not gossiping with monaco.
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he smokes because he can.
germany's interested in vacation spots.
buhyoo bunnies!
wales you stop looking at that rabbit like that.
make a bet with france.
belarus chokes him again.
japan gives him a doujin to look at.
it was not in his pocket!
taking fem germany's geraniums.
that pipe is following him, anons are kissing him.
failing to hook up with new zealand.
of course he likes himself.
it's only because that song is goddamn everywhere.
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signing up for more than he bargained for.
discussing doujin.
he didn't stick a tulip up his ass.
hosting for family and canadians.
too drunk to...anything.
he's never stuck his pipe up his ass, either.
time to check on ice.
firecrackers in his smokes.
hosting and hosted.
offering to bunk ice at his place.
trying to save iceland.
what belarus is lithuania talking about?
the pipe doesn't like belarus either.
norwee halp!
eyes.gif wants an orgy. oh-kay.
heart to heart with iceland.
iceland puts in the code...
let netherlands serve you.
giving his key to iceland.
the collar falls off.
he's given a radiation detector.
he's even a dick to himself.
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seriously, chibimano, you don't wanna know.
an average experience.
more hosting: now with dateline nbc.
finishing that deal with france.
getting along with norwee.
dress up for spain.
iceland's alive! time to toss themselves into more shit.
big brother ain't a show on the tee-vee.
oh, it's /that/ eyes.gif again.
norwee lives under a mountain part II.
estonia has plans; hong kong gets another message...
...ned passes it on. new zealand trolls.
france actually pisses him off - it's /canada/ you bastard.
sibling freakout time.
japan, you should do that hiding thing you like.
iceland, you're free to go.
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seychelles says: party.
his clothing is gonna be huge on hong kong.
denmark what is with your...everything.
godmodded to FLY, MOTHERFUCKERS. in five part harmony.
one - lovinovidaloca
two - chibimurica
three - lookscold
four - obenjungenrhein
five - bellabelgium
he's gotta feed his pet rabbit, canada america.
roll a house with poland.
a bit of a slip-up.
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tulip wars volume two.
austria watches some weird-ass porn.
everyone is wearing 1800s clothing.
his last kiss was actually belgium.
france is literally a frog.
he can't help that hk is scrawny.
KAMEHAMEHA.
he'll save the world when he gets his powers back.
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the morning after.
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ice, he'll want that coat back.
this is the fourth norway he's met, goddamn.
dude he just wants to bring his lighter in.
non-con makeover, thanks to poland.
they both look ridiculous, but estonia doesn't care.
pretty pretty princess needs some makeup remover.
he's not buying denmark a second cone.
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iceland distracted him with sibling talk.
plotting against france with the ultimate troll.
on tea.
canada worries too much.
he's keeping this picture.
prussia posts video to facebook. denmark and diaf_roma are here to comment.
ukraine says he looks cute and somehow they make plans.
italy, go put makeup on prussia.
you can wait forever.
he'd cross-dress if you asked, belgium.
if only he knew.
turkey he's not telling you shit.
....some people do.
mail-order doujin.
nice boner, man.
dared to pose for doujin.
he hasn't seen denmark in a while.
tentacle sheep garden invasion!
no, norwee is a prude.
in the audience with greece.
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more agruments about prudishness.
norway and netherlands sitting in a tree. f-u-c-k-i-n-g. except not.
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truth thread: norwee edition.
attempting to get japan in stockings.
prussia's ass is worse than ned's makeup-face.
russia inquires about his pipe-stalker...
...right as it shows up!
netherlands likes cute bunnies and tulips and he's still manly. and gets inundated.
he got a teddy bear.
drinking and waxing france sounds fine with him.
he wants that goddamn table so bad.
not itchy, just ticklish.
tickle war with hong kong.
he could change that.
righting the slide.
giving spain a headache.
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missing two parts
he's allergic to users in this location.
continued with drinking and makeup!
screaming match with belgium: volume two.
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fuck off. all of you. except maybe japan.
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learning about cosplayers.
iceland tells him of the fish bible.
he doesn't want to tell norwee he set his head on fire.
tomato war.
plotting against hong kong with emoteanon.
eyes.gif invasion.
new zealand, that's bullshit.
estonia is back to ask about sheep shagging.
lux gives him scary monster hugs and a waffle.
very awkwardly asking norway about his brother.
all in all, france is a nicer god to him than god.
ditto fighters and radiation detectors part deux.
showing off his fancy new beer bottle.
hong kong is probably never going to understand him.
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hired help.
so uh. canada is now jesus.
finalizing things with japan.
biking out of this thread with hre and denmark.
guro time.
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pounced on by spain.
he's not giviing kids money, especially when they shoot him.
trading advice with spain and romano.
wipe off denmark's...entire face.
he thought poland had been trolling him for centuries.
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